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I give you guys complete permission to do whatever you like. And frankly (and I say this non sarcastically), I've always found that whole forum of the Falador Tavern extremely pretentious. Like, jeepers creepers velma not even fred's ascott is this bad.

neutrinos sounds like something you put in your pool chemicals.

I blame it on the cocaine and the promise of stardom

paging dr obtaurian come in please

HEY I REMEMBER THIS FROM WHEN I WAS A KID

Oh yeah. I went driving at 2am after Irene passed on the highway, with no power for like, 15 miles both directions, total blackness. Epic. Then I got to my house and turned on the tv cuz I never lost power :D

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I really liked Watch the Throne, Tha Carter IV though, was a huge dissapointment, and this comes from a big Wayne fan. It was so.... Just... so so, it was so, cliche. The rhymes were slow, and typically stupid. The music was a little wack also, and Mirror sounds just like Lighters, which sounds just like Grenade. Can Bruno PLEASE make a song that doesn't sound like Grenade. Ugh. I've only heard a few Tyler songs, but they're pretty good, I'm glad he won an award. I'm not a fan of Wiz or Big Sean though.

yar. i lied. i'm cancelling membership.i need to conserve money.

obtaurian i love you. obtaurians girlfriend if you're reading this i love you too.

quit with me

I think I lied This game has no appeal to me. I only have like 50m. And whips are 900k LOL

what the F is livid farm shells

Umm.. 6'4 and 163 lbs? You sure that's right? That's like... Not even skin and bones, just skin. I do care about my weight, but not enough to crazy diet. I've lost a lot of weight, and I still try to lose more, but I don't really care enough to do it. 6'4 here as well, which is why I question the validity of the statement of 163 pounds.... That is just. Skinny. Deathly skinny. You can't have no muscles at that level.

Back in my hay day, like, I would be last person to post on every single topic for like, 3 pages LOL. I like to post at 3am.

You obviously show a clear misunderstanding of what she was trying to accomplish by that post.

I hope it rains. Atheists.

I wish I lived in a country that was more than 500 years old. [spoiler=after] Tada! Waaaaaaaay better That's why people get haircuts.

Those are ugly, and horribly expensive.

My filter location is so goddamn awful, I have to go to Walmart to get it changed, because its right in the middle, but there's this large piece of like.... cosmetic plastic covering it that you have to reach your hand over it. Horrible.

Wait, what? English? American English? You have to admit that the language is pretty [bleep]ed up regardless of the region. ADMIT NOTHING ADMIT NOTHING TO THE XENOPHOBES AND LINGUISTI-PHILES OF THE WORLD. ADMIT NOTHING OF THE EUROPEAN SENSICAL LANGUAGES THAT RULE THEIR MOCK LIVES. WE MUST FIGHT ALL THAT CHANGES OUR LANGUAGE AND COLLOQUIALISMS OF NONSEQUITAR CATCH PHRASES@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ viva li revolution

I just watched Cloverfield. Amazing. Then Teen Wolf Came on. Teen wolf. [bleep]ing teen wolf.

obt doesnt even post anymore.

So... Care to elucidate, Sir Pompous Maximus?

Jersey Shore is hilarious, and the best show on tv.