gryphon618

Because, the incongruity theory states: "When something out of our daily routine happens, we laugh." Why is life dull?

Because most people are idiots who can't think Why does 8-) - This guy always get breaks, but :uhh: - this dude never does?

4/4 +4*4=17

Banned for having a Strength level divisible by 3

You get a rabid wolf with rabies! *Inserts :uhh: - this dude!

^Bwahahahahahahahahaha- Yeah, you get the point V Will not tell me what a logarithm is.

Granted. Since you're allowed to cheat, everyone else is too! One of the other contestants was smart enough to bring a gun and a robot that destroyed other robots and humans. BANG! Your robot is now destroyed, and you are next! Since Blazi did not answer my last question, I will ask it again! I wish that :uhh: - this guy, my best bud, would take the day off with full pay! 8-) - (While You, my friend, are working today, no doubt about it dude!)

Banned for using the word Noob not just once, but twice! Twice! In your ban

Actually, no, I meant to say that ONLY if you have an IQ lower than Iced tea, you understand that (No offence meant to you, Blaziken! I'm sowwy!) _____________________________________________________________ To Stilev- You are fired from AnimalSafety. Inc, for having Hunting on the high scores!

Cuz of stupid biases against women, when you know ladies are really smarter than any recent president we've had (besides Kennedy. But Fate had to kill him because he was smart) Why are idiots biased to think "OMG if ur a grl & u play rs u hav no lyf and r a fat ugly person or ur a crossdresser!" In other words, I hate idiots with biases towards women.

Granted. You are now forced to eat 500 pounds of Cockroach Flavored Pie. I wish that :uhh: - this guy, my best bud, would take the day off with full pay! 8-) - (You, my friend, are working today, no doubt about it dude!)

Banned because horns are the latest fashion!

You're Fired from Nonhypocrite! Inc. for that because Idiotic morons with an IQ less than the bottle of Iced Tea I'm drinking understand that.

^You betcha! > Hates stupid stereotypes like "OMG you're a girl playing runescape so that means you aren't beautiful, and you are a cross-dresser blah blah blah!" V Hates those stupid stereotypes too.

Because they really think taking bunny poop along with their medicine makes them smarter. Why is it that actors and people with a negative IQ become presidents in India? I mean, it doesn't work in the US!

Omg, You're, lyke, totally, lyke fired from lyke, GirlyGirl OMG!, lyke, compant, for lyke, TOTALLY, lyke being a like, nerdork, and lyke, totally, lyke, playing, like Roomscape, lyke, instead of lyke, spending 1 billion, lyke, dollars a day, lyke at the mall! LYKE, OMG! I totally agree with you. Pretty Miss Miss, meet toilet! :twisted:

saw-our-top-cos. Thats really bad, but oh well.

You get a soda. Then, the SWAT team comes to tranquilize you for stealing their soda. *Inserts SWAT team*

^Is nice, but not as fun as those Olive Garden Commercials!!!! OMG ARE THEY ON!!! THEY ARE!!! !YAYAYAY!!!!! :ohnoes: >Loves Olive Garden and non-barrel related things V Would prefer my oldy-moldy socks to a new Nintendo Wii!

Banned because I don't hate them- My immune system does!

Hit Mr. X and Heal Abyssalreaper Participants! Abyssalreaper-72 Positief-53 Speedy_petey-61 Mr. X-53 Anonimu-78 Issy2-75 life_mage12-PWNED! I_Rule_21-QWNED! Ragen-OWNED! Ash6110-RWNED!

Banned because I am mildly allergic to peanuts

Sigh-Len-Tah-Serr-fah!

Granted, but once you touch it, it automatically burns. (We put in that feature so that we don't have to burn it if you touch it, but its destroyed!) You now have a bunch of ashes and lost a ruler and a finger.

BAnned for having more important things to do