The Dark Lord

That's the point. I was playing off of "Sol" and "S.O.L. (not [cabbage] out of luck, Staff of Light :P) ".

I still find people offering 30M + for them, and I see people trading hooks for Staves of Light, and vice versa.

I just got a Staff of Light for max in the GE (offer was put in 20 minutes after the last update). :thumbup:

Literally?

Fun while it lasted, I guess. *shrug* They might as well go out with a bang, eh?

The USA launches 5000 ICBMs against Russia in real life because it doesn't like them. The USA just launched 600 ICBMs against Iraq so it could "win the war" faster. Seems perfectly realistic.... Ireland launches 700 ICBMs against England. :roll:

There will be events over the next 1-2 weeks. As a mod, I will go ahead and state that no nation will be able to intervene in this conflict. When it starts, I'll post what nations can do in order to "intervene" (if they so wish), but there will not be senseless crap like we've just had. I'll show you guys how a war is really run. It'll be more fun and interesting, too. -------------------------------------------------- I can't really post my next sentence, as it would give away the next events. Archi knows about it, and you'll have to see. ;)

Or at least just hurt him economically and make his people resent him. It doesn't mean that Turkey will cease to exist. Like I said, I will intervene if I have to. Whatever's best for the thread.

I am going to go ahead and state this. If there are anymore idiotic things such as what just happened, the events will be ignored. We can do without one person, but we can't do without everyone. I'm even considering intervening with the recent events in order to reach a mutual conclusion.

I lold irl The only problem is that you would have to constantly visit the Makeover Mage whenever you wanted to train....

I'm the Senior Mod, remember. ;) All I have to do is write it into the rules that no one can use a weapon of mass destruction.

To be honest, a bacon bomb would probably do much more damage to Turkey.

It won't go into space. ;)

You could sell it 2m above the GE price. People also trade for valued commodities, such as pirate hooks (which have a 25 million street price), but that would have no use to you. I'll buy it if you're selling. ;)

Yes, our word is final on this matter.

The Security Council is voting on further sanctions against Turkey.

War's only "mutually assured destruction" when both sides are retarded. Most nations just go to war, give each other a few lumps, then declare peace. The UN places sanctions against Turkey for its careless use of ICBMs in order to attack Japan, which resulted in negligent homicide of over 3 million civilians. Some nations propose that the leader of Turkey should be extradited and tried in World Court for crimes against humanity. Likewise, the UN is also angry at Japan because it is, in a way, the instigator of its conflict. The United Nations has declared that Japan needs to stop its growth and build a stable empire. If it continues its senseless imperialism, Japan will be expelled from the Security Council.

Maybe it'll be like Starship Troopers where we can wear this really awesome mech-suit, fly in spaceships, and fight giant bugs on other planets! Guns in RuneScape, please? NUKES?! YES, PLEASE, KIND SIRS! We already got Tremorz!

Perhaps the story has had a correction? Probably. I just copied and pasted my quotation from the site itself, minus some captions.

Better hope it doesn't go that high.

Senator Wilkins was found murdered. The FBI have traced the murder to Richard Peters, a militant conspiracy theorist. Peters plead guilty in court and was sentenced to death by lethal injection. Wilkins' funeral had a huge turnout due to the senator's huge popularity among Americans. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkLXOWimMY8 Senator Jenkins broke into tears in the Senate over the loss of his friend. A short period of mourning will take place, and Congress will not meet again for 2 weeks.

lolwut. There will be more staffs now that Duradel has a rare chance of assigning ice wyrms. Ahh. My friend that told me about it must have misunderstood it. Kuradel and Duradel are very similar, I suppose.

I heard they made the Staff of Light rarer since you get less strykewyrm tasks now. Way to go.... They just farced up the entire market because of how items are used as bargaining chips to buy the new items now. Hopefully there will be a new update tomorrow that I can actually enjoy. =\

How common are the Royal items? I hope this crashes in a few weeks.