Sir_Squab

inb4 Q quits after seeing SoF update >_>

Uh, try it? PM mods and admins until you find a person who can say Yes or No? I can't see anyone saying No, lol. Also, I'd probably quit over this update if I still played. Of course not. Guys, one thing that always bug me is people on forums pointing out that Jagex may have done something illegal or screw them over in court. Guys, if there's one thing you can have confidence in Jagex for, it's that they have LAWYERS that they run these things by. Of course, I'm expecting something to happen to Jagex with the squeal of fortune security breach... I was actually half tempted to do that. Instead I logged on to get rid of the squeal of fortune security risk. itunes its a given that they have unlimited ability to buy shit but runescape was a surprise. I think any kids parents who got hit with this are able to sue jagex Also anyone whos account gets hijacked through Jagex's joke of a recovery system and gets charged for more squeal rolls can sue as well Tempting, but I'd rather get rid of the security risk then sue Jagex later. Also, as to my last post: given the limit on spins, I think I'd only be risking like 200-400 instead of a grand on spins, assuming the limit is monthly. This is probably a several thousand dollar question tho.

... Checking this. Now. EDIT: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL [bleep]. WHAT IN THE [bleep]ING [bleep]. I QUIT 3 MONTHS AGO. OKAY. SO I LOG ON. I GO TO BUY SPINS. AND YEAH. IT REMEMBERS MY [bleep]ING INFO. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL [bleep]ING [bleep] I'm sorry, but I shouldn't be risking over a thousand dollars just because I paid for RS membership several months ago.

ftfy

Too lazy to watch the entire thing, no offense... But damn. This... this is RWT. You are buying in-game exp or items with real-world cash. I mean, you're only technically buying a CHANCE at it, but still... The more chances you take, the more likely you are to get a really good item. Sort of.

Strange o.O

Kalei Fenrak?

WTFBQQ THERE IS NO NEW STORYTIME WAY TO KILL ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS

Bwahahahahahahahaha good job

Yar?

Tried something, but not perfect...

We approve EVERY position. Also, someone should modify my squabharpy pic and give it an eyepatch. I'd do it myself but I have no skill with paint and no other photo-editing software, lol.

wut? inb4inb4

As unlikely as it sounds, I wouldn't be surprised if F2P players had a much higher chance of getting expensive P2P items from that. "Oh look what you missed out on for being F2P!" Even then, a D Plate and SS in two days sounds incredibly unlikely.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHA

I'll miss you Q! I LOVE YOU! o.O

Have you seen my bear Tibbers?

Imagine the price of PVP gear if this would happen tho. Jagex really needs to fix it up. And by fix it up I mean make it easier to get and make it not degrade so stupidly. I mean, at the very least the armor - Nex armour is far better overall. You get it, yes you have to repair it but you don't need to rebuy it.

Jagex could always give the warhammer max weapon speed lol. Make it cheap, easy to get to give it a niche use at Waterfiends. Honestly tho, if Jagex wants to release the warhammer/sword, they should just add it to the Zanaris stall and give it some okay spec. (And Muggwhiplar will always be fight caves guy to me as well)

I think the armors you give them are unbalanced and some of them are really expensive. Full void? A barrow set? Crazy PVP gear stuff? FREAKING DIVINE OR SOMETHING? I think it'd be more balanced and fit the theme more if you could find a set of barrows for each of them, at least for the Combat orientated ones. Or at least the non-uber-rich of us could give them barrows. Also, what does Zachory cast if he replaces his saradomin staff with Akrisae's mace? He also seems iffy, because getting rid of prayers only work if the opponents use prayers. Not often seen in PVM. Smiddi could make potions for you to help out, so long as you teach her (i.e. have the level for) the potions. Or she could cast potion share on extreme potions she somehow accesses lol. They disappear when you're done of course. Also, what's she do with the law staff? Smiddi seems like she could be turned into a great support character. (Also, I don't mind giving her a regular spirit shield probably because it isn't obscenely expensive :P) I like the idea and a lot of the stuff btw.

dat harpie love Fact: Harpie love = orgy. ORGY TIME

I find this slightly terrifying:

Wait, you have a first daughter? O_O I''m pretty sure I don't, but I did get WASTED at that party the one time... :-| ftfy? o.O Why not name your first (known) daughter Flannery?

Wait, you have a first daughter? O_O

I CONSIDER IT SPECIAL