Wisp

I'm allergic to wasps and bees. That really sucks.

A frag grenade has a kill radius (for humans) of 15 feet, and a casualty radius of like 60. These aren't even that strong explosions, comparatively. No need to waste explosives on doing something a gun or even a spear couldn't do.

I tried it for a while, it was functional, but it couldn't stand up to an ak47 or m4. Also, for some reason I never could stand the gc36 (or whatever it's called.) I just don't like the feel of it. I think at the highest level you should be able to customize your outfit, and at various prestiges, you get special things to give more incentive. Not weapons, but maybe different outfits or paint jobs.

For people interested on humans vs zombies, http://vimeo.com/1956330 There's a 50 minute or so documentary of a goucher college game, the college that first made up HvZ. Really fun to watch. And here's the official website: http://humansvszombies.org/ For anyone who wants to try playing, and needs a nerf gun, if you're willing to invest like 50 bucks, I reccomend the following setup: Nerf longshot: Primary Nerf Maverick: Secondary Nerf Nitefinder: Long range pistol I modded my longshot by removing the air restrictors and adding another spring to more than double it' range. It's also clip fed which is nice. The maverick pistol holds six darts, is a revolver and its a pretty good sidearm The nitefinder is really easy to modify, and shoots really far with little work put into it.

What I want: Dumber helicopters. If I'm in a smokescreen, in a building, with my back barely visible, I don't want the helicopter shooting me through a window. Doesn't even make sense Reset of uav/airstrike/whatever. Too often I get like a 15 kill streak, and I can't do anything Having multiple specials available. Maybe make uav 3, air strike 7, and chopper 8 on the keyboard, because another thing I tend to do is if I have a 6 kill streak, I don't kill people because I don't want to use my airstrike. Also, you could use your own uav for the airstrike a lot easier. No more marty/last stand. Or atleast not marty. Maybe something cool like a description of how the perk works. Like for stopping power, something like "Modify your gun to shoot higher caliber bullets for more damage" or something like that. Customizable ghillie suits (different colors/textures available) Good weapon balance. Modern warfare did this well, but some guns seemed to be useless, like the mp44. Less random barricades in buildings blocking off floors. I want a city map with like 5 story buildings, that would be cool. A sniper based map. Lots of cover, grass, and maybe buildings.

This isn't fried, unfortunately.

You're my hero.

20 zombies below? Easy. Go to the longest branch that's low enough that you can land safely. Run across it away from the tree as far as you can, then jump, and role. You will have easily cleared the zombies. Then run. And, if you have a crowbar, you could bash their heads in while staying out of reach. I was playing humans vs. zombies (If you don't know how to play, this is how it works. Get like 70 people. All the humans have nerf guns/rolled up socks. One person is randomly picked (secretly, no one else is told) to be the original zombie. The OZ (original zombie) tags humans who are hiding all around a campus/town. Once a human is tagged, in an hour they put a bandanna around their head or neck, and become a zombie. If any zombie tags a human, the human will become a zombie in and hour. Humans can't kill zombies, but can shoot them with nerf guns or throw rolled up socks at them to stun them for 15 minutes. Zombies starve if they don't feed for 2 days, humans win if all the zombies starve. Zombies win when there are no more humans. Games last about a week usually. Crazy amounts of fun) Anyway, back to my story. I was in a tree, hiding, around 10 zombies were surrounding tree, no one wanted to climb up because I could easily stun them. I did the thing I said, and escaped. And if that works on 10, intelligent, RUNNING humans, it would work on zombies.

I don't watch porn. It just doesn't interest me. But, if my parents saw all the things from occasionally browsing /b/ or looking through encyclopedia dramatica, they would probably have a heart attack. Literally. So, if for some reason I already really hate my parents, sure. Then I get inheritance too.

You know what will protect you just as well as a power suit? You know what will be about 10 thousand times easier to do? You know what won't be impossible to fuel? You know what will kill an equal number of zombies? Sitting in a tree, with a rifle. It would take you months and months to build a power suit if there was no war. If you even have the technical ability to make one. Now, with war, it's not like you can go order a few washers of the right size of amazon, or go into town to by some metal sheeting. Your in a small fortified area, a house, if your lucky, as that might have some supplies, or in an area where there would be nothing. It would be impossible.

Fire can be used, if there is excess fuel, or fuel that is otherwise unusable, for burning bodies. Or if we make a trench, and have a fireproof wall (stone, or metal) around our base, and there are lots of zombies down there, we can torch them. Those are the main times we would do it. If we have a lot of growing space, lenins idea for fuel might not be terrible.

And a single "HOLY [cabbage] CHRIST MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE HELL" moment. At least for me. I wasn't expecting it, it was 3 am, it was dark. That evil dentist.

If it's all that's available, feel free to use it, but just going berserk is not the right way to do it. Maneuver yourself to an area where the zombies can only come 1 or two at a time. Like, if there are fifty million zombies coming at you, if you move into a closed area, only 1 can attack at a time. It makes them lose the advantage of numbers. Move into a room, and dispatch them one by one as they go in through the door. Hell, they may even pile up in such a way that they will impede the progress of others. Let's say you're running through the streets. Duck into a small alley where only one or two can attack at a time. Climb up onto a big rock where they can only come one by one. Same principle always. Rushing into a crowd is suicide. Strategically taking a crowd on is not. If I had a rifle, and could set up a position that would be perfect for killing them, it would be the same set up, they can only come through one narrow area. For melee combat, I personally would carry a crowbar and then a combat knife. A crowbar can bash a things skull in pretty easily, and is less likely to get stuck in it's head, and has other practical uses. Not to mention it's more durable.

I'm so used to guys that use techniques like that, at this point I don't even care that much. I used to be a lot more petty, I guess that's the right word, and hope people would break up so I could date the guy I liked. But, I learned a few facts about life that have served me well so far. It's pretty much impossible to explain though, but among other things, the only time I would ever try to break two people up is if I knew one of them was cheating, or something similar.

I have to admit, the expression on the face of the zombie in panel 2 would *almost* make it worth it.

If zombies zig zagged to throw off our aim they would be intelligent. If zombies ran, they wouldn't be zombies, they would be 'infected'. As in rage virus. If it was rage virus, then suiciding is the worst thing possible. you take out one, if any bit of it's blood gets into your body, or if it bites you, your one more infected to kill in 10 seconds. Chopping a zombie in half. Stupid. Takes too much energy, and it will still be alive to bite you. Even beheading a zombie won't kill it, you need to destroy the brain. I drew you guys a picture of someone with a bladed/ melee weapon taking aim, stabbing the zombie, freeing the weapon, and taking aim again, and about how long it would take (times are cumulative). Then below it, is someone taking aim at a zombie, and shooting it. [hide=][/hide] Thousands of zombies coming at you? don't count on it. Unless you make a [cabbage]load load of noise, or are in a city or suburbia, it's unlikely. And if we're planning on surviving, we will have guns. I could carry 2500 rounds of the ammunition we would probably be using weight wise, and if packaged right, I could carry it in a pack, and still run at full speed. If we don't have guns, we don't fight the enemy, except in certain situations. We run. If you're outside anywhere but a city, there will be trees. Climb one. if you get more than 20 feet off the ground, your safe from zombies even if they climb on eachother. That gives you time to plan an escape. Suiciding is the worst idea you can possibly have. If we have a group of five people, and 1 decides they want to be a hero, the rest of the group is crippled. Forsaking guns for melee weapons is utterly stupid. It's like the army scrapping their tanks to make clubs out of. Unless the goal is stealth, and silenced guns or ranged weapons are unavailable, melee weapons are almost useless.

Thing is, in a situation like #2, if you have enough ammunition, you probably would be ok. Again, zombies are slow. If there were 500 zombies, the closest being 100 feet away from you, it would take that one atleast a minute or more to get to you. In WWZ, the battle at hope, they have the people killing 1 per second. 10 people in a group, 1 per second, it would take under a minute to kill all the zombies. If we were using assault rifles on semi automatic, the magazines would probably hold 25-30 bullets, so we would reload once. At most it would take a minute and a half to kill all the zombies, and since wold kill the closer ones first, we would be fine. In the first situation, same thing. We have guns, they're slow. It would be easier since they would only be coming from one direction. 1 man with a rifle 20 feet from a horde could kill 5-10 times as many zombies in any amount of time as someone with a sword/machete. Think about it. To swing a machete, it takes atleast a second. Then you have to recover, and free your blade, another second or two. In that time, all the other zombies have bit and eaten you. For a gunman, all they have to do is aim.

The last one should be titled the broken barricade. Here are 3 random situations. The first one, you're at a dead end, zombies are coming at you. No escape routes. Suicide berserkers aren't going to help you here. They would just get themselves killed, and not help the group. Second one, you're surrounded. One berserker means one less person shooting the zombies. These guys are slow. If we needed to escape when surrounded, the best we could do would be to try to kill all the zombies in one specific area to make a passage, that hopefully the other zombies wouldn't fill until we escaped. Last one. Tons of zombies broke past our fortifications, there's probably a way out the back. Holding them off to protect the other survivors doesn't even make sense. It's not like they're faster than us. If we can walk at a normal human pace, we're outrunning them.

Suicide squad? Really guys? Don't be stupid. If you're fighting, believing that you're going to die, you're going to take stupid risks that you wouldn't normally take that would just get you killed, when, if you were actually fighting for survival, you would be much more effective. You don't need to go running into a crowd of zombies with a machete, pumped up on adrenaline. You would kill ten times as many with a semi-auto rifle (or assault rifle on semi) from 10 feet away, with a fraction of the risk for you. Even backed up into a corner with a shotgun you would do more damage.

So putting yourself at risk is now not badass? I think if they die, it can still be badass. Let's say there's some military squad leader in nam, he and his squad are kidnapped, and tied up. He get's through the rope with his teeth, in one bite, beats the guard to death with his left hand, while untying his squad with his right hand, then takes the guards gun, kills 50 men with the 10 bullets in the clip, then, one surviving VC throws a cooked hand grenade into the middle of his squad. He dives onto the grenade, saving the lives of his entire squad, but losing his own. That's still badass.

Steady aim, perhaps. I someone sneaks up on you, and you don't have time to aim down the scopes, that can be a lifesaver. Deep impact if you think you'll ever need it. I wish some of the level perk 2's were in 3 because perk 3 only has 1 or 2 good perks, and if it had more, I'm sure less people would use martyrdom or last stand.

Zombies lose coordination, and only walk slowly. That's how they work. Muscled zombies would be stronger (till they rotted, but that would take a long time), so if one grabbed you, it would be harder to break free. But, other than that, not much would be different.

I have about 85 updates that i never got around to download, this one included, on my ipod. I guess I'll download this now and get back to this.

An epipen holds .3 mg of epinephrine. Epinephrine (adrenaline) has a half life of 2 minutes. It'll all (or the overwhelming majority of it, beyond that it won't matter) be gone in 15 minutes.

Increased strength and reactions times, combined with a halberd/katana/axe/whatever the hell you want to use would be pretty awsome. Basically you're a berserker. I, for one, would love to be in that situation :lol: Yeah, isn't the Berserker way taking out as many as you can before they kill you? I can imagine it now. "Run, go out the back door, I can handle these!" *takes multiple adreniline shots* *Hulks out on the zombies while everyone else escapes* Can I be emergency suicide squad member? Also, if you took adreniline shots, then zombified, would a zombie have some minor adrenaline effect? Since they don't have a pulse, wouldn't it take much longer than normal to leave the effected muscle ? Who wants a berserker zombie with a bladed weaponry running at you, screaming its head off.... It doesn't affect the muscle, as I understand it. It affects the blood, which in turn affects the brain. It's all psychological, you don't physically get stronger, your mind just makes you push the limit more. You're more likely to over exert or hurt yourself if you have a lot of adrenaline. And a zombie wouldn't be affected at all. They don't feel pain or restrict themselves anyway, so adrenaline would have no effect. An epipen only lasts 15 minutes, and since your in a coma for a long time before you turn, it would be well out of your system by the time you became a zombie.