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OK my acc's : Cyptelk - in my language "cyptelk" means an order to squeal , screech liek puppies or sumthign liek that . SO i knew Squeel before u die woudlnt fit in , so i just put in Cyptelk :)) JugisMOto - need i say more :)) ? Mitril47 - fan of LOTR and mithril being the best metal on the book ... i decided this accoutn to be as tough as mithril :)) lol :)) . 47 becasue 47 - my favourite number :))

FIrst , make sure it'd be f2p :)) . Secondly , i'd offer this for widly : IF hit by a halberd or spear , or lance u'd have a 50 percent chance off falling off and your horse would run away .Thirdly - how about taming your own horse-liek creatures ( for example unicorns) . You'd get on them and start riding them , thus getting exp :)) ( that woudl be teh way hwo to get to lvl 5 horseriding) . FOurth - no way an extension to agility . FIfth - how about the ability to tame dragons ? Imagine how'd a lvl 92 horseback rider on a black dragon woudl look when next to the black castle or sumthing :)) . BTW , you played Age of EMpires 2 at one point , didin't you .... AT least a long time ago ...

GREAT IDEA . THought of it myself too :)) . My examine message : HIGHER LEVELS TO BE SMITED : ALL

OK to all of yopu P2P freaks ... CAN't you get it , that some people don't have the money to be members ? Get a job .... yeah ... A 8-13 year old getting a job ? wake up . SOem grown ups dont get jobs ( and no , they aren't junkies , they are educated people ) . I hate all those snobby P2P's , that think of F2p's as of something ... lesser ... To teh guy , who said teleport instead of horses ... How should a lvl 5 ( for example ) that just started to play , get to lvl 34 magic or sumthign and tehn waaste his alreaddy little money on law runes? IF you want peopel to start asking for stuff liek that , hold more drop partys etc. ANd also stop being such stuck up HLH's and HLN's ( high leveled hogs and high leveld noobs ) . C4 da MP3 !

seen one offering a farting skill ... WHile using it , you'd get a +200 percent speed bonus ... SIck people nowadays ...

"k another tip , don't go killing cows next to al kharid . Go tro falador , then go south from teh south enterance . 2 reasons why : 1) bank's closer from the farm , so faster cowhdies . 2) YOu don't have to do teh Pirnce ally's quest to pass for free :)) . And if you habven't you don't have to carry gold with ya - +1 space .

Your combat REALLY isnt to high . Get your chaoses , airs and fire staff - go for Pking with magics . Alternative - get ur ranged up untill u get another combat or two , then go to wild . Hope i helped .

Yep , great idea ... but make it so , so you can bury notes :))

great job , great story . very original and addictive ( intreagueing ) . Makes me wanna read more ....

banned cause you are a rat meat , i hate rat meat ....

*i find the phat on the beach and i hide it . you must guess where exactly i hid it to take it again , hah - beat that .

But the good wizardf from tha future transformed his kalphite queen into a breeding kalphite queen wich layd eggs and put a milion of them and all the eggs hatched into "Kalphite teenagers with motorcycles( Lvl 2004 , Meelee atack 1292 ) whom killed the lvl 1924 imp . Then the milion Kalphite teenagers killed their mother and the creator of their mother and everyoen else and took over the world . Than the world exploded , exploding the rest of the universe as well and nothing left . The end .

Yes , finnaly the scum have got what they deserved . I just quitted cutting willows and started yews so i hope that yew prices will go up from the standart 200 gp ea to a miraculous 300 ea ... That would really boost my economy . Maybe some prices will fall because of this ( such as willow , yew longbow ) because i know that macroers like to trade what they have for the "real thing" ( for eg.: they give 100 yew logs and 100 bow strings for 100 yew longs or shortbows ) . What do you think , dear runescaping community ? P.S. Keeep on the good work jagex ! Maybe one of you jagex people are reading my review ? P.P.S. If you Jagex people think that my thoughts are good , send me a letetr to my message centre , or put 1milion gp to my bank acc ... I really need cash :)))

This was great , but you could do perfect and longer .

After that the evil rooster went to learn the secret arts of the magicians . But the wizards of the wizard tower did ont accept him , so he went to level up at the dark wizards willow sanctuary at the very same draynor village ...

That was awesome . Write one on Drayonr , where you can train such skills as pig watching :)) . Well it wasnt funny , was it ? Ach nevermind . Make another .

They weren't too bad . I liked the one 'bout the computer :)) . It is hard to write such things at this age of modernization .... I am amazed that you have thought of such things . I bet you spent at least an hour on each of those sonnets . But u better stick to normal texts ... They're easier to read and understand ...