silver_wits Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 if you don't have 3 red flashing lights, it's probably not covered under warranty.. in which case you'd have to shell out more money to repair it. It's not smart to be an idiot because.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 ... you might be elected President of the the United States. It's not smart to skateboard down really steep hills because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 ... Hal Turner might be waiting at the other end. It's not smart to stand in front of an avalanche because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 santa won't give you presents if he cna'[t find you. Its not smart to post a sign saying that the bottomless chasm is 700 feet deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 ...because someone might jump down it hoping for a quick death. Sucks to be them. It's not smart to juggle live animals because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 dead animals don't move. It's not smart to threaten to bite a cat if it doesn't do what you want because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 ... you might bite it and get infected with it's cat AIDS. It's not smart to type using only one hand white you eat a sandwich because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 ...you could pleasure yourself with it instead. It is not smart to lick a television because... Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 The static from the television which attracts catfur will also attract you and thus this is an attraction to shy away from because the static is no good and will not get a job and support you and bring home the bread for your 14 children... It's not smart to eat pickles because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 ...they taste bad. It is not smart to eat coins because... Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 they taste bad. It's not smart to voice your opinion on a thread where people eat glass because.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 ...they taste bad. It's not smart to try to live with a group of bears because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 they will say brb soup. it's not smart to be a bear because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 ... some weird cat lady night try living with you. It's not smart to beat Silver at Monopoly because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 she will rage and try to gut you like a pig. it's not smart to gut a pig by yourself because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 ...it would brin such a terrible stench. It is not smart to kidnap a leaf because..,. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 leaves have rights too.. It's not smart to cough in a kitty's face because.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 ...claws easily get stuck in lips. It is not smart to shake a banana because... Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 ...millions and millions of ants might come swarming out. It's not smart to be a clown because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 ...you might get a pie to the face. It is not smart to point a welding torch at your feet because... Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 ... you might weld your new solid steel boots to the floor. It's not smart to defenestrate oneself because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 one needs human company. It's not smart to love someone too much because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 ...they might become so infatuated with you that they kidnap you and keep you in their basement so that no one else can come near you. It's not smart to wear shorts in the Winter because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 everyone will see your sexy knees, and they;ll want to stalk you..in winter. It's not smart to be a stalker because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 ... you might get caught and slapped on the back of the hand. It's not smart to swallow coins because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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