May 25, 201016 yr He might be superman and never actually die. It's not smart to be a miner because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 27, 201016 yr One of your co-workers might go insane and go on a pickaxe killing spree. It's not smart to lick frogs because... Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
June 1, 201016 yr They might actually be tiny aliens who mistake your taste test as an act of war. It's not smart to pee on the seat because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
June 6, 201016 yr You'd have to make up some excuse as to why your toilet has decorative yellow spots. It's not smart to tip over chairs because... Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
June 13, 201016 yr You might be in one of them. It's not smart to wear skinny jeans because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
June 24, 201016 yr No one needs an extra reason to be raped. It's not smart to listen to the voices because... Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
June 24, 201016 yr They might tell you to make ridiculous stock investments. It's not smart to wear gloves on your feet because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
July 22, 201016 yr your feet can't open a door... Your feet anyways.. It's not smart to give an evil kitty catnip because..
July 22, 201016 yr She might replicate it on a molecular level and mass produce it and sell it on the black market. It's not smart to eat old dead batteries because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
July 31, 201015 yr They might explode in your intestines. It's not smart to leave goonstalf alone because...
August 3, 201015 yr ...he can wreck anything if left unchecked. It's not smart to scratch a gift card code hard because...
August 5, 201015 yr ...you might scratch so hard you tear a hole in the fabric of existence. It's not smart to tear the voice box out of a Kick the Cheat doll because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
August 5, 201015 yr ...it's the messenger of hell and it will dematerialize your neighborhood if you do. It's not smart to spill coffee because...
August 5, 201015 yr ...there are starving children in Africa who would do anything for that coffee. It's not smart to jam a fork into a power socket because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
August 5, 201015 yr ...the whole house can blow up. It's not smart to keep Cynic unchecked because...
August 5, 201015 yr ...he might fall down the stairs. It's not smart to release a deadly neuro-toxin because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
August 6, 201015 yr ...you might have forgotten to wear your adult diapers that day. It's not smart to drink half filled cans you find on the side of street because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
August 6, 201015 yr ...someone HIV positive might have urinated in the can. It's not smart to open junk mail because...
August 7, 201015 yr A prince from Nigeria might be seeking your help to take away all of his money. It's not smart to help Nigerian princes because...
August 7, 201015 yr ...when you help him he might not say thank you. It's not smart to forget breakfast because... I'm going to milk Goon's teats
August 7, 201015 yr you'll get thin.. and no one likes thin goons. It's not smart to eat starfish because..
August 7, 201015 yr ...Patrick will not be pleased. It's not smart to buy an XBOX 360 with red neon lights on eBay because...
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