Rilha

False. I live on Rirhath B, which isn't even on Earth. TPUM will answer 'false'.

Very few can spell. Screen fills up with 'u' and 'plz' Please be literate...

Depends on the kind of cookie. Why are there so many inquisitive idiots in the world? Wouldn't they become smart after a while of knowing nothing and asking so many questions?

This story is no less then wonderful. I'm amazed.

Wow, this is quite good. I'll probably drop by on fanfiction.net to review your stories. I like the style in which you write. I can't think of any good constructive criticism right now, except for maybe to double space a bit in the longer ones so that the lazier people don't have to tolerate a giant wall of text.

The rules are simple. The person above you asks for a picture, you post it and request a different picture, and so on. Example: Person 1: I request a whaling ship! Person 2: I request a cow! And so on. One can find the pictures on either the http://www.dogpile.com image search. I, myself, prefer Dogpile, but it doesn't matter... Only request an image if you know for the fact that the thing you're requesting a picture of actually exists. I'll go first. I request a bunny with a pancake on its head!

The whaling ship trounces your whale.

False. I am a girl and will happily admit it.

You're banned because you think there's an excuse for destroying our lovely language! :mrgreen: Maybe I should make an account called 'Grammar Nazi'.

>.<;;; Altogether, far too true. And that's why I don't fish in Catherby.

Yay, you reviewed! -happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappy- No, Zaros isn't Bob, but they released that information long after I had written most of the chapters.

The player above me got banned for using neither punctuation, proper grammar, nor capital letters.

The temporospatial continuum.

...True. TPUM cannot pronounce 'TPUM' in one syllable without spelling it out.

Too many cooks...Make a crowded kitchen. A penny saved is...Not enough to buy even one day of Runescape membership. Don't count your chickens...With chicken feed in your pocket. When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry...The world laughs at you. If at first you don't succeed...Skydiving is not for you. As you shall make your bed so shall you...Breed dustmites. Better to be safe than...To be a level 120 player in Varrock on a free world. Strike while the...Pins are still standing. It is always darkest before...It goes pitch black. Never underestimate the power of...A large, heavy book. A rolling stone...Is more destructive than a rolling pebble, and less destructive than a rolling boulder. A bird in the hand is...Painful, depending on the length of its claws. It is better to light one candle than to... You have nothing to fear but...n00bs If you can't stand the heat...Turn down the furnace. The squeaking wheel gets...Replaced. To err is human...We seem to have become exceptionally human recently. I think, therefore... Early to bed and early to rise...Suggests that your inner clock is off. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a...New car. Love all, trust...That all won't love you.

Tyahahahahah. My favourite way to deal with telemarketers is to always answer the phone in French, and if it's a telemarketer, keep it up. Once, they had someone who spoke French, so I switched to Japanese on them. :twisted:

Yay, I'm good at that genre! I'll submit one, as soon as I write one. :mrgreen:

Hail, friends and strangers alike! Being that my story became quite popular on a well-known fanfiction site, I decided to post it here to see what the reactions are. This, as should be fairly clear from the name, is a humour story about Runescape. Yes, I know that there are inaccuracies in it, I'm working on ironing out anything flawed. I created the first chapter in March of 2005, so the plot wasn't nearly as advanced. Yami Rebecca is my real username, if you want to bug me. However, my friends are made up, because I don't think my real friends would appreciate people messaging them to annoy them about the story... And I do sing while collecting things. It gets so boringÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâæDx Alas is the closest thing to a swearword that I use while playing the gameÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ And IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢d like to thank several people for ideas. You know who you are, I wonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t mention your usernamesÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ Anyways, on with the story! CHAPTER ONE I took a big breath of the simulated air. It was a nice day in Runescape. It was always a nice day in Runescape. Why didnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t Runescape have any weatherÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ? I decided that IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢d have to bug one of the gods about that. I clobbered a Lesser Demon on the head with my scimitar. He didnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t like it. He clobbered me back, and hit a 7. I clicked on my inventory. Alas - I was out of pizza. I finished off the demon, and aimed for the exit. I went to the nearest bank - in Falador. I talked to the banker, who opened my bank account for me. I only had 2 pizzas left. I sighed. I obviously wouldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t be back to trouncing the demons anytime soon. I wandered down to AggieÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s hut. I waddled between the tables, collecting cheese and tomatoes, while singing the Inuyasha theme song ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅEvery HeartÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ