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[bleep]e the orange juice. Because I'm kind, I'll buy happy meals for everyone. Not everyone here are that young are they?

Long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345 Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegitarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to

Big Boss - 9 Comedy - 2 Lemons - 17 Randomness - 27 Big Boss..?

Magic - 1 Comedy - 3 Lemons - 17 Randomness - 27 Okay! :uhh:

Magic - 2 Comedy - 4 Lemons - 17 Randomness - 27 A burst of randomness?

Should have kept it that way... 7

5 Yeah but that would make it incredibly easy..

I have a Sony Ericsson K530i. All I need to do on it is phone and text so as long as I get a slim phone, I don't care about the extra attributes. Also, I threw my old Sony Ericsson W800i at the wall in anger and all there was was a crack in the plastic. About fifth time I threw it, the screen broke...

Magic - 4 Comedy - 4 Lemons - 17 Randomness - 27 Time to take one out.

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2 You're high in the list! Grr.

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I don't think the mods are taking their roles seriously. They should be off patrolling other parts of the forum instead of posting here.. ¬_¬ 2

Restaurant/Asda. Not the best but it's sufficient enough. Also EMA is a bonus

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They all look horribly grainy. Work on that.

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1. A 4-letter word: Star 2. A Boy's name: Samuel 3. A Girl's name: Saffron 4. An Occupation: Stripper 5. A Colour: Scarlet 6. Something you wear: Socks 7. A Food/Drink: Smarties 8. A Place: Somerfield 9. Something found in your house: Space 10. A TV show: Samantha Who? 11. A Song title: Shut Up and Explode (Boom Boom Satellites) 12. A Country: Saudi Arabia 13. A Game: Super Mario Bros. 14. A Fictional Character: Sirius Black Lol, I tried not to copy too much from silver_wit's.

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