Napalm Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 People will call you stupid sexy Flanders. It's not smart to play a digeridoo because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
httpBen Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 ..you are a woman and that would be considered offensive. It's not smart to cry wolf because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 ...crying "wolf" won't make a wolf appear. It's not smart to smoke in a non-smoking area because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 The smoking police will get you. You certainly don't want that, there have been stories of beat downs circulating around them for a while. It's not smart to mix chlorine and bleach in a toilet because... Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 ... it would get really clean and Silva might get mad we did her job. It's not smart to read Hindu religious texts because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 If it's not in English, I can't understand it. It's not smart to complain to a company that only cares about money because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 ...they might knock you out and you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice. It's not smart to eat cigarettes because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen_GIGO Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 You would have brown teeth and no one would go near you or kiss you. It's not smart to rub bacon on your face because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 ... it would be waste of perfectly good bacon. Also people would try to eat your face. That too. It't not smart to make a lot of noise in a 2-occupant dorm at 5 AM because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen_GIGO Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 you will have 2 very angry students coming at you with pillow cases full of bars of soap its not smart to play chicken with a sumo wrestler because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 You might piss him up and he might beat you up. It's not smart to criticize Ron Paul because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen_GIGO Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 He will chase you down and strangle you till you take back what you said. its not smart to go to a court room dressed in a slipknot tee shirt and skinny jeans because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 The judge might be a fan of real metal. It's not smart to rub peanut butter on wild animals because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 The intense bestiality that happens afterwards can rupture your colon It's not smart to dance because... YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 because when you dance you're more likely to be sociable and eventually have intercourse later in life. It's not smart to pull kitty's tail because.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 The kitty will take it as a desire to want sex. It is not smart to make out on an Indian burial ground because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 ... you can fall in and die It's not smart to feed a cat because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 90% chance that cat is a wild Goon. It isn't smart to make fun of the single Tiger in the zoo because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 that tiger is larger than you.. and will aim for a bite of your butt. (literally) It's not smart to stand out from the crowd because.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 the crowd you are in are all mafia members, gangsters, and drug dealers and will probably shoot you dead. It's not smart to touch the cactus because... Stats[hide][/hide]Click for my adventurer's log Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 the cactus will leak water. It's not smart to eat dry cereal because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Then all the cereal's gone when you want to eat breakfast. And that just sucks. It's not smart to give the trix rabbit what he wants because... My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 ...I don't know what a trix rabbit is and how it will respond to be given the items of his/her desire. It's not smart to give a dog chocolate because... ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 It hurts its stomach, a lot. It's not smart to smarter than Albert Einstein because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 If someone doing Einstein's autopsy went as far to steal his brain and keep it for decades, your body would be a far worse state of desecration. It's not very wise for you to break the fourth wall for fun because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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