deathgliger

Total dragons killed: 500 - Visage drops: 0 - Drop rate: Black dragons killed: 500 - Visage drops: 0 - Drop rate: Iron dragons killed: 0 - Visage drops: 0 - Drop rate: Steel dragons killed: 0 - Visage drops: 0 - Drop rate: Skeletal wyverns killed: 0 - Visage drops: 0 - Drop rate:

Last words (probably not funny but here goes lol): Here lies Deathgliger, who discovered that it's not a good idea to try and high alch yourself for money. Here lies Deathgliger who decided that Saradomin Strike was no match for his Dharok Set. Here lies Deathgliger, who decided that he should try and save the elephants in ardougne zoo. Here lies Deathgliger, who decided that a Poison Chalice tasted better than 4% Guiness Lager. Here lies Deathgliger, who thought that he could swallow a Rune Longsword whole during the Varrock Talent Show." oh yeh and one more ^^: Here lies Deathgliger, who'se agility was so low that he even failed to jump the wildy ditch.

the first time i died was when i went lesser training at lvl 50, ive missed tht free green phat that i got off a m8 for free since then and i always vowed revenge on that demon till lvl 85, when i went and pwnt itwith a whip he he, stupid demons... :twisted: P.S Unfortunately whilst searching the contents of it's stomach i found a soaking partyhat that was now un sellable, so i threw it away... I hate demons!

hell yeah, course ive been scammed... one guy whos been on my ignore ever since the dawn of time... anyway, we knew each other irl and classic, and when rs2 began we had the chance to put our items on, me being rich enough, i put like 5 h'ween sets on and a few partyhat sets (mostly blue). Anyway, him being so poor yet so sofisticatidely cunning, as are most of my friends, asked if he could try on a phat and h'ween set. Me, being as noob as i was on rs2, actually allowed him. he logged and ignored me on like, 5 of his accounts... -_- He never went back to the same school after that... The funny thing is i bumped into him a couple o' days ago, in the wildy, and he ran before i could get my m8 to tele-block him... haven't seen him since lol. after that scam i didn't ever lend out one more item till my other m8 came along and i gave him all the rest of my stuff, then quit for about a year after the RS2 3'D update, not knowing that i would return and reak havoc on anyone who gave Ipwn2154 a bad name (my old acc, got banned from a haxxer) and that's when i created deathgliger bout 4 years back.

u get a toilet to put it in and a note saying "don't u ever wii on the carpet again!" *inserts something nice*

Granted... But u get the bomb and it explodes in ur face... As you lie motionless on ur face everyone laughs at you and says: what an idiot, good thing i'm not as dumb as him! I wish that my wish didn't backfire

I think that the meaning of "completing the game" would be to have all items, max cash, all quests, max exp in all stats, max level, and be top of the highscores list for atleast 1 year. however, this now becomes impossible due to how many updates jagex are making, up to 5 a week, (though normally 1 or 2 a week), which means they update up to 20 times a month. Plus there is no point trying because (1): chances are u won't ever beat zezima, not even in ur dreams, and (2): when u have done all quests theres always like 2 more made during the month.

... you all make me so jealous! :cry: :evil:

Granted, but Bill Gates gets raped by one and catches HIV, then you get tortured by those homosexuals for no reason. I wish that i could have 1bil and every item in the game and you could not corrupt it!

you get punched in the face and blown to smithereens with a bazooka *inserts 100 coins*

yea i thought about that...

good luck dude \ oh yea and by the way, the pic updates itself when u log out.

soz it's my first post

nice idea, i would love that, plus i would also like it if u could take off their heads and play football with it! :mrgreen:

my story is about the god war and new quest, well here goes! :-$ oh yea and i will lay out some suggested runescape music peices that u could listen to whilst playing runescape and reading this! p.s, the tunes will be put in bold. (chain of command) commander pkmaster0036 entered the room, where master deathgliger was awaiting him.( :pray: ) "what are your orders sir?" asked pkmaster. "saradomin tells me of zamoraks new threat, and that we must seek it out and destroy it". "where should we go? i have just recieved news about it, and i am sending my 2 best men on it as we speak". meanwhile, his best men were on their way to the destination, and great peril they did encounter, they were about to meet worse. (iban) a huge black dragon stepped in front of them, blocking the entrance with it's huge muscular body. "not again" says one, as he drew out his whip in a failed attempt to scare it off. the other drew out his magic bow and started rapidly firing at the monster, and soon, both of them were slowly but certainly destroying the dragon. after it had been slayed, they entered the cave. (grip of the talon) to meet 3 enormous black dragon heads! the ranger pulled out his bow and started to set it up, but soon realised a huge dragon foot was headed for him! all the other could hear was the cruching of his bones underfoot the dragon. she pulled out her whip, frantically beating the dragon with it, and later lay a huge corpse. she rushed back to master deathgliger and told him about it. he decided to take a balloon flight to varrok, for he was too far away. (floating free) he soared across the sky, taking in it's beauty, and soon enough, too soon, he landed. to some surprise, the zamorokian master had been waiting for him! the zammy leader ran to kharid, where the final battle between good and evil would begin, this battle would decide over peace, or chaos. this battle, had begun. (attack 4/dance of the undead) deathgliger drew out his whip, and started with a simple energy drain, to make sure he didnt run from battle. the zamorokian struck a deadly blow with a flames of zamorak, but deathgliger fought on. they fought and fought, until the zamorak leader struck the final blow... as the zamorokian leader slowly walked away, the saradominist called out in agony ( :boohoo: ) "you will not get away with this"! many rushed in aid of him, especially his girlfreind( :3> ), and he told her a few words, and the pain caught ahead and took away his life. (dunjun) he died in her arms and she weeped over his body( :cry: :cry: ), and asked a preist to give him a proper burial. everyone said their goodbyes and he was lowered into a pit, never to be seen again. that's what zamorak thought...

he has a point :D , i like the sound of the idea, but wat about all those guys that annoy u while u try to talk and those noobs that ask for free things. .. it just gets annoyin after a while... it is a gd idea tho :lol:

i think it's because u just press the wrong buttons :lol: :lol: