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its not smart to....

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see fluff puff's avatar.

 

It's not smart to leave your bed if you know that a kitty will go on it as soon as you leave because..

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The kitty will do just that, and then throw up a hairball perhaps?

 

It's not smart to impersonate Zoidberg because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

...Zoidberg is a loser.

 

Its not smart to perform open heart surgery on yourself because...

It's illegal.

 

It's not smart to eat a rock because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Rock-mommy is not going to be very happy about it #-o ...

 

 

It's not smart to stick it to "the man" because...

...you are the man.

 

Its not smart to wear Che Guevara tshirts because...

Red's not in season.

 

It's not smart to be a zombie because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You'd become green, and that's not in season either...

 

 

It's not smart to vote for democrats ( :blink: ) because...

...they might try to change things.

 

Its not smart to vote for republicans ( :blink: ) because...

They might try to not change things.

 

It's not smart to face-desk into pizza because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

...you won't be able to pull your head up until the pizza is gone.

 

Its not smart to wear a colander on your head because...

They can be confused with 80's style hockey goalie masks by people who have never seen the ultimate in filmography; The Road Warrior.

 

It's not smart to recommend movies to people who will most likely hate them because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Then they'll be like.. "Dude, I'm not listening to your anymore..."

 

It's not smart to pull out sarcasm every time you disagree with something because...

...sarcasm isn't often done right. Its usually just repeating what they said in a derisive tone.

 

Its not smart to train-hop because....

You never know who will be there.

 

It's not smart to erase a board covered in writing because...

Link to Forum Games signature.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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...because it was instructions on how to disarm the bomb.

 

Its not smart to defenestrate because...

You might be caught in the act...by the guy seven stories down.

 

It's not smart to eat an entire tomato plant because...

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

...there might a Tomato Worm on the plant

 

impcat.jpg

 

Its not smart to watch too much TV because...

You might accidentally flip to the Disney Channel, from which there is no return.

 

 

It's not smart to be a teen idol because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

...once you're a used up husk of your former self by age 30, you're cast aside for the next big thing.

 

Its not smart to do hand stands because...

Your shirt might fall down over your face causing you to fall down a stair case.

 

It's not smart to fall up an escalator because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

...you could get caught between the moving parts and dragged to your doom.

 

Its not smart to hit yourself with a baseball bat because...

Neither souls nor demons are a real thing, so if you do, you live in La-La land, which is not smart.

 

It's not smart to drink 769 energy drinks in a row because...

...you could literally die.

 

Its not smart to smoke because...

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