August 7, 201015 yr if you don't have 3 red flashing lights, it's probably not covered under warranty.. in which case you'd have to shell out more money to repair it. It's not smart to be an idiot because..
August 23, 201015 yr ... you might be elected President of the the United States. It's not smart to skateboard down really steep hills because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
August 23, 201015 yr ... Hal Turner might be waiting at the other end. It's not smart to stand in front of an avalanche because...
August 26, 201015 yr santa won't give you presents if he cna'[t find you. Its not smart to post a sign saying that the bottomless chasm is 700 feet deep.
September 14, 201015 yr ...because someone might jump down it hoping for a quick death. Sucks to be them. It's not smart to juggle live animals because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 5, 201015 yr dead animals don't move. It's not smart to threaten to bite a cat if it doesn't do what you want because...
October 5, 201015 yr ... you might bite it and get infected with it's cat AIDS. It's not smart to type using only one hand white you eat a sandwich because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 5, 201015 yr ...you could pleasure yourself with it instead. It is not smart to lick a television because... Twitter: @TheMather1
October 5, 201015 yr The static from the television which attracts catfur will also attract you and thus this is an attraction to shy away from because the static is no good and will not get a job and support you and bring home the bread for your 14 children... It's not smart to eat pickles because...
October 5, 201015 yr they taste bad. It's not smart to voice your opinion on a thread where people eat glass because....
October 5, 201015 yr ...they taste bad. It's not smart to try to live with a group of bears because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 5, 201015 yr ... some weird cat lady night try living with you. It's not smart to beat Silver at Monopoly because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 5, 201015 yr she will rage and try to gut you like a pig. it's not smart to gut a pig by yourself because...
October 6, 201015 yr ...it would brin such a terrible stench. It is not smart to kidnap a leaf because..,. Twitter: @TheMather1
October 8, 201015 yr ...claws easily get stuck in lips. It is not smart to shake a banana because... Twitter: @TheMather1
October 9, 201015 yr ...millions and millions of ants might come swarming out. It's not smart to be a clown because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 9, 201015 yr ...you might get a pie to the face. It is not smart to point a welding torch at your feet because... Twitter: @TheMather1
October 13, 201015 yr ... you might weld your new solid steel boots to the floor. It's not smart to defenestrate oneself because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
December 12, 201015 yr ...they might become so infatuated with you that they kidnap you and keep you in their basement so that no one else can come near you. It's not smart to wear shorts in the Winter because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
December 12, 201015 yr everyone will see your sexy knees, and they;ll want to stalk you..in winter. It's not smart to be a stalker because...
January 7, 201115 yr ... you might get caught and slapped on the back of the hand. It's not smart to swallow coins because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
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