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It could ruin reality.

 

It's not smart to sleep in a bunk bed because...

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It's disgusting! Ugh hate gravy.

 

It's not smart to wear hats becaues...

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It could hold a pocket dimension space that houses a brain-eating abomination that will devour you painfully.

 

It's not smart to write a romance novel about two lions and a hippo because...

Someone will take the bestiality seriously and stone you to death.

 

It's not smart to save your money because....

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Everyone will think you are a girl.

 

It's not smart to play Super Mario Bros because...

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You will run out of creative ideas.

 

It's not smart to anger the beast because...

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It knows who mistreated it, and you know who missed out on feeding him three days in a row.

 

It's not smart to invoke a prison riot and discuss the details with more than five inmates because...

that escape plan you had would be ruined by the rumor being spread, causing all the inmates to act prematurely while you were sleeping.

 

It's not smart to go out to get the newspaper in your sleepware because....

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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Your "sleepware" may simply be undergarments, a silly hat, and a pair of slippers.

 

It's not smart to bring a famed food critic into a school cooking class because

  • 2 weeks later...

You could lose program files.

 

It's not smart to pick up the phone because...

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It will crush you and your army and then invade you.

 

It's not smart to stand behind a horse because...

Then you couldn't masturbate

 

It's not smart to wear a phat into the wildy because...

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You could get teleblocked and clawed to death in a matter of seconds.

 

It's not smart to roll down a hill in a barrel because....

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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That son of a [bleep] Donkey Kong is likely to pick you up and throw you for no reason.

 

Its not smart to forget apostrophes because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

...the grammar nazis will get ya

 

It's not smart to bring only super antifires to dragons and no teleports because...

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I got my rapier :D

You will get maimed if you run out or forget to drink up.

 

It's not wise to throw out snark bait because

you never know when you need it.

 

It's not smart to listen to authority because...

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