Saru Inc

i got another credit card tonight and its got tons of little kittens on it. and i said 'wow im surrounded with so much [kitty] in my pocket i feel like obt' and then i said 'wow i bet if i post this on obt's blog someone will report it' 'nah' and so i posted it i just spoke in future tense though, ive yet to post it. ok here we go.

im meta phor sex if you are, obt.

NEVER MIND. THE DISCS WONT PLAY. NIGHT IS RUINED. NEED KNIFE TO CUT SELF PLEASE. :(

i ran my three miles and cleaned my entire apartment top to bottom i bought my lady gaga cd, paid all my bills, and had fun with my friend before she goes to Ghana tomorrow for two months. and now? now i sit down with my pizza and mountain dew an watch Harold and Kumar ONE AND TWO MOTHER [bleep]ERS. if only i was in california where weed grows in every garden patch i could fully enjoy this movie.

that is awesome obt

sometimes when im alone in my apartment i make sure my neighbors are asleep i turn off all the lights and lock the door i turn up the music very loud as well as my tv i pull up my laptop and go to this one secret link and i double check to make sure no one is watching and then i take my hand and i start to mas- -mass click on this forum called obt and its so funny and i laugh like a little girl a naughty little girl. bet you thought i was going to say mas*******. sicko.

:wink:

I mean. kind of what @Giordano said, but like, being gay is a very important part of me, but I've still only come out to my family and four other people. I'm just a private person in that regard. If people ask me if I'm gay I'll say yes. I ain't gonna broadcast it. Just, don't come out until you realize the consequences.

damn, page 185 and this [cabbage] is still going. People get bothered... easily. Me included.

i lied. (and i was the source) BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ITS FINALLY HERE!!! There are two versions of the CDS, regular and well, duh, deluxe. Track list 1. "Marry the Night" 2. "Born This Way" 3. "Government Hooker" (Censored) 4. "Judas" 5. "Americano" 6. "Hair" 7. "Scheiße" (uncensored) 8. "Bloody Mary" 9. "Black Jesus†Amen Fashion" 10. "Bad Kids" (Censored) 11. "Fashion of His Love" 12. "Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)" 13. "Heavy Metal Lover" 14. "Electric Chapel" 15. "The Queen" (Censored) 16. "Yoü and I" 17. "The Edge of Glory" Bolded are the ones that come on deluxe. Deluxe also has a 2nd disc of crap remixes. I don't think anyone in the world has ever done a good remix. Or maybe remixes just suck in general. We should find some philosophical philosophers to solve this philosophical question on whether a remix could ever, not, suck. My personal favorites are Schiebe, Bloody Mary, Hair, Eletric Chapel, Heavy Metal Lover, Highway Unicorn, Hair, Judas, Americano, Government Hooker. dats right. I DO NOT LIKE EDGE OF GLORY OR BORN THIS WAY. blech. I'm sure y'all can find the songs on youtube. I LOVE SCHIEBE. Its got a german sound. Cuz well, it was formed in germany. AND IM POLISH AND ITS STILL AWESOME. here are the ones I personally love love love, and hope you will too. damn, she speaks German just like the gay german dominitrix we all know is really inside her. Damn like, pro. If you are a heterosexual man sick of gays, a heterosexual woman who wished she was gay, a lesbian who wished you were a bowl of hummus, or a gay man who wish you were straight so that you could be sick of gays and their, well, gay drama, then I apologize if this thread pissed you off and you're sick of Gaga. I mean, if you ARE sick of gaga, take refuge and give thanks that you're right alongside the other 130 million who hate gaga. sucks that the other 70 mil or whatevs who actually like her shouts all y'all down. Regardless, stop crying at all the gaga and go out and get a hobby. Like, Crystal meth. Or selling Cocaine to underprivileged white kids. Now, I would like to say I'm not just some gay dude obsessed with gaga who will post everything she does. Well, yeah. I mean she really isn't my favorite, and a lot that she puts out I really don't like, as it really does sound a lot like Madonna. But I honestly do think this is an amazing album. I think because she really lets her... N side go with the lyrics. They're amazing. So yes, I officially named May 23rd Gaga day for the year 2011. Because honestly, it wouldn't make sense to make May 23rd Gaga day every year for one album. yea. And I am out to go running and get all the more gayer from this album, peace out. edit: i totally copy and pasted this from my other forum, regarding MBTI stuff. So if you see weird letters disregard, they aren't meant for you. HEY I SAID DISREGARD THEM. people can't follow directions anymore.

lady gaga album. fricken sick.

this, is communism.

No. Answered them questions too many times and will NEVER explain myself for playing MY WAY. Ahaha, oh, wow.

this is good. hopefully you'll be so tired you wont notice the difference

umm no but it does begin with a W and end with eapons of ass destruction. thats right, ass destruction.

i sent you a text but you never answered it if i were you i wouldn't open any unmarked packages coming in from the mail from Virginia Beach Virginia. but then again, you didn't hear that from me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQkxJ4WcXjA&feature=related

i heard beards made people gay

herro. i ran away from home basically. i packed upp all my things secretly, and over the course of an hour moved on early one friday morning. i have my own apartment now. i blocked all my families numbers, deleted them all off of facebook and not one of them knows where i live. i also left a 17 page note saying basically I'm gay, and sick and tired of your homophobia. apparently my mom is so sad her son is a "[bleep]" that she can't get out of bed and my dad is suicidal, apparently. and everyone single person on both sides of my family is convinced being gay is a choice and of course, as only a republican christian family in southern virginia can deliver, a despicable sin. i only know this because i still text my sister very rarely. now i need to find a man.

being tired after 10 hours of sleep annoys me

i asked you a question

what is love

and i bought a windshield for my car, the guy is coming by tomorrow.

i just bought a futon and a tv for my new apartment http://www.walmart.com/ip/Mali-Flex-Multi-Position-Lounger-Black-Cushions-Silver-Frame/10074132 http://www.walmart.com/ip/LG-26LD350/13904864

you've had some eventful past few months, IF thats the case. IF.