Dominatr

Did you get hungry afterwards?

Actually there was a picture, but apparently they don't allow hotlinking there either Looks pretty easy to knock down, though

Don't know "You're only as good as your last gig...which sucked"

8/10 Seen ya 'round here plenty before

Banned for criticizing my failure to notice those posts, quoting the main post, and being banned multiple times by me

http://uhaweb.hartford.edu/mgarchive/albany%20avenue%20web%20gallery/images/002%20Albany%20Grocery%20Store.jpg Go buy another one :P

Granted, but the knowledge is too much for your small human brain to handle I wish the Christmas tree was taken down

Banned for hatin' our freedom to use smilies whenever we want or need to :boohoo:

Meanwhile, miles away, an enormous explosion shatters the relative silence of the night as the lead ship smashes into the ground. Immediately, the city of Springfield, Illinois awoke to the deafening noise. The other, a massive one-and-a-half mile long cruiser, slowly halted, and a group of creatures dropped down and approached the fallen vessel. The lead alien, a six-foot tall being, shoved a hunk of debris the size of a sedan aside and stepped inside. "Sucram, Egroeg, check that room," it barked. "Leumas and Leahcim, follow me." "Right behind you, Sivart," replied Leumas and Egroeg in unison...

10/10 Iron Maiden

While the delinquent got himself together, a thunderous roar violently shook the earth, as a cloud of fire erupted in the sky. A massive ship emerged from the inferno, pursuing a smaller one. As they passed over the two men, they realized that the lead ship was in fact half of one. "What d'ya think happened to that first one?" Ralph, one of the criminals, inquired. "'Dunno, but I guess something done gon' and blown it up," his friend, Samuel, replied. As they stared mesmerized at the alien vessels, a small group of pods smacked into the ground around them...

Banned for using the subject bar to ban people

Lemon squeezers ftw

No clue "What is it? More brutes?" "Worse."

Pro: You get attention Con: You get negative attention Getting exercise

Could you explain the style?

While being pursued by the vicious Doberman, one of the fugitives noticed a group of bushes and some sticks. He threw a stick, which slammed into the hound, causing it to stumble and granting the two time to duck behind the cover granted by the shrubbery. "Oh crap," one of the thugs muttered, as he felt something wet gathering in his pants...

when you're sleep deprived, you fall asleep and can't see where you're going It's not smart to drive on the worng side of the road because...

What the deuce? Oh well, copy and paste into address bar...

Granted, but people think you're Miss America anyway I wish I had a Coke

Banned because you happen to have level 99 skills

But it doesn't have anti-laser defenses. Besides, it's anti-missile, not anti-grenade

4/10 Know the band, but not the person who uses the profile. Being named after Metallica counts for something though

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Can't stop RPGs :P