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*Picks up silver_wits' cat and places it on her head*

 

A'ight, now you looks cool. Wearing a cat on your head is the latest fashion trend. :thumbsup:

[oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]

Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.

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*Ties silver_wits onto the bed*

 

 

 

Can't get out of this one, I'm taking you hostage! :twisted:

 

 

 

*Loads up AK-47 and rips the safety off*

 

 

 

Feel free to stop me. ::'

[oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]

Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.

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*Looks at own avvy* :shock:

 

 

 

Cops: Police! Open up or we'll call S.W.A.T.!

 

Me: *Drags silver_wits into the basement, still tied up, gagged.Then hides AK-47 in there too and opens the door* Is there a problem, officers?

 

Cops: Yeah. We got a call saying there's a kidnapping goin' on.

 

Me: What? Naw. You must have gotten the wrong address? Or a prank call? Check the house if you like!

 

Cops: *Checks the entire house except the basement* *Just about to enter basement, they receive an emergency call on their walkie-talkies*

 

A'ight, we're in a hurry now. So I trust there's nobody down there?

 

Me: Nope, not a soul O:)

 

Cops: Ok, we gotta go now. Thanks for your time.

 

Me: Bye!

 

*Cops drive off into the distance, to another town*

[oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]

Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.

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*Blindfolds silver_wits, in addition to the previous posts*

 

*Gets her into the car and starts driving*

 

We're going to Kansas, where we can live happily ever after (and no one can get us). :-w

[oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]

Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.

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once in kansas, wildernessfreelancer unties, ungags and removes the blindfold from me.

 

and tells me that he brought me to kansas to live happily after with him.

 

:shock:

 

I blindfold myself, stuff the gag back in my mouth, and attempt to tie my self up... kinda succeeding. :ohnoes: :uhh:

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once in kansas, wildernessfreelancer unties, ungags and removes the blindfold from me.

 

and tells me that he brought me to kansas to live happily after with him.

 

:shock:

 

I blindfold myself, stuff the gag back in my mouth, and attempt to tie my self up... kinda succeeding. :ohnoes: :uhh:

 

 

 

Touche 8-) :lol:

 

 

 

Oh yeah, where was I?

 

*Slaps myself out of my dream and awakes to find silver_wits pointing a gun at me* :ohnoes:

[oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]

Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.

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