only one thing i'd have.........a speed boat

A domesticated moose that I can use to raise a group of wild mooses on the island 8-) or maybe a super swiss army knife with like a hammer, a saw, a screw-driver, a boat, a couple good books, a flare gun, a laptop, sattelite connection, and an air-powered generator.

only one thing i'd have.........a speed boat

 

Just a speed boat? what about fuel? Human hair?

A domesticated moose that I can use to raise a group of wild mooses on the island 8-) or maybe a super swiss army knife with like a hammer, a saw, a screw-driver, a boat, a couple good books, a flare gun, a laptop, sattelite connection, and an air-powered generator.

 

 

 

It's not a super swiss army knife unless it has a George Foreman grill also attached to it.

A fat person who i could eventually eat.

If you wanted food, why not take a big cow or something. Or would you have this dude dance around for your pleasure before consuming him? :-s

 

 

 

A bridge that is as long as from the island to the closest shore.

 

 

 

A boat requires skill which I dont have. Same with any aircraft. So a bridge is a helluva lot easier (Plus its probably really funny if there are any boats trying to go a course through the bridge, but then find the bridge and all WTF about it [im hoping these are your boats] so then you have to take the long way around) :)

 

 

 

 

 

You'll die of starvation while you walk the hypothetical 100km to shore.

 

 

 

Lucky for me my boat is made out of chocolate so I can eat it, to be sure of staying alive on the long trips. :P

 

 

 

1. do you know how to work that chocolate boat?

 

 

 

Yes, I recently obtained a license which enables me to be able to captain a chocolate boat carrying up to 10 passengers. Luckily enough the boat can't exceed the passenger limit.

 

 

 

2.Do you think chocolate floats (I honestly dont know)?

 

 

 

Hopefully, I haven't really attempted to swim 100km before, so I'm not 100% sure if I'd be up to it.

 

 

 

3. 100km is nothing... one can live without food for three weeks and without water for 3 days. I'm fairly certain i can walk 100km almost continuously in 2 days.

 

 

 

As stated you'll be walking a lot and therefore your energy intake must be at least greater than 0. :P

I'd put things into a giant bag and bring it.

A... Laptop with an infinite power source, a tracking device and a perfect wireless connection.

 

 

 

Just e-mail someone, tell them my coordinates and wait for rescue. 8-)

A luxury hotel complete with indoor pool, internet, and cable. You should have know things like this and boats were going to pop up by the way, lol.

only one thing I'd have.........a speed boat

 

Just a speed boat? what about fuel? Human hair?

 

 

 

 

 

did I forget, it's a solar powered Bugatti veyron wanna be speed boat

A... Laptop with an infinite power source, a tracking device and a perfect wireless connection.

 

 

 

Just e-mail someone, tell them my coordinates and wait for rescue. 8-)

 

 

 

But what if there is no food or fresh water on the island and it takes days to be rescued?

Kleenexes, lube... and pornography... Hold on you said only one thing... \

Kleenexes, lube... and pornography... Hold on you said only one thing... \

 

 

 

You don't have to use lube, and you wouldn't have to worry about the mess so you don't need tissues. So your still ok.

i would have a genie in a lamp,then i'd wish for infinite wishes so then i could turn my desert island into a utopia! :P

Instead of a resort for myself, just a resort. It will definetely attract customers, and I can steal their boats or leave when they do \