Ok I think you deserve a hint One day as I was walking down the street, I noticed a quarter. I tried to pick it up but I ripped my pants down the seam. Running for the nearest bush I tripped over a package of cookies. "Darn you black and white cookies!" Still rushing for cover, I noticed I was being chased by some Dust Bunnies that were eagerly looking to give me a hug. "Noooo! I'm allergic!" I dove for a mail box but noticed it was currently being inhabited by evil for being in a certain chat room for too long. As I called my friends to bring me a new pair of slacks, a group of teleprompters and chickens galore chased me out of the mail box. I hid inside Starbucks so I could get something to drink but I forgot that I left my wallet the place that everyone hates to go to, the in-laws. I took a deep breath and stormed through the door and crashed through the front window. I snagged my man purse and paid for my espresso. I gave a tip to a bum I found out side, took the pair of pants that She brought over and I enjoyed the rest of my day. I hope that was a big enough hint. ahhhhh it all makes sense now! :-#