Nero

Tunisia was in your control for mere months. And you did nothing for it other then claiming it as your tourist location. They wouldn't do jack [cabbage] for you, while I've been building infrasructure and given them all the benefits of being part of a country that has 20% of the world's GDP. The greater good of the world? Hehe. You're the one developing biological diseases that are undetectable and uncurable. If anything, people should be attacking you "for the greater good". You're delusional. :lol: About bloody time. Been waiting for at least a week now. So, your 8 million man army composed of ill-trained militia men has attacked Germania. Your navy has suffered horrendous casaulties in bringing them across the sea, around 40% of your ships have been sunk by my navy and air force before they withdrew (this is a pretty generous percentage actually). So, around 1 million of your men drowned from that. The others that survived stage an amphibious assault, taking massive casaulties, and were pinned down for weeks before they finally gained a little beachhead. You navy and airforce were continued to be harrases, to the tune of another 10% casaulties. Your army was bloodied horrendously, dropping your active military personnel to around 4 million. On the plus side, though, these troops are now all veterans. Supplying them will be pretty hard though. I'm just going to ignore the part about your magical teleporting troops though, since that's just ridiculous. Berlin is still in my hands. We never really had an alliance, but whatever. You don't need to come up with some sort of righteous justification of going to war against me, just do it. My troops are currently fighting along the borders against your drones. The ones dropped into Germania will suffer huge losses to my AA and SAM sites, and then would be promptly destroyed by my reserve units in the vicinity. Who said anything about world domination? The funny thing is that I've actually talked to Doom about this, and told him that once the last countries fell in Africa, I would be content and invade no one else. Ah well, I suppose one of those countries was the straw, neh? Anyways, have fun attacking me with your outdated air force hehe. So, you just sent half your army to the tiniest bit of land you own? Hehe. My African air force in currently bombing the crap out of that strip of land, which means heavy casaulties to you. Since you never said you had an air base or and SAM/AA sites there, I'm not taking very many casaulties. Oh and the Ethiopians aren't revolting against me. Can everyone stop using Nazi Germany as an excuse for people to revolt against me? I've done nothing but improve the lives of my citizens, they won't just run to take up arms against me because a foreign power told them to. Lol! F15s #-o Also, I thought we all agreed that China is only really a shadow country, with no real military/infrastructure - it just exists so that the world wouldn't have been thrown in to a depression after its collapse. I would've tried to anyways, so the majority of them were knocked off course. But okay, you have some annyoing little things running around the outskirts of Berlind, whatever. How the hell can 10 transport ships carry 1.5 million troops and all their equipment? I guarantee the independence of Burma/Cambodia, but I'm going to decline your offer of alliance, since it would just end up getting you destroyed right now. Thanks though. Jerusalem will lend you our space ship (for a fee of course) on the base that you don't side with Germania or potentially Russia. You don't have a spaceship. Where exactly did these troops come from? You made absolutely no mention of your land in America since gaining it. No buildings, no military, nothing about population. As far as I'm concerned, that means that that land is still deserted, meaning Britannia can move a dozen farmers into it and claim it all. Nice going. to be fair, I've been producing weapons for him(Britannia) since the end of WWIII, it's not that impossibe... Also, 100 LAARTs have been dispatched to the temporary control of Latino king to fend off the African front of the war. Luxembourg launches dozens of ICBMs (which I've also had since the end of WWIII expecting to become extinct). These ICBMs include vastly large EMPs and theothers contain the old Bulgarian virus. All of which of course are aimed in the vicinity of Germania, but away from Norway, Brazil and other ally's standpoints. For the sake of argument they hit North Africa and chunks of Iberian Peninsula. EMPs are banned, and that virus already has a vaccine. Most of the ICBMs were shot down by my missile shield, some got through, causing a few thousand civilian deaths, before the virus was contained and eradicated. Doom already counter-argued this point, but I'll post my response. My troops have withstood your invasion, thanks to the line of bunkers I had built there (around 12 pages back or so idk). Now I feel bad for causing WWIV. Not really. :lol: :? He may be our enemy in game, but that's no reason to be inhuame to the poor guy. Dusty you have my sympthies...but prepare to go down anyway :twisted: . Hehe. LETS DO THIS [cabbage]! YEAAA :P Not much else to do when you end up finally getting better around midnight. in game realistic. yes. real life realistic? no. When 4 minutes equals a day, it's pretty damn impossible to launch a simultaneous counter attack. Had I been online, I would have made my action the second Findenland declared war. But I wasn't. And I don't think it's possible to coordinate missle attacks down to the ingame second, because that would require real life coordination down to the second as well. And let's face it, that won't happen. I'll be satisfied if a few make it though. Some>none. True enough. You guys should've set a time for attack on IRC/MSN or something though. I'll let you have this one though. All the ICBMs were launched within a short period of eachother. My missile shield was strained to the max trying to intercept them all, and about 2 dozen managed to get through, killing around 15,000 Germanian citizens. That kind of damage doesn't really do much other then get my citizens really pissed off, though. Repair crews have been dispatched to fix the damaged parts of the cities. Yes I'm veddy veddy sneaky. --- As a little note, nobody seems to remember that pretty much my entire army is one of the most trained, best equipped, and most high tech army on the planet. That, combined with the fact that 99% of my troops are all veterans of some war, you can't just throw 10,000 troops against 50,000 of mine and make away with "light casaulties". So, battle strategy for Germania is currently this: Hold the line in Europe. Most of my military is Europe is European recruited, so they'll fight to the death rather then surrender - both homeland fighting and Norse paganism means that surrender is not an option. Anyone attacking in Europe is likely to face horrendous casaulties as well, due to the extensive defensive buildings I've created in recent years. Africa: Scorched Earth policy. If a position is about to be over-run, retreat and destroy any single supply the enemy could use. Eventually your troops would starve to death trying to advance across the Sahara with no food, and all local water supplies poisoned. Antlantic-Germania: Not really all that concerned here, as all of my troops here have the drug that allows them to survive in extreme temperatures. Retreat and harass are their orders. Also, the 2 million uniforms I had made were Iranian ones. 2 million Germanian soldiers dressed in Iranian military uniforms, and transmitting radio in Farsi (or whatever Iran's national language is) are currently attacking the Icarus drones. I assume you have failsafes on them to stop them from attacking your people, so have fun with that one. Germany has initiated a conscription of 30 million more military personnel. They're being rushed through training, but will only serve as defensive troops for the war. This brings Germania's land military to around 65 million. Have fun attacking them.

Okay, first things first. No one has any bloody troops in Berlin. I don't know what quantum leap of logic some people took to get to the conclusion that they could hide hundreds of thousands of troops in the most heavily defended city on Earth. Second, any attack on Germania has to go through the proper route - meaning that if Findenland is attack Inner Germany, they have to stage an amphibious assault. ICBMs are a waste of money to send against me, since I have a full missile shield. Likewise, stealth craft are pretty useless as I have a detection rate on stealth aircraft at around 75%, thanks to my passive radar systems. Also, to Latino, the ship you bought from me just blew up, considering I hid a nice amount of explosives on it. And don't argue that I couldn't have, since I knew you were planning to attack me for about a week now. My colony ships in orbit around Earth have been moved behind the Moon, to prevent their destruction. Project Cleanup has been given orders to instead of cleaning up derelict space junk, knock out enemy satellites. Third, there is no revolt in the African countries. Why would they revolt against me? I came in, removed the corruption, created jobs, and turned former 3rd world countries into industrialized nations. They're way more likely to join me in fighting against aggressors like Jerusalem, who's done really nothing with its new countries, other then add them to their map. Anyways, my internet is still being a pain in the [wagon], so I'll go through the rest later.

Bear with me while I dig through all these posts. I had a pretty nasty fever today so I apologize for not keeping up with the thread, plus my internet keeps flipping on and off, so this may take a while.

If you can work 10 hours and buy something off that site, I assumed by "work" you meant having a job. Should I have specified it as a job? I would have been a very weird sentence trying not to include the word work in it. "You could have spent the time doing a productive activity for the benefit of your employer and society as a whole - resulting in your payment in liquid funds - which you could spend to purchase the item you would have exerted a much larger time and effort to gain if you had gone through the online process of survey-filling/whatever that is required at a site such as Lockerz.com." The word "work" shortens that sentece by quite a bit.

Germania would like to offer its support for this measure. Anything to do with the colonization of space and the expansion of the human race is a good thing in Germania's eye, so Germania has pledged that any attack on Brazil's space elevator will be considered as an attack on Germanian land - which will be an act of war against Germania as a whole.

yes I know but I'm too lazy to work so Idc about that ;) Definition of work: That sounds like work to me. You switched your definitions. The first time you used the word "work" you were talking in the context of a job, not anything that technically counts as exerting effort. I can't scratch my chin for 10 hours and get paid for that even though it's "work". But that being said, I agree that it's not worth the effort, especially since it doesn't sound that fun. But then again, the economy is [cabbage] and jobs are much harder to come by than they were a few years ago. So any extra cash is good I suppose - as long as you're into that kinda thing. Not for me though. How did I switch my definitions? :?

I'm a bit curious here; why are you even bothering to respond to the obvious troll?

[hide=updated map][/hide] Changes: Added South Africa to Brazilian land Added Bangladesh as a new nation Fixed some of the weird border pixel issues with South Africa (pixels that were extremely right that look weird along the border)

Germania will turn Findenland into dust if they [bleep] with Norway. Yeah, but if Norway is a secret ally of Findenland, they will attack and Brazil might feel obligated to attack as well. :? I think both me and Doom are in complete agreement in that a war between Germania & Russia vs The Brazilian Empire would end up in a complete stalemate and would benefit no one - both in the short term and the long term. Also, as Doom has stated, most defensive pacts are null and void if the country you're in agreement is the aggressor.

Germania will turn Findenland into dust if they [bleep] with Norway.

Yup, get mine. If I goto a party and your Ipod is playing and you leave it un-attended, best hope I don't see it. Same with cell phones, don't leave your stuff lying around. It makes no difference to me if people don't like it, I don't expect to be praised for being a theif. You can insult me all you want, I have all the friends I need to make a human wall so people can't see me stealing your purse. Lol. "My e-penis is over 9000 inches n00b!" That's how I read your post. Grow up [bleep] troll. I'm almost certain you can find a torrent of the short-lived series "Cavemen" on the Internet, and I'm almost certain that no one in their right (or wrong) mind would have that series. It freaking sucked. People don't pirate because it's free. They pirate because they happen to like what they're downloading. Don't let the price tag fool you. That makes no sense whatsoever.

Replace half that stuff with "PAGANISM IS THE ONLY WAY NOW... YEAH!" Then "BATTLEAXES-[bleep] YEAH" "THOR-[bleep] YEAH" "MILITARY-[bleep] YEAH" Etc. etc. Hehe. I edited it to include my national anthem. Which is pretty much that. Just letting Findenland know that if they attack me, they'll face an unstoppable horde of war-crazy pagans that would rather sound a bayonet charge then surrender. brb gonna mix another drink

[yt]IhnUgAaea4M[/yt] Replace America with Germania. GERMANIA [bleep] YEAH. That was actually kind of hard typing that ^. Too much vodka...from the old country.. Germania would also like to say to Findenland: [bleep] you. Come and smash your untrained hordes of peasants with antiquated rifles against my legions. It will not end well for you at all. Btw, Germania has changed its national anthem from Sons of Odin, to Gods of War: [yt]lC_x63BWrdc[/yt]

Haha I love the people in this thread that write ridiculously long posts justifying their pirating. Why can't people just admit that they do it because it's free? I guarantee you that's why 99% of people pirate things.

Everything is free when you torrent it. I like the DIY placebo effect gimmicks though ;)

Cut a pingpong ball in half, cover your eyes with them, and lie down next to a radio that's playing static. Eventually you'll start hallucinating. Much cheaper.

Latino's ship has finished construction, however some corners were cut in production due to the small cost (100b compared to Brazil's 300b), so the ship can only support 15,000, and can only travel as far as Mars and back. However, since I assume that would be what you wanted it for Latino, I don't think it should be a problem. And to Rpg: I've already expressed interest in the TeraVenger program, so Germania has allocated $200b in funds to the project. My space station will be complete in 3 years or so, and it could be constructed there. The 3 small vessels I sent slingshotting around the sun have completed their tests. They reached the maximum speed they could, and held together for 2 hours (much longer then expected). The data from the tests shows that slingshoting around a planet, while fast, does not break any sort of physics barrier and enable FTL travel. Germania has sent 3 other ships to find a black hole, to travel through it while transmitting the ship's internal status every millisecond, so that in the event that a black hole is traversable by some insane probability, the data should be received before the ship disappears. Project Cleanup is coming along nicely, and a number of derelict satellites and space junk has been cleared from the atmosphere above Germania. Full cleanup should be complete in 2 years, at which point we will move over Russian land and cleanup the junk there. Since when do you have a battleship :?

Germania has created 2 million new uniforms, which will be revealed at a later date (where's the "muwahaha" emoticon?).

Alright, I'm just going to ignore the majority of Findenland's post since they're completely ridiculous (19.7 million recruits in a year? Okay...). I have also retracted my offer of compensation for Findenland, since its quite obvious that Findenland wants a war with me for some bizarre reason. 25 more Scorpions have been produced, as well as 30 more MAASs. My colony ships are complete, and have been loaded to the brim, and are on their way to Gisele D. The escort ship is staying close by, should its weapon systems be needed for Germania's defense. The bunkers constructed across Germania have been completed, and Germania have reinforced the positions across the coast, in the event of an amphibious assault. The missile shield has also been added to, and now completely covers Germania. AA and SAM batteries are also dotted across Germania (these were built a looong time ago), and the passive radar has been improved again, setting stealth detection rate at nearly 75%. Preperations have also been made in the event of chemical/biological attacks on Germania, and hazmat suits and gas masks have been provided to active units.

yes I know but I'm too lazy to work so Idc about that ;) Definition of work: That sounds like work to me.

You'll end up spending 200 hours to get the points required to get an item you want, when you could just work 10 hours and buy it yourself. Completely not worth it.

nice 3k posts. ;) I'd be playing with you guys, but my comp is in the shop, and I'm too ascared to start. so I'll start up wednesday prolly. Might as well just claim your country now. Pretty much the only viable options left are Bangladesh, Thailand, South/North Korea, or Nepal.

I'm interested. Though I can't fund a very big portion of it atm, with all the different projects I have going on - mainly it's FTL research that's gobbling up a good portion of Germania's scientific funds.

I'd vote yes on that propostion. 3 countries in a year is pretty obscene (especially cause its been decades and Puerto Rico won't even join the US irl) Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, and Sierra Leone hardly qualify as countries. Join you in what?

But they aren't bipedal instead they are 8 legged and heavily armoured...(so not to the same degree) There is always going to be small weaknesses in the armour of something like that, especially around joints. thats what the SEDs are for; get in the small hole and blow up from there, to destroy the area around that joint, soon rendering it imobile yes except they would be short ranged and well they wouldnt go that far with an anti tank shell lodged up their[cabbage] Anti-tank shell would have a lot of trouble hitting one of those things.