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Hit, Slap, Glomp, Tackle etc a Member!

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*Picks up silver_wits' cat and places it on her head*

 

A'ight, now you looks cool. Wearing a cat on your head is the latest fashion trend. :thumbsup:

[oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]

Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.

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pwns freelancer in the face becuz it cant be happening!

How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?

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Runs up and brings her face close to yours.

 

My cat-hat swipes at your glasses with her paw and knocks it off.

 

Silver Wits quickly punches you in the stomach and runs away.

calls the animal protection and sends them to silver wits because you let ur cat eat CHRISTMAS TREE!!!!

How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?

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*Punches Gehackte's lights out for liking the dreaded PSP.

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

*glomps teh_langzor for not killing me after I made that comment in the "I like ___ like I like my men/women" thread.*

*Reverses the Glomp on Silver, because I couldn't be arsed to respond to that*

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

*kicks teh_langzor*

 

do i really need a reason?

If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.

nahhh ill continue mis-spelling

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^!click for blog!^

sigs by: woopidoo2|yaff2|4be2jue|me|guthix121

*kicks abdussattar*

 

yes you do. \'

*Ties silver_wits onto the bed*

 

 

 

Can't get out of this one, I'm taking you hostage! :twisted:

 

 

 

*Loads up AK-47 and rips the safety off*

 

 

 

Feel free to stop me. ::'

[oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]

Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.

*Calls the cops, buys some popcorn and sits back to watch the show.*

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

*Looks at own avvy* :shock:

 

 

 

Cops: Police! Open up or we'll call S.W.A.T.!

 

Me: *Drags silver_wits into the basement, still tied up, gagged.Then hides AK-47 in there too and opens the door* Is there a problem, officers?

 

Cops: Yeah. We got a call saying there's a kidnapping goin' on.

 

Me: What? Naw. You must have gotten the wrong address? Or a prank call? Check the house if you like!

 

Cops: *Checks the entire house except the basement* *Just about to enter basement, they receive an emergency call on their walkie-talkies*

 

A'ight, we're in a hurry now. So I trust there's nobody down there?

 

Me: Nope, not a soul O:)

 

Cops: Ok, we gotta go now. Thanks for your time.

 

Me: Bye!

 

*Cops drive off into the distance, to another town*

[oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]

Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.

shots teh langzor kicks everone else who posted exept wildernessfreelancer opps better not hurt me MWHAHAHAHA :twisted: oh dear *grabs gun* and shots cops

*glares at cravey with killer intent, nearly killing him with my look*

 

as I'm still tied up and gagged.

*Blindfolds silver_wits, in addition to the previous posts*

 

*Gets her into the car and starts driving*

 

We're going to Kansas, where we can live happily ever after (and no one can get us). :-w

[oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]

Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.

once in kansas, wildernessfreelancer unties, ungags and removes the blindfold from me.

 

and tells me that he brought me to kansas to live happily after with him.

 

:shock:

 

I blindfold myself, stuff the gag back in my mouth, and attempt to tie my self up... kinda succeeding. :ohnoes: :uhh:

i arrive in Kansas and the police are behind me so we better hide *jups into car*

*Slaps Cravey in his Car*

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*knocks out t_millard and takes him hostage* now i have my own one yay rock on :thumbsup:

*Joins a hostage negotiation squad, and I'm so good at it that I convince WFL and Cravey to give up their hostages and go quietly to jail*

 

 

 

I save the day!

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

once in kansas, wildernessfreelancer unties, ungags and removes the blindfold from me.

 

and tells me that he brought me to kansas to live happily after with him.

 

:shock:

 

I blindfold myself, stuff the gag back in my mouth, and attempt to tie my self up... kinda succeeding. :ohnoes: :uhh:

 

 

 

Touche 8-) :lol:

 

 

 

Oh yeah, where was I?

 

*Slaps myself out of my dream and awakes to find silver_wits pointing a gun at me* :ohnoes:

[oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]

Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.

*slaps wildernessfreelancer for having 2 :ohnoes:'s in 1 post

 

 

 

 

 

LOL

 

 

 

PWND!

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i may only have 1 stat on the high scores, but id kik ur ass any day... PWND!!

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as im being taken to jail i shot the police and tackle teh langzor into a pile of cardborad boxes and then take him hostage

Well, seeing as my sidekick Silver Wits ishiding in the boxes, ready to beat the crap out of you, I'll leave it to her...

 

 

 

Uhh... Silver Wits? :uhh:

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

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