If I told you John Barnes pushed his wife down the stairs for an FA Cup shiny, would you believe me also? What the hell man? Did you even think before spewing this rubbish? First of all, why would Jose Mourhino, profiter of ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã6million a year, be held responsible for mowing the Chelsea pitch? That's a strange contractual clause, isn't it? I've never heard anyone trip over grass before and break their toe either. Never. Not even in America, where people sue people for having an affair with their pet dogs. Your toe is not your metatarsal. Your dictionary is your friend. Your brain...well, I fear that's gone AWOL. IF YOU READ WHAT I SAID. I SAW IT IN A PAPER AND ABOUT THE PITCH IS HWEAT I HEARD. i THINK YOU NEED ENGLISH LESSONS TO LEARN HOW TO READ