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dragonst0rm

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  1. dragonforce - Througth fire and flames
  2. because it aint red why do we eat lamb but not sheep
  3. she is only famouse from her p0....rN video and her daddy. and she is so skinney i am sapreised she did not snap whilst macking that video
  4. People only statred to like her and no her after p0.....rn she made that all. She needs a slap
  5. LMAO that kids face is so funny same as dude, Same as The kid would be defoed but dame it would of been funny
  6. How many people did you fool and how did you fool them. Unfortunly i did not fool any one but i did not get folled so i t was a good thing.
  7. [quot]why is 69 my favorit number? Because it is a good position why was runesape made
  8. hmmmmm disbres hmmmmmmmmm You get thehurrtcane bk from were you got the disbres from.
  9. /counter slap ...... ooooooo that was fun
  10. dragonst0rm

    driving

    I did not no were to put this but if you are a new drivier or are wating to drive then go on this site http://2passforum.co.uk
  11. Some says somthing and the next person ask why then a nother qestion. We keep going and going and going. As the qestion why can not be answered ..... Yeas i am wired you smell
  12. (no offence) Your not a girl your a transexsual (however you spell it) and are really a boy with out the penis (unlucky) Answer this why
  13. 225 .................................................... What comes next i wondered
  14. i new i shop of robbed it when there was no class you get a bee sting in your [wagon]
  15. yeah he was oin like miek but he was only about 9 at the time he is 19 now Like Mike was made in 2002, i dunno how "Lil Bow Wow" grew 10 years in 4. i think he was like 14 or something in that movie, now he's around 18 or so. sorry but he looked well young SO NERRR YOU SMELL
  16. I have the new hotmail (the emails). Can sme plz im me with an invite plz
  17. welsh people have to be diffrent dont thewy with thier big words
  18. yeah he was oin like miek but he was only about 9 at the time he is 19 now
  19. you get a slap for trying to use the machin with floppy puts pig throw the class
  20. because why do monkeys smell of monkey and not trees
  21. hey people i am in college and i am boared is there anything you can sergest or any good website to go on to pass the time. Thanks
  22. 32 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE: 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Insist that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub." 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniff incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace." 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. 21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control. 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more at any moment. 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 31. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice. 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
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