if Disney characters were addicted to RS... (Snow White)

May 3, 200719 yr

I made this thread as a supplement to this one. I got bored and decided to convert some movie scripts so to RuneScape versions. However, Disney films tend to have more simple scripts, so I used Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. I removed a lot of less relevant text from the original script, as people tend to get turned off by large posts. The original script didn't have so much detail, so I added some myself.

[in the Queen's dungeon]

Queen: Slave in the magic mirror, come from the farthest place

Queen: Through wind and darkness I summon thee

Mirror: Welcome to the magic mirror scrying service.

Mirror: How may I help you?

Queen: Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

Mirror: Famed is thy beauty, majesty.

Mirror: But hold, a lovely maid I see.

Mirror: Rags cannot hide her gentle grace.

Mirror: Alas, she is more fair than thee.

Queen: Alas for her. Name?

Mirror: Lips red as the rose. Hair black as ebony. Skin white as snow.

Queen: Snow White!

Queen [to her guards]: Anyone interested in bounty hunting?

[a level-60 guard comes forward]

Guard: Yeah, me.

Queen: All right, I want you to pk someone named "Snow White"

Queen: She's only lvl 18

Queen: Bring me her heart and I'll give you a few mil

Queen: Not to mention tons of herbs and pots

Guard: That means I'll have to get her to lvl 42 wildy tho

Guard: How would I get her to go there?

Queen: Lol, use ur luring skills. She's probably quite gullible!

Queen: Take her far into the forest. Find some secluded glade

Queen: Where she could pick some white berries

Guard: Yea?

Queen: And there, my faithful hunter, you'll pk her!

Guard: But, your majesty, she's only a little noob princess!

Queen: Shut up! Do you want the rewards or no?

Guard: Erm, yes.

Queen: Just to be safe, put her heart...

[the Queen gives a velvet box to the guard]

Queen: In this.

[scene with Snow White singing in the forest]

[snow White sings about a dream prince]

[a bird lands on her finger]

Snow White: Hello there. What's the matter? Where's your mama and papa?

Snow White: Why, I believe you're lost.

[bird chirps]

Snow White: Oh, plz don't cry!

[bird chrips]

Snow White: C'mon, lighten up. Why won't you smile for me?

Snow White: Lol. That's better :)

Snow White: Your mama and papa can't be far

[bird chirps]

Snow White: There they are, can you fly?

Snow White: Cya!

[the guard notices Snow White singing in the forest]

Guard: Hey lvl 18

Snow White: Err, hi!

Guard: What are you doing out here? Lol

Snow White: Um, looking for herbs, berries, and flowers

Guard: Aha, I know a good place where many berries spawn

Guard: I can show you where it is if you want

Snow White: Sure, that'd be great!

Guard: Ok, follow me

[the guard starts to lead Snow White into the deep Wilderness]

Snow White: Oh noes! I don't like the Wildy!

Guard: Don't worry, I'll protect you

Guard: I won't bs you either, I promise :)

Snow White: Kk

[the guard leads Snow White to level 42 Wilderness]

Guard: Here we are

[the guard activates his magic short bow special attack but can't bear to attack Snow White]

Guard: Omg! I can't! I can't do it! Plz don't report me!

Guard: Plz forgive me, ur highness. Plz don't report me! Plz!!

Snow White: I don't understand

Guard: She's mad! Jealous of u! She'll stop at nothing!

Snow White: Who?

Guard: The queen!

Snow White: The queen?

Guard: Run away! Hide! Just go some place!

Guard: Don't let anyone find you!

Guard: To leave the wildy just go south

Guard: If you see any white dots, just log out and switch worlds!

[snow White runs away, crying]

[meanwhile, the guard goes to kill a black unicorn instead]

Snow White: Oh plz, don't run away. I won't hurt you

Snow White: I'm so sry, I didn't mean to hurt u

[birds twitter]

Snow White: O, you sing a song!

[birds twitter]

[snow White starts singing]

[some time later]

Snow White [to animals]: I really feel quite happy now.

Snow White: I'm sure I'll get along somehow

Snow White: Everything's gonna be all right

Snow White: But I do need a place to sleep. Lol

Snow White: I can't sleep in the ground like you

Snow White: Or in a tree the way you do.

Snow White: Maybe you know somewhere I can stay, tho?

[birds twitter]

Snow White: You do?

[birds twitter]

Snow White: Will you take me there?

[the animals lead Snow White to the dwarfs' cabin]

Snow White [knocking]: Hello? Can I see what your house looks like?

[although Snow White is only level 15 thieving, she is able to pick the lock on the portal]

Snow White: Shh. Aww, what a cute little chair!

Snow White: Why, there's seven little chairs. Must be seven newbies that live here

Snow White: Untidy ones, too

[snow White looks around the house]

Snow White: And look, cobwebs everywhere!

Snow White: Why, they've never swept this room. You'd tihnkt heir mom would

Snow White: Maybe they're orphans. That's too bad :(

Snow White: I've got an idea. We'll help them clean up and leave a nice little surprise ;)

[snow White, with the aid of the animals, starts cleaning up the house]

[the dwarfs are working in the mines]

Happy: W00t! Lvl 88 mining!

Doc: Grats!

Grumpy: Pfft, nothing special :P

Bashful: Lol, congrats

Dopey: Aw, only 79 here :(

Doc: I'm almost 93 :)

[some time later]

Happy: Hey guys how much stuff we have?

Doc: Hmm, let's see...

Doc: About 1.2m coal, 7.3k saphs, 3.6k emeralds, 2k rubies, and 400 diamonds

Happy: Holy moly! We could make a killin' with that!

Sleepy: Pfft, let's hit the forums tomorrow.

Sleepy: We'll have enough to get doc to lvl 99 construction

Sleepy: Not to mention a pos

Doc: Pos?

Sleepy [yawning]: Player owned skycraper

Doc: Hell yea!

Sneezy: We should smelt them and then sell the bars

Sneezy: We make more money that way, not to mention the exp

Doc: Good idea! I'm almost lvl 99 smith :)

Happy: How far to go?

Doc: About 370k

Happy: W00t!

[back at the dwarfs' house]

[meanwhile, Snow White wanders upstairs where she becomes tired and sleeps in the dwarfs' beds]

[the dwarfs return home from mining]

Doc: Look! The light's lit! Someone - or something - is in our house!

All dwarfs: Holy Leeroy Jenkins! Something's in there indeed!

All dwarfs: Maybe a ghost. Or a goblin. A lesser demon. Or a black dragon.

All dwarfs: Holy Leeroy Jenkins!

Grumpy: How the hell can someone enter our house while we're not home?

Happy: Bug abuse?

Bashful: Hax!

All dwarfs: What do we do?

Doc: I'll go report this to Jagex. You guys get armed.

Dopey: Shh!

Happy: We should talk in private, just to be safe

Dopey: Yea, good idea

Doc [clan chat]: Careful, ppl, check everything

Doc [clan chat]: What the heck? Someone's washed the table!

Grumpy [clan chat]: Chair's been dusted

Happy [clan chat]: Windows been washed as well

Bashful [clan chat]: Cobwebs gone?

Doc [clan chat]: Wth? This whole place is clean?

Grumpy [clan chat]: Odd

Sneezy [clan chat]: Sink's empty. Some1 stole our dishes!

Happy [clan chat]: They ain't stole. They're in da cupboard

Doc [clan chat]: Someone check if our ores and gems are still there

Happy [clan chat]: They are. Thank goodness for bank pins

Happy [clan chat]: Somethin's cooking. Smells good

Grumpy [clan chat]: Don't touch it, u fr00bs! It's prolly poison

Grumpy [clan chat]: Quiet, you j00bs. Trying to get us killed, eh?

Happy [clan chat]: What was that?

Grumpy [clan chat]: Sounded close.

Doc [clan chat]: It's up there

Bashful [clan chat]: Yea, in the bedroom

Grumpy [clan chat]: Let's att it while it's sleeping

All dwarfs [clan chat]: Yeah, while it's sleeping

Doc [clan chat]: Hurry men, it's now or never

[the dwarfs debate on what attack styles the "monster" might use]

Various dwarfs [clan chat]: Holy Leeroy Jenkins. It's a very large monster

Various dwarfs [clan chat]: It prolly covers a 3x3 space

Doc [clan chat]: Let's just cut the chatter and att

Happy [clan chat]: Which end do we attack?

Doc [clan chat]: Bring super sets and pray pots just in case

[Doc wields a granite maul]

[Happy and Bashful wield their rune picks]

[Dopey takes out his dragon dagger (p++)]

[sneezy takes out his dragon battle axe]

Happy [clan chat]: What is it?

[the dwarfs remove the bed sheets and discover Snow White]

Doc: Why, i-it's a girl!

Sneezy: She's mighty pretty

Doc: Shh! Not so loud! Don't let her wake up!

Happy: Too late. She's waking up.

Sneezy: Oh noes!

Doc: Hide!

Snow White: Oh dear! I wonder if the children -

Snow White: Oh, you're little men! How do you do?

Grumpy: W tf are you doing in our house?

Snow White: Oh, you can talk! I'm so glad!

[to the surprise of the dwarfs, Snow White names them corectly]

Doc: Now you know our names, why don;t you identify yourself?

Snow White: Oh, how silly of me. I'm snow white.

All dwarfs: Omg snow white? Teh princess?

Snow White: Yea

[the dwarfs start arguing what to do]

Grumpy: Lol, shut it. Someone expel her from the house!

Snow White: Plz, don't send me away. Plz! If you do, she'll kill me!

All dwarfs: Kill you?

Various dwarves: Kill you? Who?

Snow White: My stepmother, the queen.

All dwarfs: The queen! She's wicked!

Happy: She's bad

Sneezy: She's mighty mean

Grumpy: And she's a lurer, too

Snow White: But she doesn't know where I am

Snow White: She'll never find me here

Snow White: And if you let me stay I'll keep the house for you

Snow White: I'll craft and mine and smith and cook -

All dwarfs: Cook?

Doc: Can ya make parden gies?

Grumpy and Sneezy: Garden pies, silly!

Doc: Ah yes. Garden pies.

Snow White: Yes. And fish pies. And admiral pies and redberry pies.

All dwarfs: Redberry pies? She stays!

Grumpy: Ah! Curry!

All dwarfs: Sw00t!

All dwarfs: Pwnage!

Snow White: Um, hold on. You'll need to wash up first

[after a long time of arguing and a hard time getting Grumpy to wash, they are done]

Snow White: Supper!

Doc: Supper!

All dwarfs: Food! W000000t!

Grumpy: Hah!

Happy: Mmmm, meat pies and kebabs

Dopey: Someone mind passing me an asgarnian ale?

Doc: Axeman's folly for me, plz

[at Queen's dungeon]

Queen: Magic mirror on the all, who now is the fairest one of all?

Mirror: Over the seven jeweled hills, beyond the seventh wall,

Mirror: In the cottage of the seven dwarfs,

Mirror: Dwells Snow White, fairest one of all.

Queen: W tf? Impossible!

Queen: Snow white lies dead in the forest

Queen: Here's her heart, see?

Mirror: Lol, you got scammed by the lvl 60

Mirror: It's actually a unicorn's heart

Queen: Darn it, stupid bser

Queen: I'll go kill her myself!

[the Queen makes a potion which transforms her into an old woman]

Queen: And now a special sort of death for one so fair

Queen: Ah! A poisoned apple! Sleeping death.

Queen: One taste of the poisoned apple and the victim will be pwned.

[snow White and the dwarfs are about to go to sleep]

[snow White is worried about the dwarfs]

Doc: Now, don't you worry about us.

Happy: We'll be all right.

Doc: Go right on up, my dear.

Snow White: Well, if you insist. 'Night.

All dwarfs: Well, night princess.

Snow White: Well, plesant dreams.

All dwarfs: Pleasnt dreams.

[the dwarfs eventually sleep]

[at the Queen's dungeon]

Queen: Dip the apple in the brew

Queen: Let the sleeping death seep through

[the Queen dips the apple into the cauldron]

Queen: Whoa, lvl 90 herby! Didn't see that one coming lol

Queen: But wait! There may be an antidote. Nothing must be overlooked.

Queen: Ah! The victim of the sleeping death can only be revived by

Queen: Love's first kiss...

Queen: Or a kwuarm-based poison cure.

Queen: Love's first kiss, eh? Lmao! The dwarfs will think she's dead

Queen: And bury her alive! Lolol! Pwned

Queen: And kwuarm? I doub't they'll even know what that is

[at the dwarfs' home]

[the dwarfs go to work but leave Snow White at home]

Doc: Now, don't forget, the queen is full of witchcraft.

Doc: And don't step into the wildy without a good reason!

Snow White: Don't worry, I'll be fine.

Sneezy: And don't forget, be careful!

Snow White: Cya

Doc: Eh, I'm sure she'll be fine.

Snow White: L8rz!

Grumpy: And don't let anyone in!

Snow White: Ok, cya for real, lol

[snow White is singing about her dream prince again when the Queen comes to the cabin]

Queen: All alone, my pet?

Snow White: Why yes, but -

Queen: The... little men are not here?

Snow White: No, they're not, but - yea.

Queen: Makin' pies?

Snow White: Yep, garden pies

Queen: You know, ppl love pies with apple in them

Snow White: Oh, they do look good

Queen: Just wait till you taste one! Want a sample?

Snow White: Hmm?

Queen: Here, have a bite

[birds try to attack the Queen]

Snow White: Stop it, stop it. GO away, go away.

Snow White: Shame on you, frightening a poor old lady.

Snow White: I thought I lost it, I'm so sry.

Queen: Omg my heart! My poor heart!

Queen: Take me into the house and let me rest. Some water, plz.

[the dwarfs are on the way home, singing]

[birds try to alert the dwarfs]

Doc: Hey, look!

Various dwarfs: Stop that! Get away, get away. Shoo!

Grumpy: Gtf o!

Doc: Wt f is with these birds? Did they smoke too much avantoe or something?

Sneezy: They're insane!

[at the house]

Queen: And because you've been so good to poor old granny

Queen: I'll share a secret with you

Queen: This is no ordinary apple, but a stat-boosting apple

Snow White: A stat-boosting apple?

Queen: One bite and you will gain great exp in a skill of your desire

Snow White: O rly?

Queen: Ya rly!

Various dwarfs: St00pid birds. **** off!

Grumpy: THis ain't natural. Something's wrong.

Sleepy: Maybe the queen got snow white.

Doc: The queen!

All dwarfs: Snow white! Teh noes!

Grumpy: The queen will pwn her! We gotta save her!

Doc: Ya, we gotta save her!

Happy and Doc: What do we do?

Bashful: We should really buy some house tele tabs the next time

Grumpy: Every1 set run mode on

Doc: Wait!

Queen: There must be some skill you'd like to advance

Queen: Perhaps a skill you train a lot?

Snow White: Well, there is one

Queen: Right. Old granny know's a young girl's heart.

Queen: Now make a wish

Snow White: I wish...

Queen: That's it. Go on.

Snow White: That I was a better cook!

Queen: Good, good! Now take a bite!

Snow White: Oh, I feel strange?

Queen: Her breath will still.

Snow White: Oh

Queen: Her blood congeal

Snow White: Oh.

Queen: Now I'll be fairest in the land! Lawl!

Grumpy: Hurry, there she goes! After her!

[the dwarfs discover that Snow White is unconscious and place her in a glass coffin, which Doc made with his construction skill]

[the dwarfs chase the Queen and corner her on a precipice]

Queen: I'm trapped. What will I do? I'll fix ya! I'll crush your bones!

[the Queen tries to crush the dwarves with a boulder]

Doc: Brace yourselves!

[Doc pulls out a Saradomin staff and casts Saradomin strike, causing the precipice to give way, and the evil Queen falls to her death]

Doc: Phew! That was close!

All dwarfs: What the heck? We never knew you could cast sara strike!

Doc: Well, you see, I did mage arena ages ago.

Doc: My sara staff was just gathering dust lol

[in the woods, after several months]

[the dwarfs notice a prince next to the glass coffin]

Prince: So what happened to this lovely lady?

Doc: Apparently, she was the victim of deliberate food poisoning

Doc: Done by some wicked queen

Doc: She was so nice to us :(

Prince: Perhaps she's just unconscious, not dead

Prince: Some say that sleeping spells can be broken by a kiss

Dopey: Well, it's worth a try, lol

Sleepy: Yea, I'd so go for it

Bashful: All right, everyone cross their fingers

[Doc unlocks the coffin and the prince kisses Snow White]

[snow White slowly awakens]

Bashful: Omg you did it!

Sleepy: Omg miracle!

Grumpy: Hax!

Doc: 0mg h4x!

Snow White: Prince be my bf?

Snow White: I won't beg for stuff I promise :)

Prince: Sure, of course!

Pkuded4free: Lol get a life

[snow White and the prince agree to marry, which means that Snow White will have to leave]

Snow White: Cya everyone! Cya Doc

Doc: Aww, this stinks. :(

Snow White: Cya Sneezy! Cya Bashful!

Happy: Aww, this is sad

Snow White: Don't worry, I'll keep you all added :)

Sneezy: Would you mind sharing your recipes?

Snow White: Sure, but you still need the cooking lvl

Doc: I say we make Happy train his cooking while the rest of us mine

[The royal couple now live happily ever after.]

[epilogue]

This is an additional section that I added. It was not part of the original storyline.

[The dwarfs, Snow White, and Prince Charming are at anvils]

Bashful: How much to go, doc?

Doc: 5k exp!

Dopey: W00t! Almost there!

Snow White: Wow

[Doc goes to bank to get a full load of rune bars]

Doc: 3k!

Snow White: Mind if I get some friends over?

Doc: Sure!

Sneezy: Of course!

Doc: 2k!

[Cinderella and some other people arrive]

Happy: Go for the 99, doc! You're almost there!

Doc: 1.1k. Five more rune kites to smith

Cinderella: Wow, 99 smithing? That's more work than I've ever done in my life!

[Doc smiths a rune kite]

[Prince Philip and Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty), and some others arrive]

Philip: If I ever need more swords to fight dragons

Philip: I'll know who to ask :)

Doc: Xd

Snow White: Funny thing, aurora's called sleeping beauty

Snow White: Tho I slept for longer lol

Aurora: Lmao

Cinderella: Yea lol

\m/Xxn00bl3txx: Lol

[Doc smiths a rune kite]

Sleepy: Yea lol

Sleepy: I haven't even done dragon slayer lol

[Aladdin, Jasmine, Belle, and Prince Adam (The Beast, post-transformation), and more people arrive]

Dopey: Pfft, the server's gonna crash right b4 you smith that last one

Doc: I sure hope not! Lol

Happy: Lol maybe you'll realize you misread your exp

Happy: And that you still have 1m to go

Happy: Lol

[Doc smiths a rune kite]

Doc: Lol!

Aurora: Lol

Cinderella: Lmao!

Grumpy: That would be hilarious

Jasmine: So what you gonna do with those rune kites?

Doc: Prolly alch them

Adam: You should give me one lol. I love collecting armory

Belle: Pfft, Adam's obsessed with that knight stuff

[Doc smiths a rune kite]

Bashful: Lol

Doc: One more to go!

Aurora: W00t!

Belle: Go doc!

Happy: Shut up and smith it lol

Grumpy: Lol

Doc: Ready?

All characters: Yea

[Doc smiths a rune kite and reaches level 99 smithing]

\m/Xxn00bl3txx: Grats doc on 99 smithing! - Xxn00bl3txx

Sneezy: Grats doc on 99 smith!!

Prince: Grats! I'll never get 99 smith :(

Philip: Grats on lvl 99 hammering metal bars into sharp objects!

X_Acanthus_X: Grats on 99 smithing, welcome to da club

Ultra_Pker: Congrats

Z3z1m4f4nb01: Fr33 st00f pl0x

Aurora: W0000t grats on 99 smithing! ---- Aurora

Grumpy: Pfft 99 smithing noob

Belle: W00t grats on 99 smith!

C0wz_G0_Mo0: Grats on 99

Booogie_Boyy: Wow awesome

Jasmine: Grats on lvl 99 smithing! Full rune ftw

Dopey: Liek 0mg a 99 smither

Adam: Emote pl0x

Aladdin: Emote emote emote emote emote emote!!!1111shift!!111

Doc: Thx everyone :)

Dj_Dawg: Look, jagex blocks ur pass typed backwards! **********

Cinderella: Omg grats on the lvl!

\m/Xxn00bl3txx: Owned! By rs mods. Silly pass scammers

Happy: Grats on lvl 2 smithing!

Mikeg23: Doc can i have free bars plz

Lv_3_Skillah: Doc do u smith things for free?

Aurora: Now go for 200m lol

Dark__Lord_Z: Free armer trimming

Philip: Your 99 smithing can pwn mine at any day

\m/Xxn00bl3txx: Not another scammer :\

Philip: What's with these dumb scammers?

C0wz_G0_Mo0: Ya lol, stupid scamming noobs

Doc: 200m? Not anyone soon lol

Doc: Will prolly go for 99 mining next (98 now)

ARENAscape:

Baratus [AS] max hit: 166 with Moon Battle Hammer

ixfd64 [AS] max hit: 116 with (untitled spell #2)

May 3, 200719 yr

Hehe that's some creative writing, nice work.

May 3, 200719 yr

lmao :lol:

May 3, 200719 yr

Wooooo!! Sora, Donald and Goofy FTW!!!

Best Disney Char's ever....especially Monocrome Mickey

Popoto.~<3

May 3, 200719 yr

I didn't read it all, but altleast half of it. It's great, and VERY funny!

Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak

May 3, 200719 yr

ROFLLMAO! :lol:

Best moments :P

Guard: Run away! Hide! Just go some place!

Guard: Don't let anyone find you!

Guard: To leave the wildy just go south

Guard: If you see any white dots, just log out and switch worlds!

Queen: W tf? Impossible!

Queen: Snow white lies dead in the forest

Queen: Here's her heart, see?

Mirror: Lol, you got scammed by the lvl 60

Mirror: It's actually a unicorn's heart