..please don't report me, I was only kidding around -.-

 

 

 

I own this forum!

it dies out as everyone relizes that you own it.

 

it dies out fairly quickly.

 

 

 

i own the rights to kill unoalexi

.. Then when you do kill me, the jury sentences you to death by a rabid mongoose

 

 

 

I own Harry Potter 8!

to bad the author said she wont do more then 7, so you only really own air.

 

i own the couch im siting on.

..untill a herd of cats rip it to shreds..

 

I own the best essay in the world!

i sue you for stealing my easay

 

i own pluto

until the scientists say it's not a planet and give it a asteroid name, (KH0897854355PQZ)

 

 

 

I own a fat guy!

he eats you because hes hungrey

 

i own every thing you own.

Good, but you actually own nothing..

 

 

 

I own a silver spoon!

...until I melt your spoon and use make the silver into a bar and create a holy symbol...praise Saradomin! :lol:

 

 

 

I own...hmm...I own the parade grounds that Sergeant Damien teleports you to in the camo event :D

 

 

 

Therefore...Starjumps private Unoalexi!

..until a group of murderous Zammorack mages burn it to the ground..

 

I own a Unholy symbol!(Zammy ftw!)

^^4 months ago I would have agreed...BUT...I present the unholy symbol to the mime...and he is speechless...and puts himself in a box (that doesn't help!!)...so Sergeant Damien comes back, bends the unholy symbol into a holy symbol, and makes you do those starjumps! Shape up Unoalexi!

Forgot to say what you owned :XD:

 

 

 

I own all the Random Events on Runescape!(they work for me now MUHAHAHAH!!)

No wonder I just had a swarm...

 

 

 

Your events don't know what to do, and now THEY own YOU! Muahaha!

 

 

 

So... I guess I own... the dancing emote! \

..untill it breaks it's legs by tripping over a ladybug!

 

I own the blushing emote! :oops:

Until it gets tired of blushing and falls in love with broken-legged dancer!!

 

:oops: --> --> \

 

 

 

I OWN MR. GREEN!! :mrgreen:

until Mr. Blue gets jealous and punches him in the face so he can never smile again!!

 

 

 

I own the -_- emote! -.-

Until it's scripted to no longer existing.

 

 

 

I own the right to say how silly some of the previous "I own" were. :roll:

Unfortunately, your presence influences it so much it becomes this emote: :D

 

 

 

I own... Gaara's sand-manipulating talent.

to bad you cant control it.

 

i own zezima (get it? own?)

The runescape community murders you for your lame jokes..

 

 

 

I own a pair of doggies!

But his real father gets pissed since you kidnapped his son.

 

 

 

I own the rights to bump this thread, and will do so when I feel like it.

..But no matter how many times you bump it, people still ignore you beacuse your posts don't make any sense... -.-

 

 

 

I own the Taish Mahall!

Granted, but since you spelled it wrong you just got some Vietnamese candy bar that you ended up having an allergic reaction to...

 

 

 

I own Capital One! [Their ads annoy me, if you can't beat them, join them..]

they get so many complians about there ads that it shuts down

 

i own the power to declare the first day of school the last day