KnightLite Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 Yippie Kia Ah Mother [bleep]er!!!!!!!!!!!! prob my fav quote lol.. - Only character in Runescape History maxed out in RSC and RS2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooce Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 there is quite a few I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump. I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that? I don't like the name Lawrence, only ******* and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle. The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of cabbage because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand? yeah i tried to pick the ones w/o any cussing <( *-* )> <(*-* <) (> *-*)> <( *-* )> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooce Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 oops double post <( *-* )> <(*-* <) (> *-*)> <( *-* )> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burta Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Here are a couple from Troy: This is my favourite - Achilles: I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in your temple. The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. Hector to Paris: Oh, and that's sounds heroic to you doesn't it? To die fighting. Tell me little brother, have you ever killed a man? I've killed men and I've heard them dying and I've watched them dying and there's nothing glorious about it, nothing poetic. You say you're willing to die for love but you know nothing about dying and you know nothing about love! Priam: I've fought many wars in my time. Some I've fought for land, some for power, some for glory. I suppose fighting for love makes more sense than all the rest. Achilles: Is there no one else? Is there no one else? Achilles: Get up, Prince of Troy! I won't let a stone rob me of my glory! Achilles: You won't have eyes tonight, you won't have ears or a tongue. You will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb, and all the dead will know, "This is Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedm Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Mine would probably be from one of the lord of the rings movie before they went into battle, like when the king is encouraging them and stuff. I used to say those to my best friend back when he was playing runescape. PDM PDM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 (bridgekeeper)-"I dont know that! AHHHHHHH*falls into pitof doom*" It's the gorge of eternal peril. Not the pit of doom. One of my favourites is "Oh I'm sorry! Did I break your concentration?" from Jools when he's talking to Brett in Pulp Fiction. Another, from the same film, is "Oh ... I just shot Marvin in the face" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedm Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 (bridgekeeper)-"What is your name?" (Arthur)- "I am Arthur king of the britons." (bridgekeeper)-"What is your quest?" (Arthur)- "I seek the holy grail" (bridgekeeper)-"What? is the air speed veloicty of an unladen swallow?" (Arthur)- "What do you mean? African or european swallow?" (bridgekeeper)-"I dont know that! AHHHHHHH*falls into pitof doom*" (sir bedovire)-"how do you know so much about swallowssire?" (Arthur)- "You have to know these things when your king." Classic movie!!! :lol: :P Yeah that one is great! Last summer we went on a fifty mile canoe trip and we did a ton of swimming. At one of the places we camped, there was this litte island in the middle of the river (and I mean little) but there was like a 5+ foot rock cliff on one side that had deep enough water under it and from the side of the river ppl would ask us questions like that and if we got the third one wrong we had to jump.. it was fun. PDM PDM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seangotgame Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Sons of gondor of rohan, my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fials, when we forsake our freinds and break all bonds of fellowship but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered sheilds when the age of men comes crashing down butit is not his day! this day we fight! by all you hold dear on this good earth i bid you stand! Men of the west! pdem where did you go caneoing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunchbox456 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence. A Clockwork Orange is one of the greatest films of all time I think.... Some others I like are... It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst feeling I ever had. Can't think of anymore :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
How2PK Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Here are a few more: Will: You like apples? Clark: Yeah. Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples? It's more the entire situation, but I just love it. Big Tim: I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air Kind of disturbing. And a few from High Fidelity: Laura: Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me? Because I want to feel something else than this. It either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire. Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm. Rob: No. I only have a few left, I've been saving them for later. Fidelity"]Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have poop(self sensor) for brains Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead. That movie is so quotable. Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VOV Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates even touches me, I'll kill you. 8) I know the price. I pay it gladly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosgone Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it. From Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) I've always liked that quote. http://www.chaosgone.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthews1 Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 not really from a movie but... Simpsons------ Mcbain (in his accent) "Laughing time is over fat boy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inureface Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Dodge this I just like that quote because it kinda has an in your face attitute 8) All PKers need to read this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Here are a few more: Will: You like apples? Clark: Yeah. Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples? It's more the entire situation, but I just love it. Big Tim: I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air Kind of disturbing. those two movies are awesome. i like the part in good will hunting where he is interviewing for that job at nsa and gives that speech, that is my favorite part of the movie. Edit: wasnt the name from requiem for a dream "big john"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mining_laser Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself. Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet. Jay: [cabbage], everyone knows that. Tell me something else. Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys. [silent Bob starts to look freaked out.] Jay: [to Bob] Dude, not ALL the time! Fry: Did you build the Smelloscope? Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No, I remembered that I'd built one last year. Go ahead, try it. You'll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here, I'll point it at Jupiter. Fry: Smells like strawberries. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Exactly. And now, now Saturn. Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great... hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Leela: I don't get it. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. Fry: Oh. What's it called now? Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you. Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here. Narrator: You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident. Clyde Smith: [smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins] Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven! [wins again] Clyde Smith: A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL! Sebastian Cabot: No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane! [unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it] Clyde Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me! Sebastian Cabot: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler! [Pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler] Clyde Smith: No! [turns to a woman sitting next to him] Clyde Smith: Eva Braun! Help me! [the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly] Clyde Smith: A-a-ah! Bender: Saw it coming. ~Mininglaser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
How2PK Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Edit: wasnt the name from requiem for a dream "big john"? Nah, it's Big Tim, Big John is more something for the green mile. :P Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigstein Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 "I'ma go get me crack niggas to blow torch your [wagon]" or something like that. that's from pulp fiction 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephanie Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Mm, Yeah I really like these: - "Dodge this" when trinity blows his brains out in the matrix.. so awesome she is 8) -"You know what the dutch put on their french fries?" -"What?" -"MAYONAISE!" Actually I must admit i've never fully seen pulp fiction, ive seen this part and I think its so funny.. I have to confess, we do put mayonaise on our fries.. and it's good! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arbiter Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 "Happy learned how to putt!" - Happy Gilmour "Look whos closer" - Happy Gilmour "I eat pieces of sh** like you for breakfast." "You eat peices of sh** for breakfast?!" - Happy Gilmour "If you put a fish in boiling water, he will jump out. If you gradually boil the water, he will boil to death" - Dante's Peak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenPie Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 "We are the knights who say ni!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lageris89 Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 "We are the knights who say ni!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail. :lol: Ahaha yeah, I was gonna say somethin to do with the Holy Grail. "You must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with!...... A HERRING!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vito_Blade Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 I know this may seem kinda childish but here it goes From ed, edd, and eddy ed*Stupid bird stole my quarter. Flew away with it. Stupid* I love that phrase :twisted: "We'll bring the sexy back to judging >_>." --Nadril Bleh, once I get off my lazy bum and go to Imageshack, there will be a picture here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucky Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 "Happy learned how to putt!" - Happy Gilmour "Look whos closer" - Happy Gilmour "I eat pieces of sh** like you for breakfast." "You eat peices of sh** for breakfast?!" - Happy Gilmour That's a great movies. And i love that last quote :lol: A couple of my faves: "Your kung fu is not strong" - The Core (that movie has such bad physics its funny Also from The Core (can't remember the words exactly) "Okay, pretend this is the Earth" *indicates orange on a carving fork* "and this is the solar wind" *sprays it with aerosol deodorant* "Now this is the earth without its magnetic field" *ignites deodorant spray* Our whole physics class cracked up when we saw that bit. From Shrek: Lord Farquad: Then tell me! Who's hiding them?! Gingy: Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man? Lord Farquad: The muffin man? Gingy: The muffin man. Lord F: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who - who lives on Drury lane? Gingy: Well... she's married to... the muffin man. Lord F: The muffin man? Gingy: THE MUFFIN MAN!! Lord F: She's married to the muffin man.... Also, this isn't exactly from a movie, but i like the bit on the Shrek2 DVD title screen when Donkey suggests movie titles, and he says "Well how bout, Shrek 2: The REAL Jack * movie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I go on and make the hair all silky and smooth! Oh yeah?! Yeah!! ... Stop looking at me swan! Oh, and the small matter of: Choose Life - Trainspotting This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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