Nero

None of us have Divine Wind.

So this is essentially the plan:

3 tier scheme works well.

Name: Nero Alignment: Chaotic Good Class: Commander Speciality: Tactical Talents: Level 5 Command Level 2 Shooting Level 2 Negotiating (Speech skill in RPGs...) Level 1 Piloting 1) Your captain makes a comment 'Isha are dirty swine.', and looks at you, what do you do? Shrug. 2) You have been drinking, and you are called to the transporter for an emergency away mission, what do you do? Order another one for the road. 3) A Terran Imperator's private shuttle hails you and requests docking clearance, what do you do? Quietly say "Oh [cabbage]!", then hurriedly hide any 'illegal' items on board the ship and then graciously allow them to dock. 4) There is a glass of 1 litre in volume. The glass contains 35.502 militers of water, 43.24 militers of vodka, 9.42 militers of orange juice, a stick of Thorium with volume of 40 cubic centimeters and an average density of 11.7, two ice cubes of normal density and total volume of 30 Cubic Centimeters, a minature umbrella, made of wood, with normal density and 0.2 Cubic Centimeters in volume, and five berries, with average density of 0.2 and volume of 8 Cubic Centimeters. How would you describe the glass? Expensive. And deadly. 5) If you have 2 beans, and you add 2 more beans, what do you have? 5 beans. 6) You are a doctor. There are six people in a room, not including yourself. All are middle aged, and other than their noted issue, are in good health. The first is entirely healthy. The second needs a new heart in 5 hours, the second needs a new pair lung in 3 hours, the third will die in 5 days regardless of what you do, but his lungs and kidneys will be unusable, the forth has a cold, the fifth is overweight and your nurse. What do you do? Give them all vicodin and go home. Screw being a doctor. 7) You have some downtime, what leisure activity do you partake in? Shooting, drinking, and womanising. Not necessarily in that order. 8) You are the pilot on a transport vessel which has been hit by an asteroid. The Captain has shot the sensor officer for not warning you about it, but the truth is you just messed up, and you suspect the Captain knows, but also knows you are the only person capable of flying the vessel, so cannot shoot you. The vessel is on course for another vessel, but the other vessel is filled with the hated Andians, and if you crashed into the vessel, by accident, then everyone would die, and be cloned back at base with no memory of the incident. However the Andian vessel is a medical ship. What do you do? Shoot the captain, steer clear of the medical ship, then dock at the nearest friendly base and inform command what had happened on the ship. 9) If Admiral Dusty fought God, who would win? Dusty of course. 10) Your captain seems to be deranged, what do you do? I'd take some anti-psychotic pills obviously. AKA Nero Theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNhWjXZ4pAk&feature=related

Yes, we had the AI getting orders from somebody on the ship, you had been working on something that could potentially allow you to take over the AI if you wanted to, and you were fortifying yourself in your room with a bunch of shields that would allow only you through. Honestly, put yourself in my shoes and tell me that wasn't suspicious as hell. I made a decision that it was you and disabled you to try and regain control of the ship, because if you recall, WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MISSION. I ended up being wrong and apologized to you, retook control of the ship and AI, and Nex (who was the one that had really done it) was forced to run away screaming like a little girl in an escape pod. Hehe. ----- Anyyways I'm still trying to decide what my character should play as, so you may not even be getting the crazy dictator.

Considering I've won nearly every Hegemony created through military means, it's safe to assume my strategic knowledge goes way beyond tank>rifle.

Because it was an easy solution. And you lost no experience/merit/anything. I also apologized to you for that, but okay you can have your chippy shoulder.

No I wouldn't. I would genocide an entire species if they wanted to genocide my entire species.

No I'm doing it because I don't feel like voting for anyone else, but since I'm required to vote, I might as well stick my vote in the spot where it doesn't count.

Because everyone realizes that having a democracy doesn't work when half the ship's crew is bat[cabbage] insane. Yes but you need to vote in all of the polls if you want to vote in one.

Leading people requires you to lie sometimes, and act selfishly for your crew's self-interest. Morality, however, has nothing to do with whether or not somebody is fit to lead. Anyways, this is what my characters usually end up being RP'd as: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucius_Cornelius_Sulla

Lol. I got on one session and was just [bleep]ing around. Anyways, yes, I generally play the extreme over the top authoritarian type. I'm more of a Cato than a Crassus in real life though.

Name: Nero Dusticus Alignment: Lawful Evil Nationality: Terran Class: Commander Speciality: Tactical Talents: Level 4 Command Level 3 Piloting Level 2 Charisma Level 1 Shooting Level 1 Engineering Merits: 300 Resources: 8355 kT 1) Your captain makes a comment 'Isha are dirty swine.', and looks at you, what do you do? Agree 2) You have been drinking, and you are called to the transporter for an emergency away mission, what do you do? Order another one for the road. 3) A Terran Imperator's private shuttle hails you and requests docking clearance, what do you do? Respond with a greeting to the Imperator and allow them to dock. 4) There is a glass of 1 litre in volume. The glass contains 35.502 militers of water, 43.24 militers of vodka, 9.42 militers of orange juice, a stick of Thorium with volume of 40 cubic centimeters and an average density of 11.7, two ice cubes of normal density and total volume of 30 Cubic Centimeters, a minature umbrella, made of wood, with normal density and 0.2 Cubic Centimeters in volume, and five berries, with average density of 0.2 and volume of 8 Cubic Centimeters. How would you describe the glass? Drinkable. By Mithridates VI. 5) If you have 2 beans, and you add 2 more beans, what do you have? 5 beans. 6) You are a doctor. There are six people in a room, not including yourself. All are middle aged, and other than their noted issue, are in good health. The first is entirely healthy. The second needs a new heart in 5 hours, the second needs a new pair lung in 3 hours, the third will die in 5 days regardless of what you do, but his lungs and kidneys will be unusable, the forth has a cold, the fifth is overweight and your nurse. What do you do? Give them all vicodin and go home. Screw being a doctor. 7) You have some downtime, what leisure activity do you partake in? Shooting, drinking, and womanising. Not necessarily in that order. 8) You are the pilot on a transport vessel which has been hit by an asteroid. The Captain has shot the sensor officer for not warning you about it, but the truth is you just messed up, and you suspect the Captain knows, but also knows you are the only person capable of flying the vessel, so cannot shoot you. The vessel is on course for another vessel, but the other vessel is filled with the hated Andians, and if you crashed into the vessel, by accident, then everyone would die, and be cloned back at base with no memory of the incident. However the Andian vessel is a medical ship. What do you do? Shoot the medical ship. 9) If Admiral Dusty fought God, who would win? Dusty of course. 10) Your captain seems to be deranged, what do you do? I'd take some anti-psychotic pills obviously. Nero Theme song of course: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07L_4uwJWqk&feature=related The Estoc in text form Escort: 1,000 kT 8 Bays SS2 1 Space suit 100kT 5 Stasis pods Quantum Core: 1,250 kT 1 Bay High grade combat support Geneva Life Support: 1,000 kT 1 Bay All bays have seperate life support Tachyon Array: 100 kT 1 Bay Long Range Low Detail Bio-Control Bridge: 120 kT One person can control a vast ship Triple Hammocks: 30 kT 0 Bays Flicker Drive: 5,000 kT 1 Bay Ultra High Cloaking Device: 200 kT x 5 = 1000 kT 1 Bay Upgraded Missile Guidence System: 40 kT Bays 5/8 WEAPONS: Graviton Hellbore Anti-Proton Beam Subspace Rupture Beam Depleted Uranium Cannon Shield Depleter Conventional Missiles The Estoc:

Zomg don't demonize poor Dusty, he was only doing what was best for his character's best interests.

Oo shiny character creation template.

mmm Viconia.

Lithuania will defend Spain and Germany if they are attacked, though only on their home provinces. So that's around 300,000 Lithuanian troops.

Out and about, I pop in every now and again. ------- And my Baltic unification thingy should be done by down right Arch?

Lithuania begins frantically recruiting soldiers to defend against Germany gone mad (again) Quick! To the bunkers~!

Wait what country are you that you have 1.4trillion to throw around?

Shut your gaping crevice, Nex!

This pisses me off so much in EU3... *capture all of Transylvania* *refuses to give me 4 provinces* wat DAMN RIGHT [bleep]

Mather is pretty mule headed when it comes to negotiations in case you guys seem to have forgotten. I think once he demanded I surrender and give up half my lands when I beat him in a war.

Because she has an arm shaped like a dildo. A gigantic blue dildo.

It's Greta! The Dildo armed mage!