December 23, 200718 yr *Looks into the barrel of the gun* LoL, silver_wits is kinda busy with me at the moment. : (The one hiding in the boxes... is her cat.) :ohnoes: [oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.
December 23, 200718 yr i shot the cat and tied up teh_langzor and i have bound and gagged him so i shove him into the boot of the car
December 25, 200718 yr apparantly wildernessfreelancer has been staring into the barrel of my gun../ neither of us doing nothing. impasse. so I hit him over the head with the butt of my gun. [sEEE! I SPELLED IT RIGHT THIS TIME TBM.... BUTT] he falls over. Basically have to go rescue teh_langzor. *Run and arrive to find Cravey basically hugging him to death, claiming that he is his hostage and no one will take him away from him.* I quickly make a gay comment and ask Cravey if he wants to marry his hostage. the homo-phobe that he is, he quickly lets go of teh_langzor and runs away screaming that he doesn't like guys. :shock: *Runs after Cravey and proceeds to explain to him how to treat hostages.* ie. never ever hug them. never develop feelings for them. always prepare to kill your hostage at any moment. and always try to make it, I mean the hostage, feel sorry for you. Once I've created a mean, lean, green killer, hostage taking machine out of Cravey, I send him off to steal the cheese.
December 25, 200718 yr Me and Cravey were plotting all along to capture you. Mwahaha. He wants you for his sick and twisted fantasies, and I want your cat. So, I tie you up (Original, eh?) and leave you in a cellar with Cravey. Good luck. Oh yeah, you're both locked in there, and it's airtight. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
December 25, 200718 yr the rescue crew comes too late. I've killed Cravey and used his body for food.... man... They shouldn't have spent a;; that time looking for the key. I was in there for 5 mins!!!!!!!!!1
December 26, 200718 yr Dude! you calle the Great Silver Wits a dude!..... she's a dudette for christ's sake. female. she wear earings and has long [ish] silky hair! Definitely female. She kills you for calling her a guy. :ohnoes:
December 26, 200718 yr so I hit him over the head with the butt of my gun. Took you that long to figure it out. :-k (Still, I knew you'd do that. : ) Although it's pretty mean for a girl to hit me on the head with a gun. :shame: Continuing: *Wakes up 8 hours later and pries cravey off silver_wits* Pinning a girl down is just... wrong. :x [oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.
December 26, 200718 yr Yea but you forgot someon *ties cravey up on the highest tree he can find*now we can train ranged to! 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011
December 26, 200718 yr *cuts cravey loose and he falls on the trampoline below* Alright! No more tying-people-with-ropes thing! [oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.
December 26, 200718 yr *Trows wildernessfreelancer off a cliff and hits him many times with a shotgun when hes falling* 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011
December 26, 200718 yr *Runs into you with a car going at 120km/h off of the cliff, pick up the cheese, and grab the mega unbreakable defence shield from the back of my car and activate it. (It's hooked up to a charger thats in my house that is only 20 meters away, which the UDS is guarding aswell, so there is no possible way to get in my house or get me, and you cant get mah car either. You may aswell just give up now anyway* I dont need a siggy no moar.
December 26, 200718 yr Too bad the shotgun's loaded with blanks and the cliff is only 1m tall... *Punches flodder450 for being too violent* Hope you'd get some sense from that one. : EDIT: [bleep], late post. :uhh: [oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.
December 26, 200718 yr *Runs into you with a car going at 120km/h off of the cliff, and grab the mega unbreakable defence shield from the back of my car and activate it. (It's hooked up to a charger thats in my house that is only 20 meters away, which the UDS is guarding aswell, so there is no possible way to get in my house or get me, and you cant get mah car either. You may aswell just give up now anyway* -.- I dont need a siggy no moar.
December 26, 200718 yr *Trows a big bomb to all of you and getting the hell out of there in mah '69 Charger R/T* goodbye suckers! 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011
December 26, 200718 yr Dude... I said... *Runs into you with a car going at 120km/h off of the cliff, and grab the mega unbreakable defence shield from the back of my car and activate it. (It's hooked up to a charger thats in my house that is only 20 meters away, which the UDS is guarding aswell, so there is no possible way to get in my house or get me, and you cant get mah car either. You may aswell just give up now anyway* ...I won. :wall: I dont need a siggy no moar.
December 26, 200718 yr So I can't get into your house, or into the car..... I cut the powerline with a pair of pliers. Your defence shield is down. I open your car door and hop in. We drive over Cravey. :uhh:
December 26, 200718 yr Well, I use my unbreakable defence (Slightly over exaggerated... I'm buddy-buddy with Gaara) to crush your car and all inside it. I give Gaara a cookie. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
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