This is Head of Jagox again with another great *cough* evil *cough* update for all you wonderful *cough* noobs *cough* runescapers! First off we have decided that all rare items will be extra rare, and you know why? We have deleted them all from the rich people and given them to lvl 3 noobs! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: And don't worry, they will end up loosing them by dying to a goblin anyways :P Secondly, we feel that players are becoming too strong we have added the new random event (Not so random as it comes to you every 20 minutes) Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris has no lvl for you cannot give the greatest man in the world a lvl. When he comes, he gives you a swift roundhouse kick to the face, killing you, resulting in loss of all items and a free trip to lumby! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: That is all Happy gameing! *cough* i hope all of you...*mumble mumble's* die!!!! *cough* that is all :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: