March 5, 201115 yr People will call you stupid sexy Flanders. It's not smart to play a digeridoo because...
March 12, 201115 yr ..you are a woman and that would be considered offensive. It's not smart to cry wolf because...
May 20, 201115 yr ...crying "wolf" won't make a wolf appear. It's not smart to smoke in a non-smoking area because...
July 1, 201115 yr The smoking police will get you. You certainly don't want that, there have been stories of beat downs circulating around them for a while. It's not smart to mix chlorine and bleach in a toilet because... Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
September 7, 201114 yr ... it would get really clean and Silva might get mad we did her job. It's not smart to read Hindu religious texts because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
September 7, 201114 yr If it's not in English, I can't understand it. It's not smart to complain to a company that only cares about money because...
September 8, 201114 yr ...they might knock you out and you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice. It's not smart to eat cigarettes because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
September 11, 201114 yr You would have brown teeth and no one would go near you or kiss you. It's not smart to rub bacon on your face because...
September 11, 201114 yr ... it would be waste of perfectly good bacon. Also people would try to eat your face. That too. It't not smart to make a lot of noise in a 2-occupant dorm at 5 AM because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
September 26, 201114 yr you will have 2 very angry students coming at you with pillow cases full of bars of soap its not smart to play chicken with a sumo wrestler because...
September 26, 201114 yr You might piss him up and he might beat you up. It's not smart to criticize Ron Paul because...
September 28, 201114 yr He will chase you down and strangle you till you take back what you said. its not smart to go to a court room dressed in a slipknot tee shirt and skinny jeans because...
September 29, 201114 yr The judge might be a fan of real metal. It's not smart to rub peanut butter on wild animals because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 9, 201114 yr The intense bestiality that happens afterwards can rupture your colon It's not smart to dance because... YouTube
November 21, 201114 yr because when you dance you're more likely to be sociable and eventually have intercourse later in life. It's not smart to pull kitty's tail because..
November 21, 201114 yr The kitty will take it as a desire to want sex. It is not smart to make out on an Indian burial ground because...
November 21, 201114 yr 90% chance that cat is a wild Goon. It isn't smart to make fun of the single Tiger in the zoo because...
January 1, 201214 yr that tiger is larger than you.. and will aim for a bite of your butt. (literally) It's not smart to stand out from the crowd because....
January 1, 201214 yr the crowd you are in are all mafia members, gangsters, and drug dealers and will probably shoot you dead. It's not smart to touch the cactus because... Stats[hide][/hide]Click for my adventurer's log
January 3, 201214 yr Then all the cereal's gone when you want to eat breakfast. And that just sucks. It's not smart to give the trix rabbit what he wants because... My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
January 12, 201214 yr ...I don't know what a trix rabbit is and how it will respond to be given the items of his/her desire. It's not smart to give a dog chocolate because... ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
January 12, 201214 yr It hurts its stomach, a lot. It's not smart to smarter than Albert Einstein because...
January 12, 201214 yr If someone doing Einstein's autopsy went as far to steal his brain and keep it for decades, your body would be a far worse state of desecration. It's not very wise for you to break the fourth wall for fun because...
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