dirk4slayer

yessss :thumbup:

at first i was like :thumbdown: then i was like :thumbup: then i thought :thumbdown: again but i ended in a :thumbup: y mood <3:

That looks almost exactly like my last one. :P I stopped posting all my crap clues though. I think the added value of the 2 clues I did today doesn't even add up to 20k, lol. Hope the Elite ones bring some cool new stuff :)

<300k to 94 slayar, I try <3:

:thumbup: I approve

The bottom two monkfishes are 2 pixels left of where they should be?

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Gratz draggle, you finally got it :razz: great job :thumbup:

Soloing rex is good profit + very relaxing, don't need to pay a lot of attention either

I lol'd.... hard. Haha! That was excellent! That looks sooo real..great picture btw :thumbsup: How do "spaceships" do emotes? Something to think about :smile: Obviously you don't know about transformers :mrgreen: Rofl, nice one :thumbup:

Burst or barrage rock lobsters, might get you 88 Summoning while you're at it :thumbup:

Well said, zaaps :thumbup:

This is just feeling unreal lol, world cup final :ohnoes: I'll go crazy if the Netherlands win

Dear Sir, it has come to my notice that you have not been slaying but skilling instead for the past few days. You must understand that this is against our company motto, and that you will thusly be fired from Slayers Inc. if we do not see significantly different results on your hiscore page in the next week. Kind regards, Dj (current CEO of Slayers Inc)

This sounds like an awesome month, can't wait :D

Why don't they think these things through.. Oh well, it's nice for those that had some and for those that didn't it's just a pretty darn big pain in the butt :thumbdown: How is the new quest though? Any fun/hints/new lore or anything?

-gratz on the vissy + 21m mage -spectral wot -serp does monsterhunting now? :ohnoes:

Same here, I thought Protection Prayers blocked 50% of enemy attacks (against players, 100% against monsters).

I'm 96 Summoning and I've stopped picking up golds altogether, I just can't stand how slow they are compared to the other charms :unsure: the relatively high cost of greens compared to their speed is something I don't like either, but since they're decent xp I pick those up too. However, when I don't have a free inv space I don't pick up greens, but I do clear a space for crims/blues.

Nice first 99 :) congrats!

I feel devalued :thumbdown:

Thought the jungle meant Kharazi Jungle lol, only go there for clues.

i hate you

if it wasn't for me and blind you'd never even known this existed so I win after all :thumbup:

Shut up crewbie, you're the scum of the earth. Go make out with serp or something <3 That reminds me, inb4serp And you liked that poem blind? Well I have one of my own. There once was a guy called blind He stole all my bandos drops and robbed me blind He liked to slay He could do it all day But he sucked at it because he was blind. [/hide] Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, dj. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: it sucks You want a non sucky poem then? Ok This is the story about 2 guys One was called DJ, one was called blind They loved each other with a passionate fire Yes, you can believe me, I'm so not a liar They were so in love they adopted some kids Then I owned blind and DJ of them with my epic yatta vids Now DJ is jealous because he's an inferior bloke And blind is always asking "do you want a poke?" Then DJ got mad and began to shake And attacked blind's crotch with a 6 foot rake Then blind and DJ got very very sad And then they both died, because I cbf thinking of any more lines that rhyme. The end. Now that the battle of poems had truly begun More lines of words in DJs head were spun The evil chicken had to be beaten and damned for good Dj's this task was, and proudly he stood He spat out more lines, all rhyming in style The Chicken held steady, but after a while Bursts in the Chicken's shiny armor would suddenly appear His 99 Smithing couldn't fix it, oh dear Epic proportions Dj's lines had now taken Because in his overconfidence Chicken was clearly mistaken In thinking he was the greatest poet of this topic on TIF Seriously Chicken, use your brains, as if? Dj kept on rhyming, and rhyming profound And exhausted the Chicken then fell to the ground Begged Dj for mercy, 'twas none he would get As Dj took out his sword and chopped off Chicken's head.