Naive

Finally going to the gym to do something about my weight, leaving with a sore but good feeling. My puppies cuddling up next to me when I'm sad. The friends I have on RS. THAT ADORABLE GIRL WAVING BYE

29931 Who am I?

YES, YES@!

TNPW FILL ME WITH NOSTALGIA

Banned for finger waggling

More drugs 50 HP

Ehh, it's more like 50~ maybe? I barely even remember ,_, TPUM posts too much in Forum Games

Weird, funky, digited, white, smelly. TNPW post a random definition from Urban Dictionary (within forum rules of course)

22934 Wow this color hurts my eyes. Mod Edit: Yo dawg imma bust a cap if you use that color again YA DIG

The Architect then splatters the wall with Darkspawn blood. 53 HP

And we all know Indie's reason for bringing a gun to a swordfight. (The image URL might make you hesitant to click, but I assure you it's completely SFW)

Pros: You run the whole place, do whatever you please. Cons: You will be killed by your people for the oddest reasons. Slowking

xxMxCMXXXVI i.e. 29936 Roman Numerals ain't that hard :P

Naivette

Banned for grammar nazi'ing something that really didn't need it. Squirtle's the species AS WELL as the name of the pokemon. You don't have to put an article in front of a name. Also banned for making me type more than I usually do.

Banned for forgetting about my Blastoise

At least spell the pokemon's name right

_X_XM_XCMXLII

Banned for not punching him hard enough

Pros: They measure your e-peen in TF2. Cons: There's not always a tasty rabbit in them. Exercise

Banned for summoning Judgement.

Banned for not being creative at all, ever.

Banned for bragging

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