Zaaps1

DGS Karoke night never miss it again

This is why Runescape needs voice chat

is that the pokemon u plan on using??

For some reason or another, I typically don't swim that event, lol. I can't think of my 50 times off the top of my head. Also, if I kept any of my 99 pics that deserves a skillcape in itself.

inb4

wat?! thts what i had at first but then my friend told me to reset and use it on t10 artisan and t10 tact@@??

but then wat do i do with my tier 10 tact ring

Not gonna lie I lol'd hard.

u need primal okay. i dont have attack level can i train that while im blogging??

Because Zaaps cbf to update every tab in this blog anymore he is just gonna throw random sentence updates into the top of the blog like so: -I'm 19 now. DAS WASSUP -I play LoL now. But I suck. Shoot me. I've decided to start recording a few videos of me going about my daily RS business, and I'll be uploading them to my Youtube channel, here. Should be a good time. Plenty of laughs. Plenty of fun. It'll be classy. It'll be like me taking y'all out for a nice dinner. Have some fillet mignon. Have some chicken, maybe some sex. You know, we'll see how it goes. I mean wut. Just click the damn link. PLEASE NOTE! If you are reading this blog, or any pages in this blog, you are likely being watched. Don't be discouraged, however! This blog is generally filled with very friendly and open-hearted people so feel free to post! You WILL be acknowledged. Thank you for your time. [image blocked; please upload at an approved host.] ☼☼☼It's Super Effective!☼☼☼ It's like an Adventurer's Log...except better! COMP CAPE ~Apr 29, 2012 119 DG ~ Apr 11, 2012 118 DG ~ Apr 1, 2012 99 Fishing and Maxed ~Jan 22, 2012 Finishes submitting all college applications, YAY ~Dec 28, 2011 98 Fishing, T-1 to Max ~Dec 28, 2011 Science v. Santa, for the luls and to make sure I'm on the naughty list ~Dec 24, 2011 99 Crafting ~Dec 22, 2011 99 Smithing ~Dec 22, 2011 I contemplate the many existences of Obtaurian/Jimi ~Dec 20, 2011 98 Smithing ~Dec 13, 2011 98 Crafting ~Dec 9, 2011 I rant about the American Education system ~Dec 7, 2011 3 99s in one weekend@@@ ~Dec 4, 2011 99 Woodcutting ~Dec 4, 2011 99 Fletching ~Dec 3, 2011 116 Dungeoneering ~Dec 3, 2011 99 Hunter ~Dec 3, 2011 98 Fletching ~Nov 30, 2011 97 Smithing ~Nov 29, 2011 97 Fletching ~Nov 27, 2011 98 Hunter ~Nov 27, 2011 96 Fletching ~Nov 26, 2011 97 Crafting ~Nov 25, 2011 97 Hunter ~Nov 22, 2011 99 Agility ~Nov 19, 2011 I bind a bloodnecklace, ty Obt <3 ~ Nov 12, 2011 115 Dungeoneering ~ Nov 12, 2011 96 Crafting ~Nov 10, 2011 99 Construction ~Nov 8, 2011 98 Woodcutting ~Nov 6, 2011 97 Woodcutting ~Oct 30, 2011 95 Crafting ~Oct 30, 2011 99 Prayer ~Oct 24, 2011 98 Agility ~Oct 23, 2011 The Harpies write a novel, 3 words at a time ~Oct 23, 2011 99 Firemaking ~ Oct 21, 2011 99 Runecrafting ~ Oct 13, 2011 99 Slayer ~ Sept 30, 2011 99 Mining ~ Sept 29, 2011 Maxed Xp Counter ~ Sept 28, 2011 98 Slayer@@@@@ (Also, win Ice Strykewyrm task) ~Sept 24, 2011 [hide=Official Blog Cleaning Lady] Official Blog Cleaning Lady also wards away mods with the intention of deleting posts or locking topics. THIS MEANS WE ARE SAFE FROM AUTHORITY IN HERE [/hide] HarpySweepers is now recruiting, apply in this thread to join the Harpies List of 100 Essential Harpie Facts [hide=1. About Me: A look inside the Generator, aka boring stuff]Sup. I'm Zaaps/Zaap Cannon/Faaptastic/Pokemon Master/whatever, but you can also call me Bobby (but none of you will). I am currently 17 and an upcoming senior in High School. I've been playing Runescape since like 2003/2004 (inb4underageB&) so I've been around, but my current account wasn't created until the end of 2004. I'M 18 AND LEGAL LADIES@@@@@@ I'm a college freshman now, believe it or not, at Amherst College. Dat shit cray. As far are stuff outside of Runescape, aka [cabbage]game, goes, I'm also a varsity and club swimmer, so basically I'm swimming year round. My main stroke is backstroke and I am NOT a distance swimmer, lol. Over a 200 and I might as well be shot in the pool. I'm also a competitive Pokemon player and Advance Wars player. A little about each: I've played Pokemon since I was little and remember beating the crap out of Pokemon Yellow and Crystal. Competitive battling is a whole different world, though. Still, I've been able to become good at it and it's something I like to do for fun. Also tends to make me say random Pokemon-related things when I'm talking, but usually it's not very effective... Tip.It Pokemon Thread If you want to have a fun or competitive battle with me, just drop me a message. I do own Pokemon White and I have a decent team on it. More often, though, I'll prefer to play on Pokemon Online, which can be downloaded here. My username on all servers is Zaaps1, just tell me or something if you want to battle. Advance Wars I didn't really get into until recently, maybe earlier this year, so I'm still sorta a newbie at it. Very recently I've entered the competitive sphere here as well, and I gotta say it's a lot of fun lol. I do my competitive battles on Advance Wars by Web, also with the username Zaaps1, and I'm willing to start battles with anyone there as well. So yeah basically if you want to battle me on either one of those just tell me and we'll work something out. I find both a ton of fun so I'm almost always willing. Got bored of that shit. Screw it. Pokemon is still awesome though. But Zaaps/Zaap/Faap/Bobby! Tell us MORE about yourself! OK KIDS SURE THING!!! I was born in China, actually, and moved to the United States when I was about 3. Nearly my entire family is from China as well, so I'm sorta Asian, I guess. I currently live in New York State, and only a few miles away from NYC. Hmm, I think that's about it. Any questions???[/hide] [hide=2. Runescape-related nonsense, eg. goals and [cabbage]] So yeah I don't actually play this game anymore but I still follow it. Depending on how future updates turn out, I may very well head back. Basically my long term goal here is to get the Completionist Cape. I'm not really THAT far from it, and it's a challenging but reasonable goal, I'd say. That being said idk how motivated I'll be, since I don't really have many buyables left, so maxing will consist of long, slow, grinding. Still, it's good to have a goal to direct my playing progress, so I'll leave it there unless I think of something better. I'm now pretty freakin close to it. Need 120 DG and 99 Fishing, which I'll probably get together via c2 fishing to replace my c1s. COMP CAPED AND COOL Current stats: My slightly-shorter than long-term goal is to get 120 dungeoneering. My slightly-shorter than slightly-shorter than long-term goal is to be good at effigyscape. And that's pretty much directing how I'm training my non-dungeoneering skills. [/hide] [hide=3. Recent Achievements] [hide=Important stuff] September 2, 2011: 99 RANGE September 2, 2011: 2400 TOTAL September 11, 2011: 99 THIEF this isnt runescape whatscape? madscape im 99 thief and y'all just jellscape grindscape timescape steppin on a minescape yeah thats a metaphor for cuttin your own linescape but for me im playin topscape yall on the lowscape i dont even need a bot im proscape September 28, 2011: MAX XP COUNTER September 29, 2011: 99 MINING (missed level up due to power outage, lol) September 30, 2011: 99 SLAYER ([bleep]ing finally!) October 13, 2011: 99 RUNECRAFTING October 21, 2011: 99 FIREMAKING October 24, 2011: 99 PRAYER November 8, 2011: 99 CONSTRUCTION November 19, 2011: 99 AGILITY DECEMBER 3, 2011: 99 HUNTER DECEMBER 3, 2011: 99 FLETCHING DECEMBER 4, 2011: 99 WOODCUTTING (3rd 99 this weekend woot) DECEMBER 22, 2011: 99 SMITHING (sry 4 da wait) DECEMBER 22, 2011: 99 CRAFTING JANUARY 22, 2011: 99 FISHING JANUARY 22, 2011: MAXED [/hide] APRIL 29, 2011: AFTER MUCH BATTLE AND TURMOIL, I HAVE ACHIEVE THE COMPLETIONIST CAPE AND 120 DG [hide=July 2011] July 26: Pass NYS road test, now senior licensed 96 Range, conspiracy between Giles and a Dust Devil ruin level-up screenies (ye both of em) July 28: New best times for swimming, 100 free: 58.64 (LCM), 100 fly 1:07:45 (LCM) Bots looting bots July 30: 91 SLAYER 2:09:18 200 free LCM [/hide] [hide=August 2011] August 2:[/url] Dies during Iron Dragon task (dat repotting), first casualty on road to 99 slayer August 5: Falls in love with Nech bots, increasing Zaaps' KPH since 2011 97 RANGED (no pic) August 7: 92 SLAYER August 10: 91 RUNECRAFTING August 17: 93 SLAYER August 20: 98 RANGE August 24: 87 AGIL August 26: 94 CRAFT 93 CON ---AT THIS POINT ZAAPS SORTA FORGETS ABOUT THIS SECTION---- [/hide] [/hide] [hide=4. The Fun Space: Random Stuff ~Warning: Probably contains prof/insanity enter at your own risk~] Once again my Youtube channel can be accessed here, if this modest little section of Zaaps does not fully satisfy your daily needs, look no further than the link provided. THE UNIVERSITY OF ZAAPS Ever wish you had a real, practical education for the modern world around us today? Look no further than the University of Zaaps, where world-esteemed professor, Zaaps, lectures freely on a variety of topics, on demand. A sample: A wild sol inquires into the harpies....the results [image blocked; please upload at an approved host.] List of 100 Essential Harpie Facts October 23, 2011: The Harpies complete their first narrative epics, written collectively between the harpies, 3 words at a time. "Once there was a harpie who had a magical sex organ that was larger than ltk's bank and he had tiny wings that couldn't kick Santa's ass. The end was neigh for Rudolph who clearly had a red nose and little confidence. "Hello there Armorare," said Rudolph as Zaaps looted his swiss bank account. "Wtf you [harpie]," Rudolph noticing that zaaps had little sexymonkeys in his deep back pockets, took out his oversized piece of bio-medically engineered chocolate and gave it to obt. He got his swag up in Kelsey and was like "wanna rub my non-harpie fake wing?" Kelsey just wanted to play RuneScape. Obt just lost the game trololol. Sadly the harpies decided to kill nex and her four robed [non-harpies]. Nex then dropped three harpy babies. those babies were Zaaps 2, Armorare 2, and Ke$ha. Next, Nex crowned greens king but couldn't because he was farming. But then greens realized that farming was for [garden tools] and really expensive. if only armorare would have sex then harpies would be able to faap the world and Squab would suck mere's dick which would be epic and mere would orgasm all over the tip forums. It felt like Christmas. Until Tripsis suddenly joined the fray, I know now that I am a harpie, even though I keep losing the magic potato of green's first creation, The Great Gatsby. Just then, a wild Kimberly appeared! With a powerful ring to rule the entire world and a masterball containing exotic lolita dresses. She turned to Tripsis to pick her favorite dress. Now wielding a magic spoon full of chocolate, she decided it was time for Sonikku to get laid by a shark. After a very painful session of pin the tail on the K4ylan, Green blew up in 4 pieces. Mere ejaculated ferociously but got distracted by the pretty colours of the Faap Cannon as it charged up and fired amourously. Sadly he had Zaaps picking his yellow ball filled with Cadbury Creme Garlic Bratwurst Sausages. Mere got off that hot pony and sang Winter into a kinky microphone that looked like a whip. If only Zaaps had acquired gratuitous clothing to make sexy reccis out thin air...what a sexy thought. It gave LTK 91 range and Zaaps failed and i want big booty [bleep]es yeah. Little [bleep]es get [bleep]ed, we don't want no skinny [bleep]es, we like big booty [bleep]es. And that's why Harpies>the world. Armorare is faapical." On October 16, 2011, for 20 minutes, there was a war between penguins and harpies on epic proportions. The penguins fought valiantly, but... THE HARPIES BEAT THE [cabbage] OUT OF THEM AND KICKED THEIR ASSES FLAT!!!@@ [hide=Some of you may be confused as to why Greens has injected his spark into my blog, this shall explain everything] let me explain what happened in very simple terms green's blog: [hide][/hide] my blog: [hide][image blocked; please upload at an approved host.][/hide] IN ALL MY DECEPTICON LIFE, I NEVER DID A THING WORTH DOING UNTIL NOW. TAKE MY PARTS AND YOU WILL FEEL A POWER YOU HAVE NEVER KNOWN! FULFILL YOUR DESTINY!! [image blocked; please upload at an approved host.] [hide=and now im 20% cooler][image blocked; please upload at an approved host.][/hide] [/hide] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn0_bzSFWPg [hide=HarpieSweepers Rap Song by k4ylan (feat. Zaaps1)] his feathers are sweaty knees weak, wings are heavy theres vomit on his plumage already green's spagetti hes nervous but on the surface he looks fly and ready to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the flock goes so loud he opens his beak but the words wont come out hes choking, how? er'bodys jokin now the clocks run out times up over blaow fly back to reality were harpies, [bleep] gravity there goes harpy, he choked hes so mad but he wont give up that easy no he wont have it he knows his whole back to these ropes it dont matter hes dope he knows that but hes broke like LTK, no bank, nope he goes back to his nest-home, thats when its back to the lab again yo, his own rhapsody better go capture this moment and hope you pass it You better lose yourself in this dope nest This damn blog Green owns it And he'll never let it go Ltk can't afford strength pots Cause he spent all his cash on blow Where's Obtubrobortrian when you need him yo? His wings are flapping In this blog we are faaping This thread is mine for the taking With a nooby queen As we move toward a New nest order This normal life is boring But harpystardom's Close to post mortem And Sonik only grows harder Only gets longer Blows it on these harpys And Green is all on him Post or don't post He's the forum globetrotter Squab only knows He's grow farther from home He's no harpy He flies home And barely knows his own daughter But hold your beak Cause here goes the pancake batter There harpys don't want him no more He's cold cabbage We moved on to the next harpy who farms More than cabbage and guams I suppose it's old partner But the gust goes on Squa squa squak Squa squak squa squa [/hide] video of me getting a slayer task from kuradal (aka fergie) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T0utQ-XWGY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg OFFICIAL HARPY BADGE OF HONOR [hide=rappin] Ahem, Hi, I'm Tune, the man on the moon I live on the beach, get the sand out ya shoes And all of that changed since I met you So we can leave that old [cabbage] in the restroom Ok now I'm into you, like you never knew I'm falling for you baby, I need a parachute I'm so wet, I need a wetsuit You're so fly, I could be your jet fuel Now tell me what you want, I like what you tell me And if you understand, then you can overwhelm me It's too late, It's too late Every finish is the beginning of a new race Young money. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgLcQmlN2Xg Ahem, Hi, I'm in, just logged in Block the outside world, like the wall of Berlin And now I'm ready for grindin Say sup to my clan, now they chime in Ok now I'm grinding skills, I'm slaying kills Between I farm torstols, it pays the bills First in the morn, call it General Mills 2 AM; dungeoneering still I'm never gonna stop, so don't tell me to quit And if you make me, I just won't submit It's too late, It's too late This is my calling, I've found my soul mate RuneScape [hide] LOL bored [/hide] [/hide] Why Runescape needs voice chat: Totally Flaked: Link These make me lol, but I guess you sorta have to play Advance Wars or something to get most of them. [image blocked; please upload at an approved host.] [image blocked; please upload at an approved host.][/hide] [hide=5. FAQ] 1. WHAT IS YOUR BRAWL FRIENDCODE???? 0646-0143-1246 whats your math baby? <3 2. WHAT IS YOUR MARIO KART WII FRIENDCODE???? hell if i know [/hide] And remember:

i have promethius pencil and shadow-tinted reading glasses bound is that ok???

but im good i can do blogs in under 45 minutes??@@@@@

READ THE GUIDELINES MAN !!! but my friend told me about this blog he said u guys were good at blogging? i am good at blogging too can i join ur group??

who is obt anyway

I used the draconic+commons spot (no idea if that's the spot everyone is talking about or not) at 80 hunter, bear, and full camo, got 120k xp/hr.

You would never go deflector and gloves at WFS because you should use either SS, ZS or CM to kill them and they are all two handed weapons. LOLDERP, whoops.

Maybe refresh the YouTube page? Worked for me.

As Nifflin said, it's magic-based range, so any melee armor is a very bad idea. Dhide is the way to go. That being said, Void is more or less the same magic defense as Black Dragonhide, and gives a better melee bonuses than bandos anyway (especially if you go deflector+barrows gloves), so it's better to use Void melee than Bandos anyway.

Not available in my country.. Damnit New Zealand. Dem Venezuelans can't watch either Or Canada. :angry: You three are missing out.

This is very relevant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z3ZAIIgAaA

2 is enough with the best gear. Without, you shouldn't need any more than 3.

I seem to remember opening up a mining room door (the one that's shaped like a cross with minable rocks blocking the way and constructable struts to hold back the falling rocks) and getting the boss, so that's a disprove.

Is your level high enough for empowered staves?

Well see that's the exact thing. I'm the type of gamer who likes to balance fun with effective strategy. Of course getting a team of Gengars would ensure a higher win ratio, but I'm also looking to do battles that are interesting. I used to be the kind of trainer who found out what the top Pokemon are and then sweep everything with them, but I got bored of that. After the release of Black and White, I saw this as a great opportunity to be more liberal about training methods and mix things up a bit since there are so many Pokemon to choose from. But that being said, after skimming through some of your post, you seem to be very knowledgeable in this field and I'll definitely consider your competitive advice when building my teams up. I'll have to read the rest later on though because I have to go right now. Oh I understand completely. Nor am I saying that you should take the best sweepers in the metagame and throw them together (actually, that gets you a very crappy team anyways!). I'm saying that it's ok to experiment and use unconventional sets, as long as you stay true to one core aspect, and that's teambuilding. It just so happens that all the unconventional sets are, well, just that. Unconventional, and that's why they are. Read through my post, you'll get what I mean. It's the simple fact that there's something out there that can do the job better. Unorthodox sets aren't underrated, they just have a tendency to be outclassed. While there's nothing wrong with trying something new, on a competitive level, it becomes a problem when it's holding your team back. So certainly break from the standards and try something new, but you must, must, must, must, must ensure that it will work seamlessly into your team. That's the biggest thing here, and the reason why the standards are so good is because they fit in so well.

What about these? While going the wrong direction is a big derp, I don't think it's enough of a reason to temp ban someone. I wasn't in the dg though, so I don't know exactly what happened or if he derped before that also. who said anything about kids.