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Naive

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  1. Kingdom Hearts 3D Holy hell the boss fights are a slap in the face
  2. I played with a Rengar on team once. He kept dying. And I was Garen. How even
  3. Heard Fiya's voice and I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
  4. Your Verac's helm polymorphs into a slime, suffocating you
  5. Granted, you receive a book entitled "Two More Wishes" The quality is on par with "50 Shades of Grey" I wish I never got acne
  6. Hoppy birfday

  7. Said banana peel rockets through your forehead
  8. Granted, you enter a contest where the right answer is actually the wrong answer. You fail miserably. I wish for a cheeseburger
  9. Granted, you accidentally use your Lord as live ammunition and he/she dies I wish Tyrion Lannister was real
  10. Banned for not playing Golden Sun or knowing about the 4 Venus Djinn summon Judgement
  11. Happy belated birthday, sowwy for not saying it yesterday :(

  12. Assuming you wouldn't get caught either way, rob a bank. Walk on a bed of hot coals, or walk on a bed of the sharpest Lego bricks ever
  13. Banned for making me chuckle with that "butt-slappingly" adverb
  14. I make the assumption that in place of people the internet has sophisticated bots that can pass a Turing test, so Internet and no people please. Not like I socially interact anyways. Immortality with the inability to ever feel pleasure ever again, or the biggest rush of euphoria you've ever had followed immediately by death.
  15. Granted, you win! Moments afterward the team mascot falls on top of you in his excitement to congratulate you, and you suffocate under the sweat-matted fur I wish I didn't require sleep. I fail to see how this corrupts the wish in any way, Macs do suck
  16. An equally absurdly leveled Magikarp falls on your head from the stratosphere, killing you on impact
  17. While Blaze falls to his doom he let's loose a shot that ricochets off of the volcano's wall and lodges itself firmly in your brain
  18. Megaman Battle Network 3 I just got my nails did
  19. Granted. You instead have the nightmare every waking moment of your life. I wish my dad would see sense when I tell him Macs suck
  20. You're fired from the circus for not rotating the board properly, causing multiple stab wounds to the victim
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