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As he reached for Aubury to tap him on the shoulder to gain his attention......... Poof! A red..... thing litteraly poofed right in front of him. He was telported to what seemed to be a boot camp. He was worked long and hard by the...... thing. After his work, he was awarded with strange clothes that seemed to be really fashionable :wink: . He was taken back in his very same position and in the very same situation as before. He spoke to Aubury and Aubury gave him some notes and told him to go back to the wizard tower....... He thought to himself, "Not this again."

 

 

 

To add a little shortcut, he took his chalk, wrote a circle around himself, sat down and chanted a spell. He appeared in Lumbridge.

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Not all F2Pers are beggars or scammers, some are respected members, but these respected people are over-populated by these beggar and scammers.
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This is getting hard for some reason :-k

 

 

 

After talking to Sedridor at the Wizard's Tower, our hero learned of the magical talents....of Runecrafting. Unsure how to begin, he wandered north, into Draynor Village, and found he was quite hungry. So, he grabbed his net out of the bank and began to catch shrimp. He was amazed how fast he was catching them, and learning at the same time! He also cooked them on a nearby fire, athough many were burnt. Unsure of what to do with the burnt ones, he dropped them, but ate EVERY SINGLE cooked shrimp. He found that he enjoyed fishing very, very much, and soon learned how to fish with a rod. But, after gaining the knowledge, he knew not where to obtain or even use one a fishing rod. So, he began to ask other players.

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To find out where he could get one, our hero stood in the bank, asking everyone he could "Do you know where I can find a fishing rod, please?". He thought that if maybe he was polite, it might work better. Man, was he wrong. After asking people for over 40 minutes, our hero was starting to feel disheartened. Then, it happened. Somebody offered to trade with him. 'Sure, why not?' Our hero asked himself. Once the trade got going, he saw that the other person had offered him a fishing rod and 50 good sets of bait. "For free?" He asked.

 

"Yes, but you have to promise to stop begging" The mysterious trader responded.

 

Our hero didn't understand. He wasn't begging, only asking for advice. He still had a lot to learn in this vast new land, and social interaction was a bigger part than he expected.

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Anxious to prove himself as not a begger, the boy messaged all the people in his friends list, one by one, asking them whether or not his actions could be construed as begging.

 

Some people said yes, some said no.

 

However, his heart felt a lot lighter after someone told him, "This is begging: plz sp4r3 sum c45h!!!"

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Feeling rather happy, he searched north-but made sure that he would not enter the area where people always killed each other. Soon he saw a rather large gathering of people, all fishing. He joined them happily.

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The carefree adventurer fished with glee and all seemed to be at peace with the world...until fate had its cruel way with the boy. Before him poofed a lady in a flowing pink dress, grasping a baguette in her hand, along with many other breaded assortments on a tray. The boy with dumbfounded expression listened closely to the lady's mysterious question. She asked: "Would you like a square sandwich dear adventurer?" The hapless lad was overjoyed at her kind offer since all that fishing was starting to make him grow an appetite. He looked at her tray and finally had a scary realisation. The tray contained sandwiches that all looked alike! Feeling rather nervous and starting to sweat profusely he picked one off the tray. The mysterious sandwich tray bearing woman exclaimed: "I didn't say you could have that!" And struck the poor adventure on the head with her baguette of doom. After a short period of blacking out, the boy regained conciousness and noticed he had teleported to a new more mysterious place...

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"I've been dazed and confused for so long its not true..." the boy muttered through the inter-world PM headset he had been instructed with on the island. A soft voice responded to him, saying, "Can you describe your surroundings to me, I might be able to help?" "Well, theres some crumbled ruins of an old building, with a trapdoor; and there are tons of goblins wandering around, and they're kinda freaking me out," the boy, who had been called, among an assortment of things, most of which being in the 'noob' family, Riger by the priest in the temple on the island, spoke wearily into the headset. The other party responded with a confident aura that resonated even through the technology, "Okay, just bear wih me for a moment. Stumble yourself over a ways, and hop the fence. There will be a little band of adventurers that will help you. I'll tell you what to say when you get there, they can be pretty rude."

 

 

 

 

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Eh, we needed a name :wink:

 

And I just want a cookie pl0x.

 

 

 

Riger could not hop the fence he'd been instructed to (isn't he a tad inexperienced for lost city?), so he went around it. All of a sudden, a guard rushed at him, mace at the ready. Select A Use had instructed Riger that if faced with a more powerful melee adversary, to use cover and range it. The only cover he could see was the fence, so he ran aroun it and notched an arrow to his bow. Surprsingly, all the guard did was look at him from across the fence. From that range, Riger couldn't miss. He let the arrow fly, directly into the face of the guard.

 

 

 

Riger began to walk away, but felt bad about leaving the guard's body in the path. So, turning around, he found that all that was left were some bones and even a small pile of coins! He buried the bones, getting an odd, tingly sensation, and scooped thecoins into his pouch. Exhilirated by this adventure, he set off towards the group his friends had instructed him to go to.

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I got a tad bit confused, that's why I stoped posting.

 

And is his last name Mortis? just wondering...

 

 

 

Riger saw the adventurers, he tried talking to them, but they were stuck up, they believed that he was an idiot....

 

Shoulders slumped, he walked away. His chance to get new friends, lost because the people were asinine.

 

He looked around, he had come to a bank with lots of woodcutters surrounding it.

 

He got his axe from his bank and joined them, But he lit the pieces of logs in awesome designs around him. He enjoyed looking at the fire. It released his stress somehow.

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As he sat there staring blankly into a fire, watching the flames dance a show for him, he, for that minute, lived in awe. He sat wondering, the flames dancing along his deep green eyes. He was alive, the world around him was moving, ceaselessly. Riger had only a rare notion of how anything worked, he had visited the windmill, and had seen how the grain was but it the hopper, and the spinning blades ground it nicely into a fine flour. He had seen the way the sparks had lit the first embers of the very fire that now blazed warmth down his long, brown hair. He had seen the hinges on doors, the dancing light from a stained window in the church, the way the bows he had used worked, and a vast majority of things. Though, they were all meaningless to Riger now, he needed more. And so from that moment onward, Riger set forth in search of the gears that put the world forth in motion.

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There was a wise old man in Draynor Village. Riger tried talking to him about his thirst for knowledge. But the wise old man was as stuck up as the adventurers.

 

He went upstairs in the old man's house. there was something under the bed. He kicked it.

 

nothing happened.

 

He went out of the house, and the wise old man gave him a lecture and half for snooping about in other people's business.

 

on the eastern wall of the man's house, there sat a woman.

 

She was bloody annoying, the boy thought helplessly as he had to listen to her drivel.

 

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He continued to explore, wanting more knowledge of the land, but soon he saw an archer in fine green dragonhide being chased by a rock golem.

 

In mere seconds a golem flung a rock at the archer killing him quickly, and he rushed to find on the ground some dragonhide, a bow, some arrows, and a small pile of coins! He grabbed them hastily and set off to find more wealth in this land....

Sir, the Panzerschreck squad is blocking the road!

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He looked around and out of the corner of his eye he spotted a rock with a jagged line of gold running down it. If he could get the gold ore out he could be rich! little did he know this was what the ranger had tried to do and had been attacked by the rock golem.he heaved his pickaxe into the air and slammed it down hard on the rock......

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But to his dismay, he could not mine the rock!

 

So he mined and mined and mined easier rocks until he could....

 

One ore away from being skilled enough, a rock golem appears!

 

He ran off as fast as he could, being hit by a rock, but to his luck he did not die! Soon as the golem dissapeared, he mined an ore, got an inventory of gold, and began selling it....

Sir, the Panzerschreck squad is blocking the road!

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unfortuantly he did not know what it was worth so he asked people what it was worth. a player walked up to him saying that he would buy them all for 25 gold pieces. he was amazed at such money so he accepted.

 

he then found out they were worth alot alot more than that and realised he had been scammed. he had not read the rules so he assumed scamming was a good way of making money...

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Riger, taking the bad example of the frugal gold ore buyer, began scheming up a way in which he too could fool potential victims. He walked through Varrock square and heard the loud cries of the newspaper boy yelling "read all about it." Riger approached the newspaper boy and a paid a small fee to purchase the newspaper. "Viola," thought Riger, "I can deem this to be a rare newspaper and sell it for oodles of gp!" So Riger walked toward Varrock bank and began exclaiming: "Selling rare newspaper 100k - Riger." It was strenuous for Riger to keep yelling this at the top of his lungs so he quicky acquired an autospeaker. The autospeaker eminated from his mouth the same phrase over and over again: "Selling rare newspaper 100k - Riger." A warrior of very little level approached Riger and was eager to purchase this very unheard of but new rare. He offered 100gp for the worthless paper but Riger denied him the sale. All of a sudden, a warrior with a crown atop their head started walking toward Riger. The warrior said: "I am a player moderator. You are breaking the rules therefore I have muted you for a temporary period of time." Riger wanted to quip back with disgust but realised he was indeed mute. He frantically tried to say anything but no word came out of his lips...

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He grabbed at his mouth, tearing at it. not a sound came out.

 

In the end, he just gave up trying to talk.

 

He sat back and took a long look at himself.

 

Yes he had known deep down that what he was doing was wrong... yet he had not known it was against the rules.

 

He felt like going and complaining to his mother.

 

But he knew that she would disapprove of him, cheating people.

 

He decided to take a break from the everyday runescapion world.

 

He went and read some books.

 

Then he decided to read the knowledge base.

 

The knowledge base was full of stuff.

 

It was like going on an adventure!

 

He found out how to kill chompy birds. Abyssl Demons.

 

He found out about the Makeover mage...

 

Evil Bob.

 

And even how to build his own house from the ground up.

 

He realised how bland his life was, and vowed to make it richer in experiences.

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