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It does nothing and makes you feel empty inside.

 

 

 

You see a button in the shape of a drunken gay guy eying you from across the bar.

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If you choose your beliefs/lifestyle simply based on what your parents want, then you are a weak minded individual and are not even worthy of calling yourself a person.

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The rockets launch at all noobs who still think Bush>Obama

 

(including you probably)

 

 

 

I press a pink button

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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You press it and you realize that its not really a button at all. You light it on fire. The rope burns slowly and is used to tell time.

 

You press a shiny red hemispherical button.

 

The following is not a criticism nor is it an attempt to start an argument; rather it is a well-intentioned plea to garner more information in regards to your opinion and to possibly engage in a poignant albeit tiny debate: Why?

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Some glass shoves itself down your throat.

 

 

 

You see a button with a picture of me, next to a piece of cheese.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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You press it and 'who am i' bludgeons you to death with a sock filled with marbles.

 

 

 

You see a button that looks like a button, but you're not sure.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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WRYYYYYY!

 

 

 

I shoot a button that has pretty ponies on it.

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Click the "Signed in as..." go to Manage ignored users, copy paste Toki_Hakurei.

I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0
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The bullet ricochets off the button leaving a mark makeing one of the ponies look like a unicorn. Charlie the Unicorn then proceeds to come out of nowhere and take your kidney.

 

 

 

 

 

I press a button with a picture of a gold coin on it.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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You see a chair and decide to sit down for a moment.

 

You feel like you sat one something squishy, and can smell strawberries, but when you get up you don't see anything.

 

A cold feeling down your thighs tell all.

 

 

 

You see a button that has a camel on it.

I like stir fry

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A camel comes out of nowhere and spits on your face before its owner, a rich oil tycoon, makes you drink a can of oil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The button made of silly putty.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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You press the nonexistent button and surprisingly enough, nothing happens.

 

 

 

You see a button with a picture of a velociprator on it.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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You get teleported to Jurassic Park where you are eaten by velociraptors.

 

 

 

 

 

The button shaped like a frisbee.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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