March 28, 200521 yr Of course i'm no happy! I've got bigger [bleep]s than you do! I've got more chins than a chinese phone book! I ain't seen my willie in 2 years, which is long enough to claim legally dead! I can't stop eating....I eat because i'm unhappy......and i'm unhappy because i eat. Its a viciouse cycle. Now if you'll excuse me, there's someone i have to get in touch with and forgive.....Myself. (farts) Sorry....I farted. "Austin Powers: the Spy who Shagged me" You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to? "Taxi Driver" Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. "Dumb and Dumber" Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room! "Dr. Strangelove"
March 29, 200521 yr Valcano quizzer: What is your name? Knight: Sir Pollin of the Holy Grail Valcano quizzer: What is your favorite color? Knight: Blue Valcano quizzer: What is the flight speed of a sparrow flying to africa on a tuesday carrying 1 6.7lb coconut with a wind speed of 6.7 mph and and wing span of 5.2 inches? Knight: What kind of sparrow Valcano quizzer: Well I don't exactally know... *goes flying into the valcano* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Actual Quote may vary. I saw the movie about 2-3 years ago.
March 29, 200521 yr *Will Smith sneezes* Achooo, ah sorry I'm allergic to bulls**t Kid:So what did you do all summer again napoleon? Napoleon:I spent the summer in alaska with my grandpa hunting wolvernes! Kid:Did you kill any? Napoleon:Yea like 50 of them, they were attacking my cousins what would you do ina situation like that!? Kid:What did you kill them with? Napoleon:A friggin 12 gauge what do you think!? ^I love that one. *Napoleon is drawing something*Girl:Whats that? Napoleon:Its a liger. Girl:Whats a liger? Napoleon:Its pretty much my favorite animal its a mix between a lion and a tiger bred for its skills in magic. Great quotes :D
March 29, 200521 yr "Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it is fate that today is the fourth of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist! And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!" ~independence day speech~ and might not be a movie, but futurama episode Godfellas "We cant catch up to him? not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?"
March 29, 200521 yr Wipe them out....All of them -Star wars Epidsode 1 Every clan has their own requirements. Take DI for instance. Be a little kid with bad grammar that likes to flame and play runescape all day and you would be accepted.^ sad but true :( Proud member of DarkSlayers
March 29, 200521 yr Cynthia: God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught is just to service the future? Tony: Yeah I know, like it's all preparation. Cynthia: Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for? Mike: Death. Tony: Life of the party. Mike: It's true. Cynthia: You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else. It's easier to pull the trigger than play guitar. Easier to destroy than create. Kevin Lomax: What are you? John Milton: Oh, I have so many names... Kevin Lomax: Satan. John Milton: Call me Dad. anything from devil's advocate, but especially that one
March 29, 200521 yr Anything from Napolean Dynamite :lol: "but my lips hurt real bad!" "GROSS!!" "Napolean your just jealous that Ive been chattin with hot [girls] ALL DAY....plus we all know im trainin to be a cage fighter" "bow to your sensai! BOW TO YOUR SENSAI!!!!" "Tina come get some dinner!!" "get off me bodaggit" "Napolean I really wish youd stop starin at me like that" Lol I could go on and on :lol:
March 29, 200521 yr *rant* No! I HATED that movie. It is the antithesis ( :) big word) of inteligence. The movie was soooo annoying*end rant* Ghostbusters had some good quotes in it.... cant remember any though
March 29, 200521 yr "protection from what tommy? ze germans?" ah i loved snatch, and lock stock and two smoking barrells too for that matter.
March 29, 200521 yr "protection from what tommy? ze germans?" ah i loved snatch, and lock stock and two smoking barrells too for that matter. I'd quote Bullet Tooth Tony's little speech in the pub if there weren't quite so many swear words and references to male/female genetalia. Kirk and Lars I could handle. At the same time.
March 30, 200521 yr Quote probably isn't exact: Jesus:I'm going to *expletive* you up, you *expletive* *expletive*. You are *expletive* you know that. *Expletive* you man, nobody *expletive* with the Jesus man, and now you're going to *expletive* in the *expletive* you *expletive*. The Dude:Yeah, well that's like uh..you're opinion man. ^^^The Big Lebowki^^^ This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack.
March 30, 200521 yr ofcourse that arnold's legendary "i'll be back" hah gotta say it :P RSN - Ur Enemy, lvl 120 - Back in action!:)Oldest rsn: Obu86 lvl 100 :P ~Retired~ RS Since 2001
March 30, 200521 yr "protection from what tommy? ze germans?" ah i loved snatch, and lock stock and two smoking barrells too for that matter. Love that quote, and this one. "I can do anything i want, and so can you" From Donny Darko :P
March 30, 200521 yr Lastly, in Tombstone-*Maybe Poker's just not your game Ike. I know let's have a spelling contest.* Almost any quote by Doc Holiday from Tombstone deserves to be in here... That was a great movie.
March 30, 200521 yr "gosh what do you think" the recent and maybe the best quotes i can remember is from napoleon dynamite, awesome movie..
April 26, 200521 yr Boondock Saints "He gave me his ca..ca..ca.., his ca...ca..ca.., oh he f*cking gave me this!" "Catch you on the flip side!" Monty Python and the Holy Grail Tim: There it is! King Arthur: Where? Tim: There! King Arthur: Behind the rabbit? Tim: IT IS THE RABBIT! Office Space I'm taking that new chick from accounting...and if things go well, I might be showing her my O face! O, O, O, you know O! Catch you guys later
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