Yeah, too bad the annoying bullies in school will still be bullying you after you end the school.

 

 

 

I own a camera which I use to record myself to YouTube.

You get sued by YouTube for your ugliness :shock:

 

 

 

I own the world muwahahah! :twisted: :twisted:

You get sued by YouTube for your ugliness :shock:

 

 

 

That's not very polite, tell me your YouTube account so I can block you.

 

 

 

You own the world alright, the world of crappiness. Where nothing interesting is in. :twisted:

 

 

 

I own the right to block rook_2222 for rudeness.

yes you own them but he gets unblocked..

 

 

 

I own...a nintendo ds and pokemon pearl :ohnoes:

 

 

 

OT:Blaziken I think I saw your simpson movie video in Utube =P

OT:Blaziken I think I saw your simpson movie video in Utube =P

 

 

 

You mean the review? Yeah, you know you should comment to it. Really you should since you saw the video.

 

 

 

To Juader, I kill you for making me jealous. (Ninetendo DS is very expensive, so I can't afford it. And downloading ROMs from the internet is illegal if you don't own the real game, so I wouldn't do that either.)

you didnt say what you owned, so you dont get anything.

 

 

 

i own theblazikenmaster's blaziken.

You get caught by the Anti-Lie Force for lying.

 

 

 

Nobody owns my Blaziken but me. :notalk:

 

 

 

I own a caramel. Oh damn, I don't anymore since I ate it.

 

 

 

Ah well, I used to own a caramel.

You used to own it. I used the powers of hypnosis to make you think you were eating lint instead of the caramel. I have the caramel. I ate it. It tasted pretty good.

 

 

 

I own my site!

{While referring to a site that has been shut down permanently since the website providers found it offensive.} What site? I see no site here.

 

 

 

I own laziness.

I was the creator of laziness.. however I'm too lazy to fight for it.

 

 

 

I own a real life phat...

Too bad that it's one of those little Barbie hats that you get with the plates and everything for five year old parties...

 

 

 

I own PUR3 W0RK3R1 !

 

 

 

By the way Wits, your site is very funny...

Pure worker falls ill to pokemonitis and becomes extremely addicted to pokemon and cannot do anything else but watch the show and play the games :D

 

 

 

I own a pony named carel

Your pony bites you for giving it a lame name, and then it joins up with the meorks and kill you.

 

I own the meorks now.... :twisted:

no-one likes them, so they erase it from every place on the internet, and burn every picture.

 

 

 

i own a box

A hungry, smelly hobo wants the box, and kills you out of need.

 

 

 

I own the patent to over three hundred inventions.

Yes, but seeing how some of those patents are for things I invented, you get caught in a never-ending sea of legal work, lawyers, court cases, and cup holders.

 

 

 

I own the right to lie in bed all day.

You do so, but you can't ever get up and thus you starve to death.

 

 

 

I own my own hippie rock band.

You do so, but all of you die duo overdoses.

 

 

 

I own a exact copy of my head made in chocolate.

..until you leave it out in the sun and it melts.

 

 

 

I own ten kittens.

Sure you do, that is until 1 ran away.... Now you only own 9!?!1one1

 

 

 

I own a clock.

But it makes a annoying "Tick-tack" sound until your head explode.

 

 

 

I own a monkey.

The monkey comes out of your closet in the middle of the night and kills you because it is evil.

 

 

 

I own Bill Gates.

he gives you a hundred bucks and you disown him

 

 

 

I own me

You become sick of dealing with yourself and sell your body to science. Now they own you...

 

 

 

I own this computer that i'm using.

until I rip out the motherboard...

 

it doesn't work and you get so mad at it you throw it away...

 

 

 

 

 

I own nothing...