Well, many demons try to prove to Satan that they are more powerful than Satan, now they do the same to you.

 

 

 

I own the right to shoot anyone in their face that smokes. NOTE: Don't come with some FBI, CIA, SWAT or crap like that. They couldn't do anything because I own the rights, therefore I'm not breaking the law since I own the right.

 

 

 

You miss one of the smokers, and they torch you to death with their lighter.

 

 

 

I own Nationwide.

Until it is no longer 'on your side' and the employees rebel..

 

 

 

I own russia!

You own Russia. Congrads. Russia is conquered by a little neighbouring country called Runescapia, owned by Silver Wits...... :thumbsup:

The Russian mafia takes over.

 

 

 

I own the internet.

to bad you dont watch it, so it becomes overflowed with stupid websites, and soon nobody uses it. it becomes forgoton.

 

i own the moon

Little green men take it away from you.

 

I own a cellphone! [if you pm me asking me for my number, I will give spammers your email address.]

you drop it over a very tall cliff. ok, i threw it.

 

i own a extremly dangerous dog

However it only obeys me.

 

 

 

I own Buddha, Buddha is awesome.

buddha accidently sits on you.

 

I own a chewed up marker that has no ink left in it.

lol, so does everyone else :roll:

 

you're not special

 

 

 

I own Nintendo

nintindo wiis get soo many injurys that they get shut down.

 

i own this fourm game.

..untill it dies in a year or so..

 

I own a pet lawyer!

Which is now at the hospital, having only three hours to live.

 

 

 

I own a fake FBI ID.

I own a real fbi id that I sto-- I mean borrowed from someone.

the real FBI find a dead FBI agent in your house. see you at jail

 

(im the jail guard)

 

i own the jail that silver-wits is in

The criminal all attack the jail at once, and eventually break it.

 

 

 

I own a proof of that the criminals broke the jail.

to bad you cant show it, as the jail-breakers kill everyone.

 

i own the laptop im useing

..untill it gets like 200 Root-kits and is unable to function -_-

 

 

 

I own a third world country!!

a first-world contry takes it over

 

i own the c.n tower

until it is bombed by pissed off terrorists..

 

 

 

I own the entire earth!

But the world is coming to an end anyway. Bad timing on your part.

 

 

 

I own all the pie in existence.

untill a fat guy eats them all :shock:

 

 

 

I own a coffee mug!

Until I shoot it.

 

 

 

I own the 21st century.

.untill the 22nd century comes..

 

I own the English language!

Well, the Japanese beat you up and the English language becomes extinct since you are the real owner.

 

 

 

I own the right to report Unoalexi to a mod of this forum if he/she posts annoying posts again.