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darkmage099

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  1. Just in case a blind person gets their driving license. How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
  2. It turns out my brother is that friend and he hands it over to me because I gave him a computer for his birthday. I run into the mage bank and crouch under Kolodin.
  3. They do. But there's still thousands of innocent people being killed in the Middle East. I wish nukes weren't invented
  4. The anonymous friend is my brother and he hands over the phat to me. I now run over to hide in some exotic forest.
  5. Because you like running in x's? Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
  6. Smmmmell the irony! Take a deep whiff, lav. :mrgreen: :lmfao: :-w
  7. How can you not care. It's morally wrong (according to my values). I just think you guys are cruel. And about the comparison to ants and bugs, no one said anything about not saying anything when ants get killed. It's just that they have fast reproductive patterns and are quickly replaced. Does that make it wrong to kill to kill them? Yes. It's just no one says anythign because ..voila! another thousand are born.
  8. It can red too.It's just what was decomposed and what was used etc. Why do they put holes in crackers?
  9. (me too) He does. But then he goes on to talk about Saddam Husseing and rambles on about all this crap in the Middle East. I wish I was the smartest person inthe world.
  10. A man was dared to eat the step. He did and didn't die so therefore the stem was considered :thumbsup: If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
  11. Humans go extinct because the pirates killed everyone then starved to death because they had no one to make food for them. Well even if they did, they'd have to grow it therefore making them not pirates and would die. I wish i was as happy as this guy: :lol:
  12. The persons who invented them did not believe in using grammatically correct language. They decided that they would just leave it dr and mr. EDIT: I responded to the wrong one #-o It is impossible to tell because it wouldn't be an airplane because it wouldn't fly. It'd have no engine! Where did "Dr Pepper" get his degree and in what field?
  13. banned for banning me because I banned you because of revenge. but then you got unbanned. Now, you are getting banned again. Banned for not using spaces in your knight pickpockets
  14. It is. But now Japan is mad at U.S. for stealing Tokyo so they decide to bomb Pearl Harbor (they couldn't think of anywhere else...so unoriginal. They still had the prints from WWII in the trash) I wish I was a millionaire
  15. banned for banning me for banning you for somethign you cant change
  16. They will be. But all the white knights will take over the jails because you didn't take their armor away. I wish I had an A in my Lit class
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