You know you're rich when.... You use phats as napkins You pk with easter eggs You think full dragon is disposable You bribe Guthix into making an altar to you You low alched a phat. A blue one Your 4 story house is made of gold, and your dungeon is made of dragon sets You give away 1mil on a daily basis to every low lvl you see while sitting in lumbridge You pk in full dragon You buy nats to alch them You know you've played RS too long when... Your new goal is to beat the kalphite KING. You 1 hit him with bronze dagger You mine a rune ore and it disappears forever. You then use superheat item, getting 5 bars from it, and you're able to make it into full rune You can mine rune ore You're axe head flys off, and instead of going through a player it kills him. You pick up the full guthans he had on TzTok Jad's lvl is green to you