Rilha

Say farewell to all of my internet friends. :cry:

I don't watch much anime, I like manga. I'd suggest Demon Diary, 'tis hilarious.

How fortunate that I think that the Bible is nothing more than a fascinating study into primitive mythology. Besides, I have yet to see anything where it predicts the date of the apocalypse. Even Christ said that 'the date and hour is unknown'.

Well, duh! People would rather vote for a politician than a trained dog who's only trick is to bark at the other dog. :P Regardless of who the politician is, you are always going to hear BS. Clinton was in many ways more guilty of it. The 2008 election is going to be interesting...we have not even heard who is going to run for the GOP and the Democrats are already forming rifts between who is going to support Kerry or Hilary. Honesty is not the strong suit of the vast majority of politicians. You know the people I hate? Those who say that "bush iz s2pd greeen day sez so!!!!!!!!!!!!1lololololol" Please, people. Grow a brain.

I was pleasantly surprised by what I saw of it; he seemed to be paying attention to what the public has to say for once. He even seemed to drop the Southern accent for a while. I did hear a bunch of untruths, though. I strongly dislike Bush, but I respect him all the same. He did, after all, become President...

I will sing the birthday dirge! There's a lot more verses, but I didn't feel like typing them out. Anywho, I turn 16 in two weeks. I don't expect it to be any better than yours.

Uh-oh, you lost the game! (I couldn't find any Harvest Moon game over signs on the internet, so I picked a random one.)

Your computer must be WINDOWS! ^^ Anywho, your middle English is fairly good, tho' 'tis not the best I've seen (I'm a bit of a middle English guru, don't ask), and they aren't in iambic pentameter, which they should be. But the humour is fabulous.

Er, 'the goose ate the dog?', complete with poor grammar? ..o.O

I had been typing too long, so I was cranky. 8)

I did use paragraphs, but the forums didn't like them.

Welcome to RuneScape. Who would steal a whole town, anyway? (one of the Fremennik guards)

I request Captain Jack Sparrow!

#1, definitely. Mods are generally politer and more literate, so they win hands down.

Do you want RS usernames, or any usernames? On Runescape, I liked No Smo King, Thouartdumb, I R Dead, Tueszozo (similar to Thouartdumb, but in French), and Fre3 Sto0f. If all else fails, you could resort to Ramen Llama (the name of my RS side account). Also, Dragon Dung is good, but I have yet to see it in Runescape. Maybe I'll make a side account...? (NO! I already HAVE 14 accounts! I don't need another!) -goes to make account- The best username I've ever seen anywhere, however, is one that I believe is disallowed in these forums. But anyways, I could come up with a million usernames in several different languages, but I won't bother. PM me if you need anything ridiculously creative, like Philosophical Newt.

Option 1, if he wasn't paying attention to it himself.

Granted, but you look so stupid while you're laughing that everyone laughs at you. I wish I didn't brutally murder plants when I try to take care of them.

Yay, French! Now I can be happy...

Semi true. Depends on the kind of pie. TPUM thinks I'm only joking when I say that I live on Rirhath B.

Wish granted, but you can never go to the bathroom. I wish I could sleep.

Wish granted, but the ketchup is poisoned... I wish things didn't keep breaking.

You know you've been playing RuneScape too much when you try to put your cat in the bank. You know you've been playing RuneScape too much when you try to pay for everything with large gold coins. You know you've been playing RuneScape too much when you call your sibling a n00b.

You get a pickled raccoon head. -inserts coin-

Because it's spherical in shape. Why is my house haunted?