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The grandma who you prank called will hunt you down with her late husband's winchester

 

 

Its not smart to lick fire because...

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It won't stand still.

 

 

It's not smart to prank-call someone saying you called to prank-call him because...

...you could save a lot of money if you made them yourself.

 

Its not smart to use the computer too much because...

it might just get bored and leave O.O...

 

 

It's not smart to stare at extremely ugly/beautiful people because...

...because staring is rude.

 

Its not smart to skip school because...

...then you have a low self-esteem and you have to take drugs to improve it.

 

Its not smart to drink coca-cola because....

....It'll rot your teeth.

 

*can't help but wonder if the last post answer was based on himself*

 

Its not smart to worry because....

In fact, I do have some pancake mix.

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how else is he supposed to sleep?

 

It's not smart to piss off the kitty because..

She'll throw up in your shoes.

 

It's not smart to wear an umbrella for a hat because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

It might let the wind carry you to the Land of Oz.

 

It's not smart to worry about your constitution because....

...it doesn't matter one bit if you die.

 

Its not smart to never do dishes because...

They'll just get dirty again.

 

It's not smart to eat bugs because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Someday they'll mutate or something and eat YOU!

 

It's not smart to be paranoid about bugs' evolution because...

...ignorant fear can lead to some pretty ugly things.

 

Its not smart to overeat because...

You could asplode.

 

It's not smart to drink water out of the toilet because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

...you might forget to flush.

 

Its not smart to throw TV's out the window because...

One day that TV's family could seek revenge.

 

It's not smart to believe in the supernatural because...

...then you start looking to blame your own mistakes on supernatural causes.

 

Its not smart to burn books because...

...you are addicting to the caffeine and quitting it cold turkey will cause withdrawal symptoms, like if you quit smoking (this is absolutely 100% true).

 

Its not smart to post in this thread because...

...it is highly addictive and wastes time you could be spending doing other things like eating or tickling people or ACTIVITIES!

 

It's not smart to forget to wear a helmet because...

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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...it makes you look like a dork.

 

Its not smart to trap kitties in cardboard boxes because....

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