scootlaboot Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 It does nothing and makes you feel empty inside. You see a button in the shape of a drunken gay guy eying you from across the bar. If you choose your beliefs/lifestyle simply based on what your parents want, then you are a weak minded individual and are not even worthy of calling yourself a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 You press it and immediately pass out. 12 hours later you wake up...and your butt hurts :uhh: I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 You press a button shaped like a guy forgetting something important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bini Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 And the guy suddenly remmebers what it was. You see button shaped like the head of George W Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 before someone makes fun of him, you press the button and he says that he's done a better job then Obama. (true) you see a button with rockets on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 The rockets launch at all noobs who still think Bush>Obama (including you probably) I press a pink button [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 people supporting breast cancer pop up and run 3 miles. you see a button with a rope you have to burn. Obama sucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 You press it and you realize that its not really a button at all. You light it on fire. The rope burns slowly and is used to tell time. You press a shiny red hemispherical button. The following is not a criticism nor is it an attempt to start an argument; rather it is a well-intentioned plea to garner more information in regards to your opinion and to possibly engage in a poignant albeit tiny debate: Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Half the world falls off. You see a button that says OT. I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Some glass shoves itself down your throat. You see a button with a picture of me, next to a piece of cheese. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 You press it and 'who am i' bludgeons you to death with a sock filled with marbles. You see a button that looks like a button, but you're not sure. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 The sun in your sig pops out and burns you to ashes. Your ashes fall on a button with a hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 You press the button and quickly learn how to tell a hose apart from a poisonous snake. You smell an invisible button. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 You press where you think it is based on your sense of smell and nothing happens. Or so you think until you reach to press a different button and can't see your hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toki_Hakurei Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 WRYYYYYY! I shoot a button that has pretty ponies on it. Click the "Signed in as..." go to Manage ignored users, copy paste Toki_Hakurei.I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 The bullet ricochets off the button leaving a mark makeing one of the ponies look like a unicorn. Charlie the Unicorn then proceeds to come out of nowhere and take your kidney. I press a button with a picture of a gold coin on it. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 You press the button and a leprechaun appears next to you. This one: You see a button that smells like strawberries. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 You see a chair and decide to sit down for a moment. You feel like you sat one something squishy, and can smell strawberries, but when you get up you don't see anything. A cold feeling down your thighs tell all. You see a button that has a camel on it. I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 A camel comes out of nowhere and spits on your face before its owner, a rich oil tycoon, makes you drink a can of oil. The button made of silly putty. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 It bounces away before you can press it, you feel a small feeling of emptiness not having pushed the button. You see a button labeled "?" I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 You get trapped in a reeeaally tiny box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest User Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 You get trapped in a reeeaally tiny box. ... and wonder where all the buttons have gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 You press the nonexistent button and surprisingly enough, nothing happens. You see a button with a picture of a velociprator on it. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 You get teleported to Jurassic Park where you are eaten by velociraptors. The button shaped like a frisbee. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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