October 10, 201015 yr I like my women like I like my floss, thin enough to fit between my teeth paint remover 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"
October 11, 201015 yr I like my men like I like paint remover. I don't like paint remover. :twisted: Watches I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
October 11, 201015 yr I like my women like I like my watches: on me at all time. Squids. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 21, 201015 yr I like my women like I like my squirrel aids, fond of nuts in a deadly way Subway Chuck Norris doesn't ever need a compass; he randomly points somewhere and north goes there in order not to anger him.
October 21, 201015 yr I like my women like I like my subway, fast and always ready to open its doors. Beans.
October 22, 201015 yr I like my women like I like my beans: they give me gas. Batteries. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 22, 201015 yr I like my women like I like my batteries. Rechargable Calendar I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
October 25, 201015 yr I like my women like I like my calender: held onto my refrigerator with magnets. Jell-O. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
November 21, 201015 yr I like my women like my gerbils, short and reminding me of pikachu (that is actually 100% true, the girl I love's nickname is just Pika in front of her name Rage outbursts that are so bad they make you repeatedly smash your head on the keyboard with full force.(Those actually exist, I had one yesterday.) Twitter: @TheMather1
November 30, 201015 yr I like my men like I like my rage outburts that are so bad they make you repeatedly smash your head on the keyboard with full force.... exciting to watch. bear
December 12, 201015 yr I like my women like I like my bear; covered in fur and hungry for human flesh. Bed sheets. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
December 12, 201015 yr I like my women like I like my bed sheets. On warm and on top of me. Earphones.
December 12, 201015 yr I like my men like I like my earphones, good and durable.. able to last me a long time... :-o stalf
January 7, 201115 yr I like my women like I like my stalf; part of my goon. Taco shells. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
January 7, 201115 yr I like my women like I like my taco shells, soft and tasty Chicken Nuggets XboxLive, PSN, Steam: fizz4mIf you add me, please say you are from tif :D
January 7, 201115 yr I like my women like I like my chicken nuggets; old, cold, and bad for your health. Time machine. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
January 7, 201115 yr I like my women like I like my Time Machine, if I make a mistake, she'll go back in time and forget it.Electric guitar. XboxLive, PSN, Steam: fizz4mIf you add me, please say you are from tif :D
January 7, 201115 yr I like my women like I like my electric guitar, plugged and making loud noises. Existencialism.
January 23, 201115 yr I like my women like Existentialism, giving my life a purpose. Books. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
January 23, 201115 yr I like my women like books, if i don't like it i put it away. Computer. How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?
January 23, 201115 yr Lol...I like my women like I like my computers: fast, with a lot of ram, and never ready to let go of my floppy. Fireflies
January 23, 201115 yr I like my women like my fireflies: energizing me. power converter How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?
January 23, 201115 yr I like my women like my power converters, ready to be plugged at any time. 2B pencils.
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