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He is a member of tip.it, and posted on either this thread or the N0valyfe interview. They could have pm'ed him, or maybe they have connections...

You're making a reference to fatigue. Fatigue was something that when you got up to 100%, you could not gain experience. To some this was good, because they could use the defensive attacking mode without leveling, but to others, it was annoying. Beds could be used to drain fatigue back down to zero, the "bed rolls" you make reference to are sleeping bags, which could be bought from a general store for either 38 or 39 gp (can't remember). Beds drain fatigue faster than sleeping bags, and once you fell asleep, you needed to type the word spelled out in graphics (a measure to stop autoers). Fatigue still exists in Runescape Classic, but in Runescape II, the current version, beds are good for nothing but nostalgia.

The snow was interesting, to a certain extent. It looked kinda cool, until i noticed it was the same thing floating across my screen over, and over. Snowballs would have been fun to throw at other people, though... The reindeer hat liked cool at first because it looked like a warriors helmet free players could wear. Then I saw the reindeer nose, which looks like a pimple on steroids more than anything :D .

Seems like everyone is jumping on the bandwagon to flame the author. To anyone else you wishes to drive the author out of town tarred and feathered, just stop. The point of tip.it is to build a friendly, helpful community, and making someone's self esteem lower is just...."not cool"... If you must comment negatively, do so with constructive criticism. :D

I'd be willing to bet you 5m gp that the person who wrote that article, who was the Editor at the time, is no longer the Editor. ;) The guesses to it are quite amusing. I'd say that this article gives a few subtle hints, but at the same time a lot of misinformation. Having insider information certainly makes this quite amusing though. :D Yeah, I agree with oddfaery2. Notice the writing style change?( meaning, suddenly the editor calls Jagex "Tb@JT" incessantly{kinda annoying}... The hints about "more than one person also may reference to an editor change.

I thought this was supposed to be a friendly community- and the mods were to help us, not to laugh at us :( ... anyway do you think that "Only about you ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ slacker!" was a reference to S1acker, the player, instead of an insult?

thats twice that a mod/ tet person hinted that a person is using their real name. Aming Heart (who wrote an article) is ForsakenMage's real name.

Several Things: 1. I have noticed a difference in the editor's writing style. The difference is that the first articles seem more reserved, and later on the Editor talks more openly, and refers to Jagex often as "TB@JT" Those blokes at Jagex Towers. The editor change might have been made after the contoversial article "Biased Banning Raises Eyebrows." I didn't actually read the article myself... 2. About what Kiara Kat said: "How do you know the editor hasn't written under their real name?" ForsakenMage's real name is Aming Heart. You'll find two articles written by her, one under Aming Heart, one under Forsaken_Mage.

*cough* :thumbsup:

The last chapters are up. Read away! :D

another bug by Kaitnieks= Banker Slaying! That was a big day... Oh, and, the party hat dupe was 11/6/2003...

Since when are there nukes, or diesel fuel in runescape? :roll:

Okay. I'm sorry if i mortally affronted anyone because i put up six smilies instead of saying: Bring Up My Potatoes Sheesh. :?

This is my thread. I made the emotions so that the reader wouldn't have to read the trite word "bump"... I was not trying to spam my own thread.

Your title name is sorta misleading- if you know a bit of runescape history. There was a way you could duplicate party hats, it was a bug a couple of years ago, and you could create non-stackable items using a cheat (macro) called AutoRune, created by Kaitneks. The way it worked was you would tell the program to put up "0" of an object, and your side of the trade would think you put up nothing, while the person you were trading with thought you put up one. Eventually the bug was fixed. The people who created the bug targeted party hats, becasue they thought they were way over-priced. Purple/Pink party hats used to be the rarest, but because of this, it has the least value of the six party hats. :D

Edit: Bump. See? Happy? No more smilies! Only people complaining about them!

thanks... :D

yeah, i'll post more sotries when more people post... don't worry, they'll be out soon... :D

I'm American, but Holland Ftw! people underestimate Holland, they are actually quite good.

Lol, are you being sarcastic or not? If you aren't maybe you should check out one of my stories ><. There are much more lengthy stories than this, some people just don't post if thaey can't really find enough content to post about that could really be considered constructive criticism. This is the first chapter of my story. The whole story was pretty long, and i made a decision to post it later, so more people could bear to read it. And, no, i am not being sarcastic, where i found it on RSR, people viewed alot, and didn't post.

yeah, i took into consideration my views.... but i expect people to not post.. it is a rather long story..

When you view, can you please post?

Chapter 3a The battleship ChickenÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Pride was immense. In fact one could explore the ship for hours and still not be able to reach every part of the ship. The ChickenÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Pride measured 768meters in length, 122 meters in width, and almost 200 meters in height. It was shaped similar to a slim triangle so that the guns on the lower deck of the ship could all have a line of shot to anything in front, while if need be the guns can be adjusted to face port or starboard of the ship. The ship itself carried 300 cannons in total. 150 cannons on one side and 150 cannons on the other side. The ship dedicated 3 whole decks to carry these cannons, so while one side of the ship had 150 cannons, they were split to 50 cannons per deck. With such dimensions, anything that attacked the battleship would first have to go through a hundred cannons. AdmiralÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s cabin ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅAdmiral, everything is ready, and all we need is for you to give the orders to the fleet.ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

Chapter 2 Lower Lumbridge 1 day later ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅAlright you chicks get your gear and letÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s move it before I hand your arse to the chief.ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

DISCLAIMER: This article was NOT written by me. It was written by ExtremeXpkX, on RSR. Anyways, i found it pretty funny.....sol... Enjoy! :D NOTE: It is *pretty* long. Stick with it. Chapter One Frustration, anger, and most of all insult was what the Chicken King felt. How dare these Kalphites not take his proposal seriously. You see, two days ago a convoy of 10 chickens were sent on a peace mission to negotiate an alliance with the Kalphite queen and her kingdom. They came back a few hours ago, oh they came back alright, only that there were 10 packaged boxes tied with a ribon on each and a card saying Delivery to Chicken Queen From her Royal Highness the Kalphite Queen. Instead of finding a gift, the Chicken king found 10 cooked chickens, with the royal chicken empire emblem in each box. They will pay for this insult dearly, just as the human did a year ago. Nobody pushes the chickens around anymore! A year ago the Chicken king began a world wide chicken revolt, arming all the chickens with every bronze dagger they could get their hands on. Nobody took the revolt seriously and it only angered the chickens more. Then one day suddenly everyone found themselves being attacked by hundreds of chickens. Taken by surprise and not really expecting the chickens to fight so ferociously, the humans quickly suffered many casualties. Not wanting to suffer anymore, the human kingdoms of Misthalin, Asgarnia, and Kandarin all signed a humiliating treaty with the Chickens which resulted in two things. The creation of the Chicken Empire, and the freedom of all chickens at the hands of humans. Also Lumbridge castle was surrendered to the chickens and now it is the stronghold of the Chicken Empire along with the lumbridge swamp which is under chicken control. The chicken king turned to his chicken aide and shouted in anger, "Gather my Generals and have them meet me in my room in 5 minutes!" The aide quickly saluted with his feathery wing and surried off. **5 MINUTES LATER** The four strongest chickens and leader of the Chicken empire gathered in the room as they discussed what to do. "This is an insult to all chickens! I DEMAND SATISFACTION!" Hollered the chicken King. "Indeed, the Kalphites won't get away with the murder of 10 chicken messengers" replied Brigadier General Chuck-Chuck "We must respond in kind. I offer to send 10 000 of my finest chickens(lvl2) warriors to the Kalphite lands." as Colonel KFChicken said this he pulled out his bronze dagger and held it up high to the cieling, declaring war on the Kalphites. "And I will send a fleet of 10 ships armed with 10 dwarven cannons each and with 5000 chicken sailors (lvl 3)" Admiral McChicken said and he too drew out his bronze dagger along side Colonel KFChicken. Finaly the last of the chicken in the room spoke. "The journy will be long and the death will be high, these Kalphites are more vicious than the humans, and it is even rumoured that the Kalphite queen has god like powers. We must be careful in this war and not let our anger blind us." This chicken was old and clearly thought about everything he did. He didn't shout, but was heard whenever he talked. He is respected among his peers and feared by humans. This chicken belonged in no other groups than the group the humans called Evil Chicken. His magical powers surpassed those of the lowly human mages. His name is Lanook the Chicken, Human killer. The chicken king slammed his wing down on the table to signify the end of the meeting."Then it is decided! An army of 15 000 strong chickens will march to the Kalphite lair and let them know the true terror of the chicken empire in which they dare to insult! Brigadier! PREPARE THE ARMY!" "Yes my lord!" Saluted the Brigadier General and everyone left to prepare the army that would attack the Kalphites. The Kalphites had better hoped that they didn't just went too far in killing what they just believed to be another worthless living thing.