mojka

banned for using a forward slash

granted, but you drop it.....and get eaten....by a tree. i wish 9 meant cat

you die of old age. and because a piano fell on you.....

whoda thunk it? turns out wyvern was dreaming. no super mod. o well. BTW :evil: you were offtopic!:evil: back to the topic. Shops now have 5 spaces and requires you to pay 500gp to enter them. Also! A new item obtainable from rick turpintine the random event - The time bomb. this will explode killing everyone within 30 feet after 30 minutes. It is not possible to drop or sell to shops but is tradeable to other players. it will skull anyone it kills and if it explodes in your bank it will wipe your bank. Happy Scaping!

Cats! Theyre really cool! :twisted: or :evil:

and to follow up that amazing post..... 194

an indiana jones-style bolder will roll over you :P

banned for giving two banning reasons

Granted, But it turns out shes a mushroom. I wish My account wasnt frozen for safety :(

Welcome to Runescape! Its made of sheeps wool. - Ball of Wool

These new party hats seem to have made the party hat market crash so we have decided to give party hats tradibility again :D . However party hats have a 90% chance of exploding when put on a trade screen killing both players. :twisted: We hope this new randomness keeps players on their toes! :wink: Happy Scaping :)

an explosivve ping-pong ball

clock tower in upstairs of falador shop People use me to get around but pkers hate me. What am I?

Update for march 15. Many complaints have been lodged about the impossibilities of the new quest so we at Jagox have decided to update the quest. You may obtain Oziachs Bunny Rabbit by paying Melzar 4 party hats and 100,000 gp. (on doing so you will destroy all rare objects in runescape) Happy Scaping from us at Jagox!

ah sorry wyvern, i didnt see it :oops: but jeez calm dow a little. BTW wyvern werent you banned from ever applying for a job?silly little lunchbox. :roll: The Update. All people that have accumulated more than 89gp in their life have now been had a 8 stalker KBD set upon them which respawn every 12 seconds :P . Members are exept from this effect .In other news member fees are now $50 a week. Have Fun! p.s. as wyvern can never get a job here again all of his/her updates are null and void and always will be.

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banned for pushing the pull door

fair enough, have fun with your pointless wish :roll: i wish monkeys wouldnt stab me with fish on sight.

i liked it but who is zezima? srry if im a little noobish :oops:

u get a bomb i pick 19

wrong. it isnt possible. no real challange there. i am using a computer/relic

New Updates! 1.Whenever a tree is chopped it falls over and will crush anyone underneath it killing them. 2.Due to a budget slash we have deleted the friends system and logout button. 3.We have added a new button to logout.The suicide button.When you press this you die and are transported to lvl 50 wilderness where you will be logged out. Ha ha ha ha. Thank you for reading.

banned for using a devil smiley

ahhhh.... Time for an evil update. 1.We have planted land mines every where that has a green ground. 2.It is now possible to tele-other a KBD to Lumbridge. 3.I have decided that the new random event will be that every once in a while, while training mining an NPC will appear and ask you to point out a certain pixel on the screen.If you point out the wrong pixel then every rock you attempt to mine will explode killing you and several innocent bystanders sending you all to the KBD in Lumbridge. 4.When you are hit with a rubber chicken your account will be banned.There will be no exceptions.All yo-yos and marionnettes will explode when used, killing you. That is all. Happy Scaping! :D

*i drink 10000 strength potions and kill you* I find you were lying and still wearing the hat. *takes hat then auctions it in the forums* *buys a new green phat* *places it on head* *digs a deep hole and jumps in it,fills it and hides* (i may be dead but i still have the phat :P )