Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 ...you might get caught eventually. It's not smart to disrespect a king because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 he has a lot of bling. It's not smart to be a gold digger because.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 He might be superman and never actually die. It's not smart to be a miner because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 One of your co-workers might go insane and go on a pickaxe killing spree. It's not smart to lick frogs because... Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 They might actually be tiny aliens who mistake your taste test as an act of war. It's not smart to pee on the seat because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 You'd have to make up some excuse as to why your toilet has decorative yellow spots. It's not smart to tip over chairs because... Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 You might be in one of them. It's not smart to wear skinny jeans because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 No one needs an extra reason to be raped. It's not smart to listen to the voices because... Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 They might tell you to make ridiculous stock investments. It's not smart to wear gloves on your feet because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 your feet can't open a door... Your feet anyways.. It's not smart to give an evil kitty catnip because.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 She might replicate it on a molecular level and mass produce it and sell it on the black market. It's not smart to eat old dead batteries because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 They might explode in your intestines. It's not smart to leave goonstalf alone because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 ...he can wreck anything if left unchecked. It's not smart to scratch a gift card code hard because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 ...you might scratch so hard you tear a hole in the fabric of existence. It's not smart to tear the voice box out of a Kick the Cheat doll because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 ...it's the messenger of hell and it will dematerialize your neighborhood if you do. It's not smart to spill coffee because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 ...there are starving children in Africa who would do anything for that coffee. It's not smart to jam a fork into a power socket because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 ...the whole house can blow up. It's not smart to keep Cynic unchecked because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 ...he might fall down the stairs. It's not smart to release a deadly neuro-toxin because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 idiots will die. It's not smart to pee yourself because.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 ...you might have forgotten to wear your adult diapers that day. It's not smart to drink half filled cans you find on the side of street because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 ...someone HIV positive might have urinated in the can. It's not smart to open junk mail because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 A prince from Nigeria might be seeking your help to take away all of his money. It's not smart to help Nigerian princes because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 ...when you help him he might not say thank you. It's not smart to forget breakfast because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 you'll get thin.. and no one likes thin goons. It's not smart to eat starfish because.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 ...Patrick will not be pleased. It's not smart to buy an XBOX 360 with red neon lights on eBay because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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