Boris5000

Programming Website designing Photoshopping? Making Flash cartoons Youtube Vlogging. Lol.

500!!!!! woo 3...

I have heaps of accounts, boris000, my main. Then phreakn hell, the second main Then Im a hp noob, my skiller and then finally only in usa which is just a combat fr00b I have lots of other accounts too, if i can both remembering their names... boris5432, miles skills, boris kills, fabled wulf, blightedmonk...

They could call it Runetunes. lawls Hmm, so a webbased music player. That overlaps onto runescape. Sounds interesting... But we can use our own music players...

never make eye contact with ANYONE while eating a banana That is really the only one I follow...

May I join your boat? Well, recently blah di blah, we broke up blah di blah, Some old, same old.

intertextuality, need i say more, I lol'd hard when my english teacher said it... Im weird.

still need info on that... -.- Look all we can [bleep] tell you is when the moment feels right! What can you [bleep] expect? Very true Sword. But Ax, ill let you in on a secret ;) Just relax, and let your instincts do everything. I'v done that, and even though my girlfriend broke up with me a while ago (though I can say that I'v found someone much much better ) she still goes around claiming that Im a wonderful kisser, its odd. if it works, it works. If it fails, learn from experience. And make sure, she doesn't have a tasty drink in her hand, people who have seen the adverts where they are about to kiss, and the female turns her head at the last minute, to sip her drink. ah man that add makes me piss myself. but yeah, when the moment is right, or outside her house.

enjambement juxtaposition didactic audacious jaded apathetic phonetic homophobophillia© inebreiated I like complicated words, but hell, they come up alot (and various jokes about french)

This. ^ Yeah, I saw some chavs today, In a park... Sitting on a bench near some pavements that were getting rebuilt, so they were behind that orange tape. They must of thought they were banging cool (They go to my school).

Neither have I, but I think I have such a negative view on the outcome that I'm never going to do it. I have never dated or anything but if dating is similar to biking or skiing or something, it's just fail fail fail till you get better at it : I will argee with you there lol, Anyway, my friend has a habit of dating people in year 10, the year below us. And well, his most recent girlfriend. "She is amazingly hot, I've already [bleep]ed her hard yada yada" I've looked at her, she seems average, I doubt you have [bleep]ed her, as it classifies as rape. Good times.

There really need to be a working out sticky... Anyway, To get my fab 6 - pack, I do sit-ups. Along with other upper body exercises to build up muscles on my torso, a 6 pack looks [cabbage] without pecs. Also you really need to do them every day, if you skip one day, they will disappear. Try a vertical press-up But you are only 14. as for keep legs thin and sexy, Run, walk, cycle... And height, are you that bothered?

dammit, mr fisher, (i think thats his name) You own.

*goes into super fury mode* Basically, I think my friend is a tosser. Over the last three months he has grown on my nerves, over and over and over again. I officially wished he crawled in a hole and died. So, when did this start? He is a fool, a fool I tell you, he gets all these dumb ideas and says stuff like, we should camp in the park or make a fire. Our group of friends aren't too fussed what we do, but when he gives them those crazy ideas, I protest and then a few people would agree, then everyone agrees. He never, ever listens to me. He does listen to my ex though (we broke up today, which sucks) but, he only appears to listen to her. Anyway, I hope he seriously hurts himself with one of those stupid ideas he has. We argue constantly, he just has to disagree with my motives, and then when I do something he does agree with, he gives me tips on how to do them, I'm thinking at this points "seriously, what the hell, piss off! I don't need your advice", I told him this and he ignored it and continued to do this. Also, he says stuff like "wow, if you want an anecdote told, Ethan is amazing at it" or whatever, This normally happens after Ethan has told a funny story, and everyone does happen to aknowledge the fact without having to be told. I don't think we need to be reminded by some guy shouting at the top of his voice. What else... Also he talks to me, with loads of small acheivements and I'm like "well done", but when I come to him with the smallest most insignificant thing I wish to gloat about I just get a "don't care". Then an arguement starts up again, and He gets all personal and says stuff like I had a crap childhood I deserve some slack. I think he is just a massive [bleep], all in all. I bet you guys know someone like that. Also - Me and my girlfriend split up today, cry cry. She said something about it not working out, although I did do something stupid and well I asked her if there was someone else, she didn't give a straight answer I got a "i'm not like that" answer and she stormed off.

Well, after today, I wouldn't say much? Well, I'll try think of something, My poetry, People who appreciate my poetry, People who are concerned about my general well-being People who aren't complete [wagon] Music.

You maybe lucky and get my mate Asif as a husband, (he is like so awesome, he is very much a brit, a very slack muslim.) I'd say my parents are quite laid-back, they don't mind if i go out and drink, there is only one rule, which is that I have to gbe back at 12, but I've come home at 1 without being hassled. Also I have to walk back with a mate who lives close by, I don't mind pretty much, he is normally pissed off his brains... I help him into his house, good fun. So, despite the 12 o clock curfew and walking home with friends, I think I have it easy.

Well, I beleive I am lower upper middle class, We own the house in london and both my parents are in full tiem work and are able to support my brother in university, We hae a fairly reasonable standard of living. Some of my friends are richer though. And my house is small.

You are working since the age of 0, but youy don't get paid until (insert age here). Sucks huh. We've been on the job for (insert number here) years

You know whats worse than pig-latin. Back Slang People in my school went through a phase where they spoke in back slang. God that sucked, now they are back to plain ol' english

That's almost as funny as saying the world.

reading all 56 pages would certainly leave you in a state.

Basically, on the first date. You mount her. (you work backwards through the bases ;) ) Until you are old, and all you can do is hold hands :) Lots of tips? Become a waiter. Ok now to be serious... Basically, do not rush anything until you feel ready for it, if she "serious", she will give you time, but then ofcourse, if you are "serious" you would need to give her time too... Talk to her, and listen. When she is comfortable enough with you she will tell you. Heck there are things my girlfriend forbids me to talk about, as she feels guilty about them (its a real long story). But the important thing is not to rush, you have plenty of time....

No use crying of spilt mil... pepsi. I've never had this problem with pepsi...

Whenever I'm bored, I write poetry... I try to explore feelings that I haven't experienced myself, which helps me write some complicated poems needless to say, most of my friends are impressed at how well I can explore an emotion I or them haven't experienced... Although one friend, who isn't poet and has written one poem in his life, says I shouldn't write about these things as I don't know what they are like, (facepalm) Although, I did once wonder what life would be like, if everyone I was conneced to, ceased to exist.

Wyatt, it just reeks cool