Press the button game!

[Clay_More12]

I press the button, but gives me Chicken Pox! #-o

 

 

 

You see a "Slow" Button

[ProtoGuy]

I help him along to get back up to speed.

 

 

 

"Push me"

 

-- :twss: --

[Psycho_Robot]

I press it and some hidden compartments open up

 

 

 

:mrgreen: :twss: :mrgreen:

 

 

 

The waves of joy radiate over the entire TIF, turning spammers into contributors, flamers into debaters, and haters into hats.

 

 

 

You press a button shaped like a needle pointing outwards

[Cynic]

It turns out that the needle-shaped button isn't actually a button, but a real needle. The needle goes through your finger, and the tip curls, so that you can't get it out.

 

 

 

I press a button with a picture of a kitten on it.

[Goonstalf]

It was the button that launches the Kitten Cannon. When you press it, a kitten is automatically loaded into the world's largest cannon along with enough gun powder to blow up the moon. After a few seconds of trajectory calculation the cannon fires the kitten at a fraction of the speed of light straight into the sun.

 

 

 

You see a button with the word "Frumple" on it.

[ProtoGuy]

Nothing happens because FRUMPLE ISN"T A WORD.

 

So you push a different one that says frumple, but this one is purple.

[Cynic]

You are drowned in a 6-foot deep pool of purple paint.

 

 

 

I press a button with a picture of an innocent blueberry muffin on it.

[Psycho_Robot]

You receive a blueberry muffin. Who says the buttons can't ever be nice? ;)

 

 

 

I press a button with a picture of a button on it

[Cynic]

You suddenly sprout buttons all over your body. Yay for you.

 

 

 

I press a taupe button that has a diameter of about 5 inches.

[RuneAge]

You are slaughtered by a tape measure.

 

 

 

I press a button with a clock face on it.

[Psycho_Robot]

An announcement for the current date and time is played over the intercom system.

 

 

 

I press a "Submit" button. Like right now.

[Cynic]

Excellent! You accept the fact that you have sold your soul to the devil. You are now eternally enslaved.

 

 

 

I press a button with a picture of a raindrop on it.

[Goonstalf]

It rains.

 

 

 

You see a button that says "If you press this, a kitten will drown in a bucket of milk"

[Lielac]

I poke it.

 

 

 

You see a button saying 'if you press this the previous button's effects will be undone.'

[ProtoGuy]

It rick rolls new york.

 

 

 

[John Halo Chief]

it causes thousands of surfer dudes to come out and take part in an epic battle between them and the biggest wave ever.

 

A button with an LED timer on it.

[Goonstalf]

You press it. Oops, turns out it was actually your oven timer, now you feel like an idiot.

 

 

 

You see a button with a picture of a sandwich on it.

[Death]

You get a button sandwich...a very pointy button sandwich...that happens to be on fire...and the buttons are poisoned too.

 

 

 

You see a button that looks like this: :twss:

[John Halo Chief]

it makes a huge speaker pop out that repeatedly says "That's what she said."

 

You see a button that has a picture of Billy Mays on it.

[Death]

Billy Mays appears behind you and displays the killing power of oxygen by killing you with a sword made out of Mighty Putty.

 

 

 

Not my joke, "Last Place Comics"

 

 

 

You see a button that has a suspicious line of text reading "Danger, a bomb will go off if you press this!"

[ProtoGuy]

I get a cookie instead. Then Bomberman shows up about 20 feet away and blows up.

 

You see a button that says Light Override

[Psycho_Robot]

A shaft of pure LIGHT appears OVER your head. You grab onto it and RIDE it to a distant galaxy

 

 

 

In that distant galaxy you find a button with a label written in an incomprehensible language

[Death]

The button teleports you back to the original location.

 

 

 

You see a button labeled "The Game".

[Agent1777]

The button makes you lose the game.

 

 

 

You see a small red button under the desk.

[Tim_Finch]

You press it, and a small red button appears on top of the desk.

 

 

 

You see a small red button on top of the desk.