dirk4slayer

Thought the jungle meant Kharazi Jungle lol, only go there for clues.

i hate you

if it wasn't for me and blind you'd never even known this existed so I win after all :thumbup:

Shut up crewbie, you're the scum of the earth. Go make out with serp or something <3 That reminds me, inb4serp And you liked that poem blind? Well I have one of my own. There once was a guy called blind He stole all my bandos drops and robbed me blind He liked to slay He could do it all day But he sucked at it because he was blind. [/hide] Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, dj. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: it sucks You want a non sucky poem then? Ok This is the story about 2 guys One was called DJ, one was called blind They loved each other with a passionate fire Yes, you can believe me, I'm so not a liar They were so in love they adopted some kids Then I owned blind and DJ of them with my epic yatta vids Now DJ is jealous because he's an inferior bloke And blind is always asking "do you want a poke?" Then DJ got mad and began to shake And attacked blind's crotch with a 6 foot rake Then blind and DJ got very very sad And then they both died, because I cbf thinking of any more lines that rhyme. The end. Now that the battle of poems had truly begun More lines of words in DJs head were spun The evil chicken had to be beaten and damned for good Dj's this task was, and proudly he stood He spat out more lines, all rhyming in style The Chicken held steady, but after a while Bursts in the Chicken's shiny armor would suddenly appear His 99 Smithing couldn't fix it, oh dear Epic proportions Dj's lines had now taken Because in his overconfidence Chicken was clearly mistaken In thinking he was the greatest poet of this topic on TIF Seriously Chicken, use your brains, as if? Dj kept on rhyming, and rhyming profound And exhausted the Chicken then fell to the ground Begged Dj for mercy, 'twas none he would get As Dj took out his sword and chopped off Chicken's head.

Shut up crewbie, you're the scum of the earth. Go make out with serp or something <3 That reminds me, inb4serp And you liked that poem blind? Well I have one of my own. There once was a guy called blind He stole all my bandos drops and robbed me blind He liked to slay He could do it all day But he sucked at it because he was blind. [/hide] Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, dj. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: it sucks

Gratz nub <3 and delete arnie's reply pls :thumbdown: now go get 2x 99 mage in xpees and gl with 99 agil lolol o and inb4yatta here is a poem i composed just for you blind sneaks up to monsters from behind and slaps them with his whip and he ain't got no yip he's pro he uses ponies unlike all them phonys so he got 99 slay today but i was too late with the gratz message (hate) so i wrote noooooooooo gratz instead but blind you're always in my head ilu even though you might have become slightly more pro than me but then i look at my stats and this is what i see 96 summ them yaks are beast so get them yourself and we'll have a bulk haulage feast anyways im getting slightly off topic perhaps but this poem is not over yet dear reading chaps because chicken has composed a song in the post below accompanied with a dance ready to go it features me blind and him (as you can see we often visit the gym) so watch the vid and enjoy the dance blind marry me and lets go to france THE END o and ilu a lot for putting me first on thankyou list :thumbup:

Blind, go to sleep nub :thumbdown:

YES

time for a new entry

As has been said before, Slayer isn't the best money maker out there nor is it the fastest way to train your combat skills. However, looking at your relatively low combat stats, I would still recommend training Slayer over other alternatives, because it provides you with both decent xp and decent (steady) income that really adds up over time.

Only took you like 4 years so 10/10 for sticking to it and finally finishing :thumbup:

this does call for a tbh :thumbup:

Lol

I've tried both (bursting lobs instead of barraging) but didn't really notice any significant change between the two, so it's up to you s0n

Brews are expensive as hell so it's not really the way to go, and make Spec Restores only if you're actually going to use them or you'll lose out on a lot of possible xp. Use spreadsheets to see which potions are relatively cheap to make at a certain time, then make those.

Keep it, the way it looks now it will just keep going up

Glad to see I was able to add more value to your lvlup :thumbup:

This just makes me feel bad about myself :thumbdown: great account though, can't wait to see 3 year :P 10/10

1) At the Skeletons in the Ape Atoll dungeon 2) Anywhere from 200k-350k/h depending on your Ranged level, whether you use Void or not and whether you're using Eagle Eye or not 3) I'd reckon about 40M

If you hadn't flipped it you would've made 200k more :thumbdown:

Bring one more ranged pot instead of a rest, and try SirHemens guide for pray swapping

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Nice guide :thumbup: not very surprising, but then again most serious slayers will already know this.

A negative Strength bonus? Haha :P

Mahog planks will almost always sell instant for min-med unless they're absolutely crashing (from personal experience, when they're rising (which they do quite often) you can even sell them for max). I'd recommend Plank Make if you don't want to do Bursting, it's very fast and if you time it right (buying Mahog logs while Mahog planks are on the rise) it gives a very low gp/xp ratio for the xp/h it gives.