king_kenny69

well, at our school we got a mechanical workshop teacher named Mr Bowers, who we all love to joke about. Hes short, fat, old, grumpy and has chotus fingers (chotus is a short, stupmy, round, you-know-what :wink: ). Last year 3 of my mates had were in his classes and all we did was take apart old 2-strokes from lawnmowers leson after lesson, exept none of us did any work. We would constanly hide stuff from him just to see the dam funny expression on his face and what he would yell, like 'WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE THE VERNIER CALLAPIERS?!'. And when we wern't doing anything stupid we would chat about random stuff about him and what Mrs Grace (the old libraian) get up to in the back of the old kingswood that the year 12s were working on. It would usally end in a screaming climax voiced by my friend, who would howl and start thrusting the workdesk like mad, which would make any one collapse with laughter IMO. But one of the funniest bowers related jokes happened in english, when we had to write a short summary about the life of one of our role models, and, would you guess it, my mate jack decided to do Bowers. We were to present our work in an oral format (spoken). When Jack's time came to present his it sounded a bit like this: 'Mr Bowers was born in Compton (some ghetto hood place in L.A) and grew up as a crack dealer who later joined G-Unit and Chuck Norris in the adult film industry, and peformed with such stars as Braina Banks and Sky Lopez.he now remains best friends with them, and they come to help him work on his 2-Strokes every wednesday.' i couldn't look at Bowers for a week after that, for fear of laughing so hard i would cry! :D

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time One of my favourute all time games, toally outstripped every other RPG of it's time. And not to mention the realistic graphics which i'm still yet ot see on PS2 or Xbox. Super Smash Bros.: Juts a great fun, 2D smash em bash em game (Go Kirby!)

wrote "FULLY EDJUKATED LEEVERS 05'" on our art blocks roof. Another one the 04 leavers did was 'persuade' the boarders house bus driver to 'lend' them the keys to the schools bus, then drive down mainstreet throwing eggs, water bombs full of fish oil and god knows what, then have a huge water-pistol-filled-with-dye-fight in the local McDonalds carpark. sounded pretty sweet 8-)

It's not the fact that the bear is purple, it's the very deformed shape of the bear that's the bug.

Well now it's all over, maybe Jagex can add a new item to their store, shirts bearing the legend: "I Survived The Instant Death Glitch And Tip.It Hack Attack And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt" Who knows, this might just happen! :lol:

Perhaps if you withdrew them as bank notes, you would have noted nulls?

More like .34 of a second :lol: On topic, i've read that invisible man post a while ago, i think it was titled 'want to be a wildy researcher', and had a stack of rs related 'urban legends' if you would call them that. They kept me entertained for hours, especially the Zamorack Cult one.

Only happens in Members areas? You P2Pers have all the fun!! :)

And the 360mill in his avatar is taken from Novalyfe's bank pic from tip it times a while ago, the fool didn't crop it properly and you can still see the 8 enchanted gems, 239k essence and 33 rune axes. :roll:

The ADs on F2P are now runescape related, kinda reminds of the good 'ol days of RSC...

Oh My Jihad, That's Outrageous!

One of my rl friends sold his green mask to a genral store when he quit RSC ages ago lol. Too bad he told me he did it afterwards :evil:

So 'cosplays' are like these sad, depraved, fully grown men in plastic suits?

3 Guess' who those 2 are, FOOL! :wink:

siting in falador bank thinking of how stupid f2p is and all the goals i can start on when im a member again (2 months), lol

My god it's mesmerising isn't it? My reason: Cause i have a crappy, generic, runeweb sig :cry: .

Three necks? I would be the lvl 2 ram north of the monastery. He respawns in about half a second, who woudn't want to be killed over and over and keep coming back for more that fast?

Devil Driver - Awesome name, awesome lyrics, awesome intros (End Of The Line is a blast!)

Disturbed Killswitch Engage Shihad, or Pacifier, or whatever they call themselves now. Linkin Park are a big one. The White Stripes (nobody i know actually listens to them, but the're constanly on the radio) System Of A Down

The Title was: Grenades Writing contained in the post: New weapon. Toxics Gal locked it in about 30 seconds :lol:

Why? The main reason rc pkers pk there in the first place is the low risk and somewhat decent reward involved. If they can pick on us, why can't we give them a taste back? We don't need to run around in full mystic/ahrims to get our point across, as long as we make make an impresion that rcers aren't as weak as first thought. - I say 'we' as in the whole abyss rcer community, mainly 90 - 100s as they are hunted the most.

Nice work, was that your first attempt? If so i'm even more impressed!

Not to mention cannons that can be set up anywhere, held by hand in a tiny pocket or whereever your inventory is, and they fire hard enough to disintegrate cannon balls. Definetly not middle ages :wink: You forgot making body armor with 5 bars of unheated metal, an anvil and a hammer. And wooden axe handles magically appearing out of nowhere and attaching themselves to a axehead that you had just smithed, when you previously weren't carrying any wood! Oh, and making wine with water and grapes, and maturing in less than 10 seconds 8-) (but i guess you can argue that was one more ingredient Jesus used)