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I like my men/women like I like my...

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I like my women like I like my floss, thin enough to fit between my teeth

 

paint remover

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

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I like my women like I like my watches: on me at all time.

 

Squids.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I like my women like my squids, flexible.

 

Squirrel aids.

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Twitter:

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I like my women like I like my squirrel aids, fond of nuts in a deadly way

 

Subway

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Chuck Norris doesn't ever need a compass; he randomly points somewhere and north goes there in order not to anger him.

I like my women like I like my subway, fast and always ready to open its doors.

 

Beans.

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I like my women like I like my beans: they give me gas.

 

Batteries.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like I like my calender: held onto my refrigerator with magnets.

 

Jell-O.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I like my men like I like my jell-o... tasty.

 

gerbils.

I like my women like my gerbils, short and reminding me of pikachu (that is actually 100% true, the girl I love's nickname is just Pika in front of her name

 

Rage outbursts that are so bad they make you repeatedly smash your head on the keyboard with full force.

(Those actually exist, I had one yesterday.)

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Twitter:

@TheMather1

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I like my men like I like my rage outburts that are so bad they make you repeatedly smash your head on the keyboard with full force.... exciting to watch.

 

bear

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I like my women like I like my bear; covered in fur and hungry for human flesh.

 

Bed sheets.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like I like my bed sheets. On warm and on top of me.

 

Earphones.

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I like my men like I like my earphones, good and durable.. able to last me a long time... :-o

 

stalf

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I like my women like I like my stalf; part of my goon.

 

Taco shells.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like I like my taco shells, soft and tasty

 

Chicken Nuggets

XboxLive, PSN, Steam: fizz4m

If you add me, please say you are from tif :D

I like my women like I like my chicken nuggets; old, cold, and bad for your health.

 

Time machine.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like I like my Time Machine, if I make a mistake, she'll go back in time and forget it.

Electric guitar.

XboxLive, PSN, Steam: fizz4m

If you add me, please say you are from tif :D

I like my women like I like my electric guitar, plugged and making loud noises.

 

Existencialism.

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I like my women like Existentialism, giving my life a purpose.

 

Books.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like books, if i don't like it i put it away.

 

Computer.

How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?

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Lol...I like my women like I like my computers: fast, with a lot of ram, and never ready to let go of my floppy.

 

Fireflies

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I like my women like my fireflies: energizing me.

 

power converter

How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?

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I like my women like my power converters, ready to be plugged at any time.

 

2B pencils.

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